I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

it's just...i can never tell with autechre if it's just that my youtube is having trouble buffering.

― how's life, Sunday, April 21, 2013 7:22 AM (8 minutes ago)

-- your dad, Sunday, April 21, 1952 7:22 AM (6 decades ago)

god? is that supposed to be a man or a woman? why doesn't he get a haircut? what the hell is this supposed to be? call that music? my cat could sing better than that etc

Webern > Kandinsky > Cervantes > Bob Hope > Autechre > Daft Punk

― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Sunday, April 21, 2013 2:41 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

see i would move webern and bob hope around but he's on the right track

wehr is johnny cash

6 feet under and rising

how high were you when you made that post, mama?

from the Amanda Palmer thread:

can someone post the poem I'll be fucked if I load all 2000 messages and/or give her any web traffic

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, April 22, 2013 4:16 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There once was a bomber from Nantucket...

― Thirty-Six Views of ILX, by Mari3sa (WilliamC), Monday, April 22, 2013 4:17 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tee hee

i think i kind of...miss? glenn beck? it's like seeing david lee roth again, still doing all the old jumps and kicks.

― some dude, Monday, April 22, 2013 1:39 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you listened to my music
You would not be so crazi
I'm sorry that it happened
That you became a Nazi

If the times for us were different
I would be your liebchen
So just remember what Anne sang
Don't stop beliebing

― Ned Raggett, Monday, April 22, 2013 6:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Brilliant

Ned just swoops down once in a while to deposit a gem of perfection like that

Ned can fly?!

Yes, and he lives in a nest on a cliff from whence he watches over the Valley of Ilxor

Ned egret

I do what I can. *attempts further flight, pulls an Icarus*

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ouxxa0eFam8/SY8p9Vu5_QI/AAAAAAAAA-k/rX0bfgesQfM/s400/BATSUIT.jpg

ned egret!

heee hee nice one dmac

je ned egret rien

dying

lock thread

new thread

i am sad to have had my notions about field of dreams ruinously dispelled. i don't even want to know about rosemary's baby, i am gonna continue to believe it talks and hangs out with john travolta.

― Roberto Spiralli, 23 April 2013 14:49 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol where

Blue Saturday

thread of after-lunch aboulia and mopery, starts there

ty

bravo Ned

Bob Hope algorithms have to specify 1946 or 1971 iteration, btw

Ned has been on fire this week.

"For some men, sex may be their primary way of communicating and expressing intimacy," says Justin Lehmiller, a Harvard University social psychologist who studies sexuality. Taking away sex "takes away their primary emotional outlet."

Lehmiller added, "Oh my god, I'm cumming! UNNNNNNNNNNH"

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, April 23, 2013 2:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Musicians who died by suicide

I am posting a link to how's life's post because context is crucial

Hahah thank you, I was figuring out how best to do that for this thread myself.

(SLIGHTLY EDITED:)

Could a powerful computer artificially inseminate goats?

NB: This is not my job at present, but I am merely curious about this in a general sort of way.

― Aimless

it could not naturally inseminate goats

― we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac)

what if they were using nanotechnology?

― Aimless

na-a-a-a-anotechnology

― we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac)

:D

From the "Shutter Island" thread:

movie was hilarious and dumb and gorgeous and i fully approve

― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:36 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like a nolan movie with 90% less annoyance

― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:36 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't forget the many long and lingering shots of dead bloody children

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:39 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf i said 'gorgeous' once

― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:39 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[Question] Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street, somebody wants to stop me...

― pplains, Wednesday, April 24, 2013 1:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What's that for?
-- Aja
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he's pointing toward the magical scrapple.
-- scott seward

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What?
-- Aja

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the magical scrapple gave me my other christmas gift this year
-- fiddo centington

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What?
-- Aja

--------------------------------

What what?
-- fiddo centington

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What was your other gift?
-- Aja

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Tonight on Crossfire!
-- Ned Raggett

sorry, ancient lol. kills me every time.

I may have had no finer moment on here.

haha

its a perfect thing.

i miss fiddo

Can't help read Ned's Crossfire line in a Tom Servo voice.

er, can't help but read

I'm sure that's what I was channelling.

I wish I knew what crossfire was. Still funny though

a pretty good Robert Ryan movie in which he hates Jews.

xpost don't worry i just remembered Google is a thing

saddingly, crossfire is now remembered as "the show that Jon Stewart ethered"