why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

also maybe you go to school to learn to do controlled detonation of explosives? i don't know. but how else would you learn?

ok sorry i thought it was a jab at public schools or liberal college types or something.

Original poster certainly doesn't need to go to a charm school!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/602139_550869311624241_1869273824_n.jpg

THE IMMENSE BLAST RADIUS OF THIS ZING HAS LEFT ME PERMANENTLY INJURED I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL EVER LAUGH AGAIN

it's a britisher isn't it? is there a limit to crap brit comedians who make obvious elementary school joeks?

would you prefer a 'bieber might be a redneck if' joke

lol obv america has just as much crappy child's humor but in britain there's just a certain way about it like "what is this innocent little schoolboy doing on stage, is he lost"

Can't believe that 75% of my friends and colleagues are "the bombers"

how bout this one

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484021_580447091965569_592107937_n.jpg

wuht is jimmy hendricks god

No, God just thinks he is.

this thread's persistence always makes me think "c'mon guys it can't be that annoying/it can't be that lol" but then I open it and I always always lol

I should have you friend my family on FB, aero, THEN YOU'LL SEE

This is some Steve Martin "He hates these cans!" level of hell, I think.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/73101_448046851945160_944983403_n.jpg

because they are already dead inside

^^ this guy is on to something

lol at 'he hates these cans'

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644403_635887029758693_296147055_n.jpg

there are K A B B A L A H C A T S

wetweet for wespect

people who make everything magical? what, like this guy?

http://www.gigaweb.com/files/productsimages/BS_C/21664.jpg

promethea was pretty awesome

lol

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/mitch-mcconnell-facebook-page-harry-reid-backgroud-checks

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/04/pi_meme_on_reddit_and_george_takei_your_life_really_is_encoded_in_its_digits.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoJV4NLxqg

http://i.imgur.com/TslHCYt.jpg

oh cool here comes the dymo tape

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/5756DAB9-94B8-4B11-BCBC-341F3E168722-14953-00000881FF7EEEB9_zpscce596fa.jpg

the greatness that you are

>:(

the greatness that you are what

I AM THE GREATNESS

- Cat Power

that one is pretty much exactly a definition of narcissism

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

lol

WAY off Melrose.

What if you're not so great?

surround yourself with more people who are not aware of the greatness that you...aren't?

I'm not sure

now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151528038279780&set=a.167521679779.116171.166108344779&type=1&ref=nf

Just passing around bumper stickers we've seen now.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/604142_10151528038279780_1776457558_n.jpg

ew, that makes me think of a literal church with appendages growing everywhere

That's exactly what it refers to

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11491_536468669725169_257774021_n.jpg

Goddamn it. What is this - a fridge magnet?

sassy catchphrases + vintage images = the bread and butter of fridge magnet producers

aaaaaaand the bread and butter of fb image producers!

The line between wacky fridge magnets and someecards is actually pretty small.

Paradox- the more fond a person is of sassy catchphrases, the more likely they are to be a hopeless rube

sassy catchphrases + vintage images = the bread and butter of fridge magnet producers

see also: the mugs/handtowels/ sold at whole foods that have basically that identical formula: vintage image + sassy complaint/catchphrase

complaining is sold to women like it's a fun hobby

"Why worry about the evening meal, when I can have a little drinkie?"

(you fill in the picture)

i'm all for drunky fecklessness as an official culture