truth bombs

id give her a small role in the bourne supremacy

xp

small

'kim', idk who that is.

guys if any of us had a brain or motivation we'd be setting up the post-collegiate facebook of the early '10s NOW

postapoconnect

i sorta liked eagle cuz it was so tarded.

but they only give evil computers people names, dead giveaway it's going to try to take over the world.

http://interactive.usc.edu/archives/WarGames.jpg

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There is a girl in my class that looks like that, that annoying ***** has to have the locker right next to me in the locker room. She doesn't even talk to anyone she thinks she is too good for everyone else

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i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM

^^^^ revelatory

how long until i ascend

;-) maybe you already have

there's stan and then there's seek some fucking help

― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:37 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i love respect and admire my friends but it shocks me how corny they can be

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 4:48 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I love how after all this time ILX is still enjoying new wtf-crazy-Brits/Yanks flare-ups on an almost daily basis.

― Alba, Wednesday, March 25, 2009 11:35 AM Bookmark

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM

― mookieproof, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Does this lead to a state of enlightenment?

haha jho otm

^^ indecipherable one-liner

although I am disappointed to hear about the chocolate bacon pop since the whole OH YEAH BACON thing is tiresome as fuck

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:54 (3 hours ago)

u kno theres a thread for that sentiment

bisexuality is confusing.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, January 8, 2009 7:48 AM Bookmark

:/

you know what they say - bi now, pay later

Many people are buysexual - they have to pay other people to have sex with them...

jesus dude if youre going to make a pun based on the exact same play on words as the last guy at least make it funny

In my experience bisexuality's a play on words regardless.

id bi that for a dollar

i kinda like keeping snoball around to make me look good

you know what they say - bi now, pay later

― s1ocki, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:45 AM (27 minutes ago)

lol

You gotta love a man who loves women as much as the next guy.

study questions myth of bisexuals' above-average purchasing power

i've studied that

support pun control

a++

the other day i thought up some especially tortured pun about how a bisexual is someone who's usually straight but if you meet someone who buys-sex-you-will

takes a lot of hours of fruitless spitballing to become the display name MVP, is all i'm saying

90% perspiration right

we should have more mods that are girls, that might solve part of this "hardman" problem

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:41 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh tehresa and abbott are both sitewide mods, btw

― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:45 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know, and everyone likes them

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:46 PM (31 minutes ago)

harbl for mod

; )

estela for mod imo

why would you want to inflict that on someone you like

whoever said I liked her?

if u don't like estela gtfo imho

rev likes estela, and estela's a giiiiiirl!

so gay

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its not will huntings fault that he got abused as a foster child and thus went into seclusion as he hit adulthood

haha

the taco is the domain of the cumdad

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 11:39 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dunno what it means but it rings true

it makes me not ever want a taco again.

Sometimes I forget ILM is UK-based. Then I see people giving a fuck about Oasis and I remember.

― neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, August 28, 2009 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink