bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

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otm

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

generally about the quality of his output these days

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9261768/nba-trade-value-part-3

this is pretty terrible halfway through

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

he overrates steph altho steph's contract is insane

also always will and always has overrated carmelo

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

yeah the melo section is just completely religious. you wouldn't trade melo for cp3 straight up? and his griffin "oh noes his per-game scoring and rebounding averages are down" shit i assumed was beneath him

if steph plays anything like this on that contract #3 is totally defensible tho

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

he remains otm about harden though

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

he didn't quite make a case for why he put westbrook over him though

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

i think it's close

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

it is just shameful that there are people who still apologize for that trade btw. just indefensible on any level

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah, truly

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

i think part of the problem -- in presti's defense -- is that harden was underrated around the league. if the wizards and warriors both turned down offers, they're nuts.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

SIIIIMMMMOONNNNSSSS!!!!

How'd We Fix It: The Lakers

It's actually worse than you would expect an article from him with that title to be.

I'm like a cross between the Wolf, Olivia Pope and Jerry West. Or I like to think that I am.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

Last week, an L.A. reader named Jake B. even compared him to Tommy Boy, followed by me being unable to figure out if that was a bigger insult to Jimmy Buss or to Tommy Boy.

cool story

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

Tim Marchman ‏@timmarchman 3h

There are over 50 uses of I, I'm, me, and my in this column. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9466869/lakers

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link

it's a good article f the haters

k3vin k., Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

50 doesn't seem like that many uses for a guy who has always written 1000s of words in the first person

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

well the point that he makes about the Bucks is definitely true and quite frustrating

frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

even tho i dont care for him much its kinda awesome how this guy who used to joke fantasize abt controlling espn now controls espn

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

Celtics beat Lakers yet again

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

lmao polyphonic

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

PRAISE SIMMONS

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

magic and wilbon were completely and totally insufferable

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

Im not a huge fan but he is better than anyone else on that show no doubt. Magic was the worst he can be gone and stay gone faic.

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah magic and wilbon are terrible

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Replacing Wilbon with Doris Burke is a huge upgrade imo

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

<3 doris

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

does that mean less doris doing games tho?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

Doris is cool if a little dry but yah big upgrade. Also Doug Collins back is alright.

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

a good bit would be trolling collins ocd

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

Ha for sure

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

as you can see theres 12 seconds left on the clock when he takes the shot, theres 12.7 seconds left

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

finishing out quarters strong is no more important than starting them strong

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

thats 6 six point swing, it was actually a 7 seven point swing

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

PRAISE SIMMONS

Clay, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link

somehow he managed to be a douchebag and a hero at once with this

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

haha yes perfect

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

doris and doug collins are huge huge upgrades over wilbon and magic tho

i wonder if hes going to install an actual host or what since simmons himself is awful at that part

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

i have to say i figured he would just walk given that he spent all year plus the summer complaining about the show

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

what would he be with nothing to complain about

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link

doris is great. she actually seems human

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcHnb-dCIAA0dBz.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

there was a preview of that w/ that pull quote followed immed by a prev for the jon hamm indian mlb pitcher thing which simmons produced or smething right? spreading the brand p thin now

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

grantland got a redesign, its pretty bad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link

yeah it sucks but i always say that about new designs so we'll see

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

yeah i always liked the simplicity of the old design (esp w/ adblocker) but this is understandable, does a better job of promoting all their content or whatever. mainly just relieved they haven't gone to that 'this will look like garbage if you're not reading it on a tablet' design new republic and a bunch of others have adopted.

balls, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link


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