Lady Gaga, Pussycat Dolls and a Taxonomy of Vacuous Pop

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I might like her more of if she was a tranny. Except then I think: the drag queens who are like Lady Gaga I'm not so much into. I prefer my drag queens more... blowsy? Mrs Havisham-esque?

Which is why that chick from Scissor Sisters going solo probably would have been a better version of Lady Gaga than Lady Gaga is, esp. if she'd gone hyper-commercial too.

She'd be like the tranny version of Fergie, rather than the tranny version of Christina Aguilera's new look.

Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

I am trying to imagine the tranny version of Fergie and all that comes to mind is:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/abc_alley_061212_ssh.jpg

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

fergie is already her own tranny version, surely

lex pretend, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Well the same applies to Christina Aguilera surely?

Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Maybe this points to the super-double-pointlessness of the entire Lady Gaga Project.

Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

also:

standard lily allen interview with jonathan ross, but wait for the gaga mention at 3mins in. it's worth it.

lex pretend, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

Maybe this points to the super-double-pointlessness of the entire Lady Gaga Project.

^^^ pretty much OTM

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

since there's not teenpop thread i'm just gonna post the video for this dope demi lovato song in here

who needs avril right??

rev. al shipley (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 07:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

sounds like if paramore were writing songs when they were 15

rev. al shipley (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 07:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

Woah, I really like that. The way she sings "some may say I need to be afraid of losing everything..." makes it sound deep. Deeper than the song actually is admittedly. Is the guy interviewing her supposed to be a send-up of Perez Hilton?

Tim F, Thursday, 19 February 2009 07:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

omg that's not her right?

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh its her

and why (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

oooo
mmm
gggg

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

O_O

moonship journey to 51 (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

^just as a prophylactic against any "everybody has a bad shot sometimes" comments, she looks like arthur kane in every single one of those

and why (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

also she seems to be looking like that deliberately

lex pretend, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

still!

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

she's having a gigantic nose deliberately

and why (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

that wig

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

ugh son

Terius (The Reverend), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

would not poke 'er face

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

speechless

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

Looks almost like Amy Winehouse there. :)

Lady Ga Ga is one of many examples that extremely mainstream manufactured chart pop sounds better now than it has done for 25 years btw. Roughly because it sounds more or less exactly like it did 25 years ago. Only with more advanced drum programming and a lot more dynamic range compression. :)

Geir Hongro, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

^the don weighs in

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

i just can't get past her name

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

and apparently her face

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

see the difference here is that amy winehouse looks bad when she is cracked out and wearing no makeup and hungover or whatever. that's lady gaga....at a photoshoot.

and why (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

Geir Hongro, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

that's lady gaga....at a photoshoot.

― and why (roxymuzak), Friday, March 6, 2009 5:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 22:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

sounds like if paramore were writing songs when they were 15

― rev. al shipley (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 19, 2009 2:20 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do u realize u were describing paramore's actual first album here

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

tbh i have no recollection of paramore existing prior to "misery business"

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah but i'm just saying they were writing songs at 15 that sounded just like their recent stuff they wrote at 17/18, so it struck me as a strange qualifier

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

essentially i think i was using paramore as a stand in for "this sounds like a song written by/for teens and fronted by a girl"

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah...i mean it actually does sound like Paramore (one album track in particular it reminds me of more than the singles) so if you'd just said "sounds like Paramore" i'd have no quibbles. sorry silly number of posts to spend discussing this.

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

Councils get banned jargon list

Winston Churchill is an example to council workers, campaigners say
Council leaders have compiled a banned list of the 200 worst uses of jargon, with "predictors of beaconicity" and "taxonomy" among the worst horrors.


Just so's you know.

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 11:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

I've already had several angry letters.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 12:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

My wife has been singing "Dan can't stand/Dan can't stand/Lady Gaga's butterface.../She so ugly/Oh so ugly" for weeks now; she will get much enjoyment from that link, roxy!

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

Brad M
Is lady gaga a man? My sister thinks so. I dont.?
Now i think she is very pretty. Why do people say she is a tranny? It dosent make much sense... She just wears alot of makeup. I love her voice. I am almost sure she is a female. No rude answers plz. if u dont know the queston then DONT ANSWER. Ok? ^^

Mariah S
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
no shes a LADY and gAgA there are A's if she was a mand her name would be.... Man GoGo

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

proved by LOGIC

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

Do not Googlimg Man GoGo

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

completely bizarre

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

Lady Gaga Stirs Things Up By Going Pantsless'It's fashion! I'm an artist!' singer tells Chicago police after being stopped on the street.
By Jocelyn Vena

By now, Lady Gaga is known as the singer who has an affinity for not wearing pants. But apparently there are some law officials out there who may not have gotten the memo about Gaga's fashion choices. The singer was recently stopped by police in Chicago who had some objections to her hot pants.

"I guess they weren't really pants at all, but it was really funny because all you saw was this half-naked girl on the street yelling at some cop," she told the Daily Star, adding that she tried to reason with the officer." 'It's fashion! I'm an artist!' It was fun."

Lady Gaga doesn't seem to mind the attention, telling the U.K. newspaper that while she doesn't hate pants, she doesn't find them necessary either. "It's not that I don't like pants," she said, "I just choose not to wear them some days."

The singer, who is currently on her Fame Ball Tour, added that for her, going pantsless is no big deal thanks to her more salacious past. "I think no pants is sexy. I love the naked human body," she said. "I was working in strip clubs when I was 18."

These days, Lady Gaga is making headlines by wearing out-there outfits that probably cost some dough, but she told MTV News that it wasn't too long ago that she was getting people talking on a much smaller budget. "A year ago at this time, I was gluing sequins on $4 bras," she laughed. "So that should tell you how far I've come."

this is business strictly, step to my business is risky (some dude), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 19:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

So sick of this chick. I like Poker Face, but Lady Gaga is a bad thing for music.

Plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

when will she discover the daring, transgressive nature of wearing paper bags over your head

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

'It's fashion! I'm an artist!'

Thing is, this is probably almost exactly what she said.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

Metal Mike Sauders is slowly starting to convince me that Lady Gaga might not be as horrible as I thought.

Email # 1:

Lady Gaga in video/TV interviews has namechecked "i love Swedish pop" (her having been a screaming sidewalk NYC TRL-wannabe down on the street with her middle school classmates, 1999-2000) so a collaboration between her and Max is inevitable i would think.
two weeks ago the Poker Face single breaking Top 10 (no. 6) took the album up to no. 10 (american) (from no.28 the preceding week), so it is very possible that a couple weeks from now -- in a "slow release" week (like the way britney's first album was carefully targeted to be released -- after the single had hit no.1 -- on the SLOWEST week of the year, jan or feb, so that it would squeak into no. 1 with barely 125k? i recall) --

that gaga will score a no. 1 album. american's way the fuck behind the curve on her (no hit single until dec/jan, now it's a roadkill pileup with a third single hitting Top 10 just 6 weeks later, ha).

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Email #2:

here's my Gaga wordpad collection of the most interesting Youtube interviews (and a couple ditto TV or club performance clips)

PAPARAZZI Album Chart Show / UK***

Billboard interview "i would die"

at 4:35 "i love swedish pop music" (german TV interview)

Jingle Ball backstage w David Archuleta

Dear Mr President

group letter Dear Mr President

paris hilton interviews GaGa

interview for Album Chart Show

GaGa loves the beatles

interview w/left cheek boltz at 1:31

australian interview / 5 min

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:46 (nine years ago) Permalink


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