Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"He's a hare worse at parroting my comments than the last animal I had."

"Australia you say? Count me in."

winner

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"Nestcafe?"

Why no, I never have heard of 'empty nest syndrome' do go on

When we moved in it was a little eyrie but all it took was aloft conversion

"I know what you're thinking, but this is normal"

Um, I think that architect might actually have said bough-house :(

"Would you like some Twiglets to eat?"

"I hope you're not going to tweet about this."

"This is still bigger than MY apartment" /friends

"When the boss said that we were being moved to another branch, this isn't what I imagined."

"Ever feel that you're going cuckoo?"

lol "bough-house"

"Well, Stan, here's another fine nest you've gotten us into."

yes, that one. (xpost re: Bough-house)

i'm sure there's a better way of making that joke tbh

Bough-house is great.

It is, and I like the tweeting one as well.

tiny pearls cast before the enormous swine of that shitty cartoon

"I do like the view."

"so we're agreed, then- no boys"

"The dinner service here is really something else."

"Try the Bird's Nest Soup."

The cell reception is excellent.

"oh he breezes in when he feels like it, probably dragging along some slimy friend he's picked up from god knows where."

"so this is life"

"bough-house" is amazing, you should submit it

if you want to recast it: the architect thought we said "bough-house"

"It's strange how our entire dwelling seems to consist of a couch and a lamp"

"Dumpster diving really brings the city alive."

can't believe the big rat one actually has "We're gonna need a bigger cat." as an option. timely reference there, dudes.

"On an unrelated note, I slept with your sister."

"LIVING IN A NEST IS FOR THE BIRDS LOLOLOLOL"

"Hey, at least it's CHEEP!! GET IT??? GET IT??"

"I never thought I'd say it, but I don't mind eating someone else's barf."

Me, Tarzan think you, Jane and I should maybe see other people. Me, Tarzan, keeping the aero press.

"A strong wind could blow this house down, hyuk hyuk."

"OK, that's all about the birds, now let's move on to learning all about the bees."

"And you said city living was for the birds."

"How did we get this couch up the ladder? And what are we plugging this lamp into? Our home makes no sense, and isn't funny."

"Do you think 'klossnet' is the name of our ISP?"

"I think we should see other pigeons."

"I really wish you would stop yelling that between songs."

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"what can i say? i love fucking giraffes!"

After the first trial, it was roundly agreed that a simple height restriction wasn't going to achieve the desired result.

"Wouldn't it be crazy if this was how it happened!"

"Jesus."

"NO. SLEEP. TILL BROOKLYN!"

"They've each learned another species' culture and will pass it on to future generations."

"I can't believe we were worried about the rabbits."