Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"So? There's a white hair on *your* shoulder as well!"

You expected a parrot on my shoulder, but no it is a rabbit. So, aaaaaaaaaaaa!

"There's good news and bad news, Bates. The bad news is I'm leaving you. The good news is I'm having an affair with this rabbit."

"Why? Because I ate my last parrot and it tasted awful."

"You don't know what it's like to have a rabbit on your shoulder."

"This is normal."

"Max is wondering where his scurvy dog is."

"I thought we all celebrated Easter."

"I wonder if you could help me, I appear to have a pirate super-glued to my feet."

"i don't want to hear any watership down superstitions"

"Chas n Dave were on the jukebox, I was drunk, it seemed like a funny idea at the time"

"Quit looking at me like that"

"Ran out of crackers"
"Houdini borrowed the parrot"
"Man, I hate Vegas"
"Sure it's less intimidating but you'd be surprised how many ladies I've picked up with this thing"

can't quite work out a briar patch/eye patch joke. "he was thrown in with eye patch"? too esoteric

"I lost an eye in the final battle, but after I killed that rabbit I sent him to the taxidermist!"
"That's all very well, Mr. MacGregor, but why did you then decide to become a pirate?"

"It came with the maps"

"It's drivin me nuts!"

Im wearing my hare to the right this season

"When I cut off his lucky foot you can give him a peg leg."

"Salesman said to nurture it during the larval stage, so it'll become a faithful dragon."

"He's eaten all our food. We're doomed."

"I'm a pirate lol"

"Weigh anchor! The rabbits have taken over!"

"Australia you say? Count me in."

"He's a hare worse at parroting my comments than the last animal I had."

"Australia you say? Count me in."

winner

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/06/p465/130506_contest_p465.jpg

"Nestcafe?"

Why no, I never have heard of 'empty nest syndrome' do go on

When we moved in it was a little eyrie but all it took was aloft conversion

"I know what you're thinking, but this is normal"

Um, I think that architect might actually have said bough-house :(

"Would you like some Twiglets to eat?"

"I hope you're not going to tweet about this."

"This is still bigger than MY apartment" /friends

"When the boss said that we were being moved to another branch, this isn't what I imagined."

"Ever feel that you're going cuckoo?"

lol "bough-house"

"Well, Stan, here's another fine nest you've gotten us into."

yes, that one. (xpost re: Bough-house)

i'm sure there's a better way of making that joke tbh

Bough-house is great.

It is, and I like the tweeting one as well.

tiny pearls cast before the enormous swine of that shitty cartoon

"I do like the view."

"so we're agreed, then- no boys"

"The dinner service here is really something else."

"Try the Bird's Nest Soup."

The cell reception is excellent.

"oh he breezes in when he feels like it, probably dragging along some slimy friend he's picked up from god knows where."

"so this is life"

"bough-house" is amazing, you should submit it

if you want to recast it: the architect thought we said "bough-house"