http://i.imgur.com/nNUpbLw.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
he dances, he is so funny
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
that picture is kinda perfect w the fish eye, looks like hes pulling reality in
― lag∞n, Friday, 19 April 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
I hope everyone saw Dwights pregame speech from yesterdays game!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBsnkavkA0
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR46eRds0xo
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8N95LIrk8
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
we really need to get a lip reader on that
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
Hohotat 9 hours agoI read his lips. He yelled at Mitch: "Dont put your hands on me like somebodys bit$#h,,,,
― am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
yo
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link
nah
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
i love that the youtube cut ends w/ a split second of kobe being all 'smh'
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dskaYF0.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
"misutilized"??
what the fuck.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
Dwight Howard to voice cartoon turkey in time-traveling turkey movie
Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.
― Clay, Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/
― moullet, Friday, 28 June 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link
dwight is a genuinely weird dude
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
weird dude energy
― 乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweSut18OeM
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:48 (ten years ago) link
Please please please don't go to the Warriors
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
warriors could be a contender w dwight man
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link
dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link
dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.
― brimstead, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link
dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
aldwight, is how its going so far
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link
there's something he actually needs
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link
haha
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link
@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.
what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
the poetic woj
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
some nice lakes there
http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
true
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/7/3/12/enhanced-buzz-26391-1372870349-2.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
That looks like he's making the world bleed.
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
he is, basically
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
The Wounded Bridge Pegasi?
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
steph curry is like, "dwight, its pegasUS not pegaYOU" *storms off, breaks both legs*
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
lol ur imagination frightens me, or, Why Do The Warriors' Fortunes Always Depend On A Fragile Point Guard?
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Been some twitter drama but...
@woj
Nevertheless, multiple sources tell Y! Sports Howard has chosen the Rockets but is still finalizing details of agreement.
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KOBE!!!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
kobe will live i'm sure
― balls, Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
if u call that living
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
@SportsCenter: UPDATE: A source has told ESPN that Dwight Howard has "changed his mind." Howard has told Lakers he's now 50-50.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
^ AMAZING DEVELOPMENT ^
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
these netw3rl tweets from a couple days ago becoming prescient:
2032: a tall man, clad in bearskins, carrying a moose leg club, climbs down out of the Rocky Mountains. "I have decided," said Dwight Howard
Brushing twigs from his beard, he spoke: "After much reflection, I've decided to...god, what was it? Shit. What were the teams again?"
Then he was slaughtered for meat by the mutants that now populated the western states of what was once America.
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
lmao dwight never change
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
https://www.tmz.com/2020/12/13/dwight-howard-lawsuit-los-angeles-lakers-nba/
Dwight stiffs snake caregivers
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 December 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link
Dwight says he has started calling Tobias Harris “Prince Harris” because after the shot at the end of the Lakers game, “it was game...blouses”— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) February 1, 2021
― a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 1 February 2021 03:15 (three years ago) link
SIGH
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:43 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOOzpwFn6Tc
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link
its painful how hard he tries and fails to be funny
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link
he clearly grew up watching a lot of eddie murphy
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link
referring to dwight as "the champ" is a weird reading of his career imo
― "liking" (Clay), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link
he claimed it to be true himself before he even was one
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link
seems like the kind of show that would appeal to him: glitzy, cartoonish, stupid, but with a big audience who cheer and scream like mad for every C-List celebrity who shows up.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 September 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link
I think that clip gave me a seizure. The kids these days with their entertainments, I tell ya
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link
I still can't believe this show is real
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link
singing competition shows seem like such an old fashioned idea, like a thing that was popular in the mid 20th century and no ones thought of them since, except of course theyve been everywhere for the past 20 years
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:17 (two years ago) link
the masked one is a copy of a korean show iirc
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:29 (two years ago) link
Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022
― Spottie, Friday, 29 July 2022 07:18 (one year ago) link
the most obv retirement career for him
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 29 July 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link
Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:35 (one year ago) link
bon voyage you goofy fool
― Clay, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link
Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link
shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny
Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link
that is a large man
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link
yeah he makes dwight look really small
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link
dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link
yup
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link
would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link
i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes
― omar little, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link
over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link
Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀 pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 01:06 (one year ago) link
still a better showing than mj
― micah, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 02:19 (one year ago) link
Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023
― nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:06 (seven months ago) link
felt right to post this in here
https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:57 (six months ago) link
x dot com, fucking hell
Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:58 (six months ago) link
lol yeah he has these characters he does too https://sports.yahoo.com/deandre-ayton-portrays-different-characters-different-times-thanks-part-green-goblin-211206976.html
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:06 (six months ago) link
these are the kinds of things you find amusing when you sleep 2-3 hours per night
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 21:38 (six months ago) link
lol true
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:39 (six months ago) link
very excited to chronicle the misadventures of deandre ayton, nba center
― Clay, Monday, 2 October 2023 22:01 (six months ago) link
https://apnews.com/article/dwight-howard-sexual-assault-lawsuit-nba-7bcfb45342393b48ddf07fd62e93fece
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:17 (five months ago) link
nooooo comment
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:23 (five months ago) link