why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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xp yeah was gonna say, people call muscular men cute all the time, myself included. the post's heart was in the right place though. i don't know who grimes is except it sounds like she's a musician, is the context behind the post important in that sense?

chilli, Friday, 26 April 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

stealth brag muscular man

lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

did we ever establish that the answers to the titular question in this thread are "because it is terrible" and "skot you are totally not a jerk"? because it bums me out sometimes, skot you are not a jerk

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

why am i bringing milk to this disgusting baby?

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

^ fascist cop

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

You guys recognize that men calling women cute is not equivalent to people calling men cute, right? Due to power imbalances and gender stereotypes and the constantly reinforced idea that women's value lies primarily in how aesthetically pleasing are to men and the focus on women's looks over everything else they do/say? xp

carl agatha, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

sry no one gets to complain abt being called cute, its the law

lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

don't be cute lag∞n

brony orlando (crüt), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

i can be cute, its my right, citizens arrest

lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

you guys are so cute

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

You guys recognize that men calling women cute is not equivalent to people calling men cute, right? Due to power imbalances and gender stereotypes and the constantly reinforced idea that women's value lies primarily in how aesthetically pleasing are to men and the focus on women's looks over everything else they do/say? xp

― carl agatha, Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, but the thin line in particular rang hollow to me -- even her choice of words made her sound pretty pleased with herself "because i can more easily fit into sample sizes from the runway"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

plus I doubt it's mostly men "congratulating" her for being "thin" idk I could be wrong

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

one man's "congratulating" is another man's "hey get off my ass!"

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

grimes on my ass

lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

huh?

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

in the description it said it was promoting a new campaign called ICE where you put your emergency contact in your phone as ICE (In Case of Emergency) so that if you get run over they know who to call

that graphic is doing a very poor job of communicating that tho

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

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Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:44 (eleven years ago) link

major xps but i meant that i call muscular men cute, i'm not that conceited. or muscular.

chilli, Friday, 26 April 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gy1Evb1Kg

balls, Friday, 26 April 2013 06:14 (eleven years ago) link

That is the wrongest thing I've ever seen!

how's life, Friday, 26 April 2013 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

needs a period after period

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 April 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

it's perhaps philosophically defensible, and a hell of a lot of people wd agree with a slightly weakened form of that argument.

personally i read it as an asseveration that the poster is scum but that's just me

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

it's actually of value as a personal credo - if you changed it to first person, yes, it's true that whatever my beginnings, I am responsible for my choices. Telling that to somebody else unless you're in a personal relationship with them and they're copping out about something is way bullshit tho, and "no matter who you are, all your decisions are a simple matter of choice" is obv. gross class-blind anti-compassion bullshit

also why's there no arrow in the middle. follow the penis arrow imo you can't go wrong

not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's fair - "i will act as if everything i do is my own freely willed choice" is a lot more reasonable than "hey you chose to be a pauper with rickets, screw you"

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

actually replying to that gif with a Youtube of Sophie's Choice wd be lol

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

Seems to ignore the idea that the choices you make (and are available to you) are determined by a lot of the items on that list

badg, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

Late children's tv host Mr. Rogers. By all accounts a completely stand-up guy. I'm fine with this quote.

how's life, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, one of the few things that has been shared on Facebook ad infinitum that I have zero problem with is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

Just O_O amazing

Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

the conclusion I reach from this thread is never post anything to facebook, because it's all risible

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

this is why I mostly just post news stories and music links

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

me, i like to make up aphorisms that range from trite to offensively stupid and slap them on top of a picture, sometimes a photo of a famous person i can mis-attribute my homespun wisdom to

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

- Bob Marley

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah anything actually by Mr. Rogers gets a free pass on this thread

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

converting people from one facetious little prick to another facetious dead prick one share at a time.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

the fuck...this zappa clown doesn't sound like bieber at all. that's 5 seconds i'll never get back

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 April 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

lmao, lil tweens bumpin "as long as you love me" and answering survey questions all finding the zappa pic and just going YES this is what ive been missing

trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

LOL at Roberto Spiralli

Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Vaclav Havel was a big Zappa fan. The world doesn't always make sense.

Aimless, Friday, 26 April 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SozBZ9w.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 26 April 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe!

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

there's really nothing that can't be turned into a romanticized take on the stalker/victim dynamic.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

"And maybe I am that wolf, and you, Famke Janssen, are that moon"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

omg my otp <3 ;_;

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

stonedwolf.jpg

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

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infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link


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