I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

Oh shit, that wasn't Alice In Chains? It was posted on an AiC fan page on Facebook!

thats the new new alice in chains

it's just old alice in new chains

alice unchained

Alice unchanged

aic has had a new lead singer for like 5 years now. read your grunge blogs.

i'll pass

ffs lex you're like john major at parties

― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, April 19, 2013 9:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess the good news is that we don't need to invade chechnya bc russia already handled that for us

― Mordy, Friday, April 19, 2013 10:14 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One thing America would never do is invade a country Russia has already invaded

― gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Friday, April 19, 2013 2:34 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good lol but kind of missing mordy's point/taking him out of context

well yes

dying @ Daniel Bedingfield wiki

― Drugs A. Money, Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one thing we'd never do here is excelsior something out of context

let's not underrate AA's lex zing

I lol'd out loud

they caught me putting on pants; SWAT guys saw my underwear.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 10:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Parents are drawn to the method as a way of preserving the environment from the ravages of disposable diapers, as well as reducing the laundering of cloth diapers and preventing diaper rash. Many of them like the thought that they are rediscovering an ancient practice used in other cultures, though they tend to gloss over the fact that many of those cultures had never heard of Pampers. But mostly, they say, they like feeling more in touch with their babies’ most intimate functions.

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 19, 2013 5:17 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chinese parents do that all the time

― 乒乓, Friday, April 19, 2013 5:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well how else are they going to get pee pee in all that coke?

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 19, 2013 5:22 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was just going to post that

whiney 2 thread for his fave joke iirc

peepoop

Hope he doesn't have a nuke under there.

― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Friday, April 19, 2013 7:19 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THANKS FOR THAT

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 7:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How close is this action to you now, soda?

― Johnny Fever, Friday, April 19, 2013 7:20 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

within one megaton

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 7:21 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://ponycustoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rehair_tail_supplies.jpg

this is what i carry everyday

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, April 15, 2013 11:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whatever search you were using, I hope "ponycustoms.com" was the darkest place that you found.

― pplains, Monday, April 15, 2013 11:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also there's the democratisation of a kind of small-c creativity - not tortured genius lock yourself in a room and write a symphony creativity, but take a quirky picture of a pelican and Instagram it, or bake cupcakes, or yes, write a little song on a ukulele, that got big in the last 10-15 years.

this is an interesting point, but though your examples seem to condescend to "small-c creativity" (perhaps unintentionally?), i think there's every reason to be suspicious of the "tortured genius lyiarawa symphony" version. especially to the extent that craft, the "homemade" and the cute are often derided due to their supposed triviality and femininity.

― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:11 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"supposed triviality"? some of this stuff positively revels in it!

― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:50 (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's called slave morality, maybe u have heard of it

― j., Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:58 (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's just...i can never tell with autechre if it's just that my youtube is having trouble buffering.

― how's life, Sunday, April 21, 2013 7:22 AM (8 minutes ago)

-- your dad, Sunday, April 21, 1952 7:22 AM (6 decades ago)

god? is that supposed to be a man or a woman? why doesn't he get a haircut? what the hell is this supposed to be? call that music? my cat could sing better than that etc

Webern > Kandinsky > Cervantes > Bob Hope > Autechre > Daft Punk

― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Sunday, April 21, 2013 2:41 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

see i would move webern and bob hope around but he's on the right track

wehr is johnny cash

6 feet under and rising

how high were you when you made that post, mama?

from the Amanda Palmer thread:

can someone post the poem I'll be fucked if I load all 2000 messages and/or give her any web traffic

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, April 22, 2013 4:16 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There once was a bomber from Nantucket...

― Thirty-Six Views of ILX, by Mari3sa (WilliamC), Monday, April 22, 2013 4:17 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tee hee

i think i kind of...miss? glenn beck? it's like seeing david lee roth again, still doing all the old jumps and kicks.

― some dude, Monday, April 22, 2013 1:39 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you listened to my music
You would not be so crazi
I'm sorry that it happened
That you became a Nazi

If the times for us were different
I would be your liebchen
So just remember what Anne sang
Don't stop beliebing

― Ned Raggett, Monday, April 22, 2013 6:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Brilliant

Ned just swoops down once in a while to deposit a gem of perfection like that

Ned can fly?!

Yes, and he lives in a nest on a cliff from whence he watches over the Valley of Ilxor

Ned egret

I do what I can. *attempts further flight, pulls an Icarus*

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ouxxa0eFam8/SY8p9Vu5_QI/AAAAAAAAA-k/rX0bfgesQfM/s400/BATSUIT.jpg

ned egret!

heee hee nice one dmac

je ned egret rien

dying

lock thread

new thread

i am sad to have had my notions about field of dreams ruinously dispelled. i don't even want to know about rosemary's baby, i am gonna continue to believe it talks and hangs out with john travolta.

― Roberto Spiralli, 23 April 2013 14:49 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol where

Blue Saturday

thread of after-lunch aboulia and mopery, starts there

ty