bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

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generally about the quality of his output these days

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9261768/nba-trade-value-part-3

this is pretty terrible halfway through

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

he overrates steph altho steph's contract is insane

also always will and always has overrated carmelo

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

yeah the melo section is just completely religious. you wouldn't trade melo for cp3 straight up? and his griffin "oh noes his per-game scoring and rebounding averages are down" shit i assumed was beneath him

if steph plays anything like this on that contract #3 is totally defensible tho

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

he remains otm about harden though

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

he didn't quite make a case for why he put westbrook over him though

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

i think it's close

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

it is just shameful that there are people who still apologize for that trade btw. just indefensible on any level

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah, truly

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

i think part of the problem -- in presti's defense -- is that harden was underrated around the league. if the wizards and warriors both turned down offers, they're nuts.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

SIIIIMMMMOONNNNSSSS!!!!

How'd We Fix It: The Lakers

It's actually worse than you would expect an article from him with that title to be.

I'm like a cross between the Wolf, Olivia Pope and Jerry West. Or I like to think that I am.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

Last week, an L.A. reader named Jake B. even compared him to Tommy Boy, followed by me being unable to figure out if that was a bigger insult to Jimmy Buss or to Tommy Boy.

cool story

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

Tim Marchman ‏@timmarchman 3h

There are over 50 uses of I, I'm, me, and my in this column. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9466869/lakers

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link

it's a good article f the haters

k3vin k., Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

50 doesn't seem like that many uses for a guy who has always written 1000s of words in the first person

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

well the point that he makes about the Bucks is definitely true and quite frustrating

frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

even tho i dont care for him much its kinda awesome how this guy who used to joke fantasize abt controlling espn now controls espn

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

Celtics beat Lakers yet again

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

lmao polyphonic

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

PRAISE SIMMONS

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

magic and wilbon were completely and totally insufferable

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

Im not a huge fan but he is better than anyone else on that show no doubt. Magic was the worst he can be gone and stay gone faic.

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah magic and wilbon are terrible

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Replacing Wilbon with Doris Burke is a huge upgrade imo

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

<3 doris

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

does that mean less doris doing games tho?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

Doris is cool if a little dry but yah big upgrade. Also Doug Collins back is alright.

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

a good bit would be trolling collins ocd

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

Ha for sure

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

as you can see theres 12 seconds left on the clock when he takes the shot, theres 12.7 seconds left

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

finishing out quarters strong is no more important than starting them strong

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

thats 6 six point swing, it was actually a 7 seven point swing

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

PRAISE SIMMONS

Clay, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link

somehow he managed to be a douchebag and a hero at once with this

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

haha yes perfect

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

doris and doug collins are huge huge upgrades over wilbon and magic tho

i wonder if hes going to install an actual host or what since simmons himself is awful at that part

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

i have to say i figured he would just walk given that he spent all year plus the summer complaining about the show

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

what would he be with nothing to complain about

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link

doris is great. she actually seems human

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcHnb-dCIAA0dBz.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

there was a preview of that w/ that pull quote followed immed by a prev for the jon hamm indian mlb pitcher thing which simmons produced or smething right? spreading the brand p thin now

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

grantland got a redesign, its pretty bad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link

yeah it sucks but i always say that about new designs so we'll see

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

yeah i always liked the simplicity of the old design (esp w/ adblocker) but this is understandable, does a better job of promoting all their content or whatever. mainly just relieved they haven't gone to that 'this will look like garbage if you're not reading it on a tablet' design new republic and a bunch of others have adopted.

balls, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link

i liked the old design, never had trouble finding anything. it looks more cluttered now.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:15 (ten years ago) link

yeah their old design was more in keeping w recent white space and readability trends, tho they werent really clever or detail oriented enough to fit that much content in there, the new one has tons of content but is a total mess and a definite step backward as far as the evolution of web design, and its got a bunch of really corny lowest common denominator details, especially that sticky top stories box in the margin my god what is this techcrunch, nagl for a publication trying to brand themselves as quality

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:24 (ten years ago) link


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