why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

me, i like to make up aphorisms that range from trite to offensively stupid and slap them on top of a picture, sometimes a photo of a famous person i can mis-attribute my homespun wisdom to

- Bob Marley

Yeah anything actually by Mr. Rogers gets a free pass on this thread

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/424471_10152783703815707_513800418_n.jpg

converting people from one facetious little prick to another facetious dead prick one share at a time.

the fuck...this zappa clown doesn't sound like bieber at all. that's 5 seconds i'll never get back

lmao, lil tweens bumpin "as long as you love me" and answering survey questions all finding the zappa pic and just going YES this is what ive been missing

LOL at Roberto Spiralli

Vaclav Havel was a big Zappa fan. The world doesn't always make sense.

http://i.imgur.com/SozBZ9w.jpg

Maybe!

there's really nothing that can't be turned into a romanticized take on the stalker/victim dynamic.

"And maybe I am that wolf, and you, Famke Janssen, are that moon"

omg my otp <3 ;_;

stonedwolf.jpg

anyone wanna see my wolf/moon erotic fic email me at lunalupinelu✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

maybe my dog is in love with the garbage truck

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/524196_10151660110843319_847946980_n.jpg

AND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN
WE GOT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN
EVEN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE STAND
ONLY GOD WOULD KNOW THE REASON
BUT I BET HE MUST HAVE HAD A PLAN
CAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY BABY
AND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN

Man, believe in stand. Reason? Plan Baby-man.

man
believe in
stand
reason plan
baby
man

^^ cryptic message

Vaclav Havel was a big Zappa fan. The world doesn't always make sense.

If you think Vaclav Havel's a bit of a dick, the world makes perfect sense.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/935508_586045248083157_2110572466_n.jpg

i can totally understand looking at these sorts of memes to cheer yourself up if you're depressed, the ridiculous thing is the thought of someone like, standing in line at the bank, trying to conjure this image up in their head and then going "oh, i feel so much better now, that worked"

Science!

lol therapists all like
"you seem major depressed hmmmm"
*scribbles on rx pad*
"I think u need this"
it is a pic of a baby spider w raindrop hat
you pay your $25 copay

lol m bison

loool

*steps back from edge of golden gate bridge*

*thinks of raindrop spider hat*
*puts pistol back in drawer*

lmao @ the spider thing
http://i.imgur.com/Kb4DHT0.jpg
for one thing who gave these creepy prisoners cell phones? also who would post this

people

water gets deep fast

if you just reach yr arm out

The water droplets hats thing is funny cos yes people love to think about spiders to cheer themselves up.

Poor chap, he always loved larking.

getting back to that bumper sticker and that fridge magnet

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72161_550524928325125_223159207_n.jpg

they were all great in their own ways really

STOP AND THINK™®

FACT

is that a photo of a t-shirt?

yes : ( it's come to this.

see also the bumper sticker and fridge magnet I posted upthread. it's a really disturbing new trend.

went to the holocaust & all I got was this lousy tshirt

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/399854_639975222695956_946355161_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65604_4926115312241_252710011_n.jpg

Ah, the trick is to kiss her BEFORE you kiss her.

"grab her face gently"

the gentle art of face grabbing.

Alienfacehugger.jpg

bite her face