Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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Trailer Trash Tracys. Oh wait.

The Cosimo Code of the Woosters (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 April 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

mark g: http://www.discogs.com/artist/Ceephax+Acid+Crew

love's secret borad (clouds), Friday, 26 April 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

The Audiophiles

lazulum, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, but like "Spoon" is not "Spoons", adding more detail to "Ceefax" makes it more interesting.

Mark G, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

A band called Ceefax might have been interesting in 1983, probably boring in 1988, and just beginning to come back into potentially interesting now the service is defunct.

Or maybe not.

(I saw Ceephax Acid Crew live in a small and packed bar, he had an Amiga with giant CRT monitor on a wobbly makeshift table made out of a wooden door propped up on beer casks and he turned the monitor round so we could see the Octamed tracker rows scroll past. Good times! etc)

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

Jeff and Jeff

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

corkboard.

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

all female band of IT moonlighters called The Broad Band

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Teacup and the Gentle Sips
Making Do
Nickel and Port
Last Year's Hay
Empty Cylinder
Simple Wheelbarrow

jajaja jilarious (qiqing), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

Status Update

anonanon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

The East Toast

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

the men and women

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

jungle party

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

the contra band

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

the instrument players

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:35 (eleven years ago) link

becky & the people

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

live, laugh, love

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

let's eat!

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

the pizza lovers

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

cookie & the crumbs

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

bip & the smaps

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

out to lunch

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:43 (eleven years ago) link

gone fidhin'

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:43 (eleven years ago) link

chips 'n dip

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:46 (eleven years ago) link

thingy

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

dub wubber

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

triple pep-pep

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

The Statisticians
Average
Bayes' Theorem
The Standard Deviations

Hoster Tulleee, Lord of Riverrun, Past Eve and Adam's (Leee), Saturday, 27 April 2013 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

thingy

― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, April 27, 2013 2:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just one of many Rob Crow (of Pinback fame) side projects - and not even the most boringly named:

his other bands include The Ladies, Physics, and Other Men

Lee626, Saturday, 27 April 2013 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

sort of

Mark G, Saturday, 27 April 2013 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

The Google Plus Massive

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 27 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

the instrument players

This rules

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

the contemporaries

the crossing guards

nigel's band

"the parent/teacher day conference" should be "parent/teacher conference day" instead. scans better.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

the name

slugbuggy, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

the egg whites

anonanon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

a meal

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 27 April 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

Sandwich Spread

Euler, Saturday, 27 April 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

imo make it too short and it becomes kinda enigmatic like a zen koan therefore not boring

anonanon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

The Casual Fridays

(odds are about 99% that a band with that name already exists)

Al Dente

that one is pretty good. The Fresh is my contribution for a boring band name

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

i always wanted to start a band called "The Drugs" but i guess that is pretty boring as well.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Google Plus & The Hangouts

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

The Circles

the gentrification of chill (Pat Finn), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

Shin Splints
Taking Care of Taffy
Swollen Stones
Long Distance Runaround
Barley Water
The Fresh Chives!
Man Overboard
Walking Home
The Defensives
Hot Pastry
Cellular
Counting On Tomorrow
Blanket for a Friend
Potash

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

god, every band name is boring

Rendezvous
The Middle Section
I Can See You If I Try
Barnabus Grease
Funkhouse
The Introspectives
Putnam's Friday Move
Bilgewater

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

let the record show that I posted "the drugs" waaaaayyy the fuck upthread. actually, there's a lotta good stuff in this here thread. definitely worth loading the whole thing, if only to ctrl-f yr username for stuff you forgot you posted!

Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hospice

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

Fangs With Benefits

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link


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