Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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agribusiness

slugbuggy, Thursday, 25 April 2013 06:51 (eleven years ago) link

earl grey

one way street, Thursday, 25 April 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago) link

one way street

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 April 2013 07:57 (eleven years ago) link

The National.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:14 (eleven years ago) link

As teenagers, after a heavy night in the pub, me and a friend seriously considered calling our band either The Paper Cuts or the Hooverists. The latter lent itself to all kinds of appalling puns, like having backing singers called The Attachments.

Dr X O'Skeleton, Thursday, 25 April 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

blue sky

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

big engine

yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

Is

MarkoP, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

Neon Brown

Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

The Beige Carpet

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

Pirate Ninja Revolution

And you Will Know Us by the Trail of Bacon NOM NOM NOM

frogbs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

*shots self in brain*

frogbs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

The Queue

anonanon, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

Front Man & His Band

silverfish, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

The Notable Incident

anonanon, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

david p. wilson or current resident and the funk conspiracy

slugbuggy, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

aloha kentucky

a vespa for nancy

sniff the cork

the three darrells and jeff

slugbuggy, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

The Major Chords

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

Spoons

Mark G, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

Somehow much more boring than Spoon

Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

maybe because "spoon" is also fun thing to do, whereas "spoons" are just a utilitarian object

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

I would say Spoon is just as boring.

emil.y, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

I thought about "The Spoons", but the "The" made it too, um, authoritarian.

Mark G, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

But if it was 'The Spoons' you could have SUCH hilarity. "Hey man, are you playing the Spoons?" "I was playing the Spoons last night". A ha ha ha.

emil.y, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Exactly.

Mark G, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

The Sagging Waist Band

Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

the brave troutsmen

the dampening

troubadours of some renown

o thanatos, my dark beloved! and jeff

slugbuggy, Friday, 26 April 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

hi slugbunny, could you try be a little more boring from now on?

i'm confusing insipid with inane i suppose. this is hard.

i did not know "aloha kentucky" was a real thing! i thought i made it up, like it was a band named after the worst elvis movie ever.

slugbuggy, Friday, 26 April 2013 06:52 (eleven years ago) link

Blup

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

Cellular phone

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

Convention Center

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:18 (eleven years ago) link

Taking the Bus to Work

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:19 (eleven years ago) link

Product Placement

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:19 (eleven years ago) link

Explanation

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago) link

cruton party

slugbuggy, Friday, 26 April 2013 07:25 (eleven years ago) link

crouton party

slugbuggy, Friday, 26 April 2013 07:26 (eleven years ago) link

Ceefax

Mark G, Friday, 26 April 2013 08:38 (eleven years ago) link

Standard Life

'a-Tiddly-Widdily-DAY!!' (doo dah), Friday, 26 April 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

Jonny Evans

paolo, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

Trailer Trash Tracys. Oh wait.

The Cosimo Code of the Woosters (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 April 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

mark g: http://www.discogs.com/artist/Ceephax+Acid+Crew

love's secret borad (clouds), Friday, 26 April 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

The Audiophiles

lazulum, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, but like "Spoon" is not "Spoons", adding more detail to "Ceefax" makes it more interesting.

Mark G, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

A band called Ceefax might have been interesting in 1983, probably boring in 1988, and just beginning to come back into potentially interesting now the service is defunct.

Or maybe not.

(I saw Ceephax Acid Crew live in a small and packed bar, he had an Amiga with giant CRT monitor on a wobbly makeshift table made out of a wooden door propped up on beer casks and he turned the monitor round so we could see the Octamed tracker rows scroll past. Good times! etc)

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

Jeff and Jeff

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

corkboard.

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

all female band of IT moonlighters called The Broad Band

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Teacup and the Gentle Sips
Making Do
Nickel and Port
Last Year's Hay
Empty Cylinder
Simple Wheelbarrow

jajaja jilarious (qiqing), Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

Status Update

anonanon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 06:20 (eleven years ago) link


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