no shame for gogurt?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
I have no desire whatsoever to eat gogurt. My chobani problem is only a problem because I can't stop eating it.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
There are zillions of products I find repulsive and embarrassing -- I don't use or buy them. It's my cruel mistress Lady Chobani that I just can't give up.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
have you tried making yogurt using a chobani starter culture?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, I bought a bunch of $1 Chobanis too. This week, they were 4/$5.00 and I was all, you can't hook me in, Chobani.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
did we discuss how 'chobani' is like 'choad' crossed with 'bonnie'
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
listen, once i get my housing situation stabilized (really soon!) i am going to look into making my own goddamned passion fruit flavor packetsit's the passion fruit pulp that i can't live without, not the yogurt itself!
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
Don Rickles's face gives me that uneasy feeling.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
i started thinking about them after whoever it was started posting about having to skip the pre-movie productions bits
What are pre-movie production bits?
Zach, w/r/t the dance thing, is it an uncanny valley thing?
― Je55e, Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
er the pre-opening-credits studio logos, i never know what to call them
"uncanny valley" is actually a term that came to mind when i was writing that post, but i can't really explain why. at least with the pop-locking dishes lady there's no reason to think they're attempting to mimic anything in reality. with the vaseline commercial though, up until that point midway you're not totally sure if there's an element of choreography to it, and in that moment she suddenly looks like a murderous cyborg
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 April 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link
Years from now, they'll be studying Blade Runner's effects on this generation.
― pplains, Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
Not to derail too much but...
I've tried to like the Chobani yogurt, but it hasn't worked, especially not the Passion Fruit because I can't stand the gross seeds in it. I'm a much bigger fan of the Yoplait Greek yogurt, especially the cherry-pomegranate and coconut flavors.
― Moodles, Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
myself, whilst drunk/drinking
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
That part of Price Is Right where the contestant stares wide-eyed into the audience as people shout out numbers to her. And then when Bob would say "Loretta, we need an answer...."
Fuck, I can't handle that kind of pressure. That 15 seconds is almost worse than 30 minutes of Frasier with two dinner dates.
― pplains, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
2) yogurt is for woman
I didn't know this was a thing, but
People who comment on the food I am eating, or have just ordered.
Keeps happening to me (a man) when I bring yogurt into work with my lunch, and now I know it is a thing.
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
the yoplait greek yogurt has most favorable ratio of protein:sugars of commonly available supermarket single-serving greek yogurt cups fyi
― adam, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
I saw one called Yopa
so embarrassing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
gonna get a job making up horrible yogurt names
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
YoGurl
YoGina
Yulva
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
Yolposcopy
Yorgasm?
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
yulva is spectacular
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
Yonigurt -- nourishment for the powerful inner you
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
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lololololol
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
Yogina made me lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
Yoworries
Yoproblems
Yonergy
― ljubljana, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
Yollopian
(comes in a tube)
― Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
Yopenis (comes in a tube)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
yolo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
People making references to sexual congress in mixed company = me being so embarrassed. Was at a party last week in which a woman asked the men, what do you call your dick? and the jokes and resulting answers were evidently enjoyed by all, with no apparent embarrassment on either side. My inner Puritan was mortified, I kind of had to pretend it wasn't happening.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
i would mentally be digging a hole in the floor for me to sit in, that sounds mortifying
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
I get embarrassed by stuff like that too. And also I wouldn't have an answer.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
So I was doin' my old lady when the doorbell rings...
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
I would assume they were performing their wacky impression of an old lady.
― Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
listen hun can you grab the oleo for me thanks dear uuuuuuuuggghhhh my sciatica
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
in other news, today a student (female) belched in class and wasn't embarrassed at all
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
she has my vote
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
eating ramen in public. there's this delicious ramen place that i would eat at every day if i could, but i cannot get it into my mouth in a dignified fashion. it's mortifying. i could get it to-go, but they charge a buck for the take-out container and it's just more plastic waste i'd end up throwing away.
― a sentimental knife (reddening), Saturday, 27 April 2013 07:42 (ten years ago) link
listening to a phrasebook-style teach-yourself-German podcast, and even the English phrases are really enunciated with wild pitch swings and strange pauses, and it is agonising. it's like a very bad radio play, and I sometimes get this same feeling even from not-so-bad radio plays.
(I get that it's probably done to cater to EFL people who know more English than German and are using this in the absence of one in their own language. I wonder if the German sounds as horrible to a native speaker as the English does to me?)
― susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
In an Amazon review of a window fan, a reviewer wrote that the fan made a noise that bothered them like fingernails on a chalkboard...for us old folks who can remember chalk boards :)
UGH;a;sdlfkj
― Je55e, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
re: ramen, is it just ramen or any noodles?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
right now i am sat in a restaurant eating nasi goreng, and every time i dig in with my chopsticks the plate spins. this will not do.
― mistah WRIGHT! WHAT you doin'? (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 09:09 (ten years ago) link
the weezer song "el scorcho." they have lots of embarrassing songs but most of them are also good and the embarrassing aspects come from awkward emotional places. but that one is musically embarrassing. the pseudo-rapping, the lite "funkiness" ugh
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
that kind of "funkiness" generally makes me irrationally embarrassed, yes
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
being up late on the US west coast and having the last answer on the top 6 or 7 ILE threads. And worrying that I posted this same one already
― 0808ɹƃ (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:43 (ten years ago) link
Any time I hear two people older than, say, 14, talking in any detail about a video game, like actually having a conversation about specific things one does or has done in a video game, or analyzing the finer points of a games strengths and weaknesses.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link