backpacks are so fucking ugly

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tru confession, i have one of those hideous swiss army backpacks, i used to have a laptop shoulder bag until it fucked up my back and jaw real good one day. i'm up for something nicer-looking in theory but only if it won't destroy my body

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

this is the way to go if you want to be cool

http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/P13588670.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

Things I hate include when I am standing in a queue (e.g. a bus queue) and I take my backpack off my shoulder to get something out (e.g. the bus passes which the bus company helpfully makes too big to go in a wallet) and the person behind me moves up into the space my backpack was in and is going to go back into in 10 seconds

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

oh that is secretly great because you get to hit a big dummy with your backpack

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

that is another thing is that people w backpacks take up twice as much space and are generally oblivious as to the fact that they are doing so, worth considering who the big dummy is in the situation really

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

i mean really are you entitled to the space yr backpack use to be in

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

I would rather have my backpack on my back than some random person

like seriously, if we are not on a crowded train you don't need to stand that close to me

if we are on a crowded train, I'm not wearing my backpack on my back anyway

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

if you take it off on the train i give you a pass

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I fucking love backpacks. Seriously, they are one of my favorite things ever. I loved backpacks as a kid and getting a new one was like one of the best things. I tried to use a more adult bag a few years ago and felt like such a tool I went back to my backpack. I'll never stray again.

I have a TSA friendly one, which is super handy.

Jeff, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

backpack pro move for switching from shoulder to hand: carry on one shoulder, causally drop shoulder and let strap slide down arm into your hand. pull hand sharply up and let go of backpack, then catch it again by the top handle. this move provided for free, check more moves at backpackpromoves.com

check your privy (ledge), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

i always take my backpack off on the train! otherwise i'm just swinging it around like an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

lol ledge i love doing that

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

ledge OTM

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

if we are on a crowded train, I'm not wearing my backpack on my back anyway

if only everyone could understand this

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, they still had shitty backpacks (cross post with crimes of george lucas thread)

http://www.tkstoystand.com/IMAGE1/STAR_WARS/sw_pic_anakin_01.jpg

check your privy (ledge), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

anyway a plain ol beat up jansport becomes very acceptable in the summer imo
especially for beach trips and picnics and whatnot

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

totally, but yr not fitting a laptop and lunch in there

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

this is my murdered-out trail pack:

http://i.imgur.com/pPnLtcW.jpg

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

this is actual sad anakin backpack image i was after:

http://media.theiapolis.com/b000000/d8/hFA/iHBA/t3/wJG/jake-lloyd-as-anakin-skywalker-in-star-wars.jpg

check your privy (ledge), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

I can fit lunch + a couple sneaky beers or a bottle of wine. guess I've never had to bring a laptop anywhere.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

backpacks are one of the cutest things to grace the fashion industry ever tbh, new york is super into them at the moment

surm, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm a fan of some of the Incase packs:

http://goincase.com/products/style/Backpack

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

jansports are the best casual backpack, if only i could fit all my work shit into one

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

I also have a running backpack:

http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Nike-Cheyenne-Vapor.jpg

Jeff, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

can carry snowboard. have yet to carry snowboard (it is a plan tho).

http://images.blisssnowboards.co.uk/images/MAINSITE/13-Dakine-ProII-26L-Charcoal.jpg?width=540&height=405

check your privy (ledge), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

xpst I can put all my work clothes and shoes in it. And it has a cover that I can put over it if it starts raining.

Jeff, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

oh boy

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

I've got a cool jansport that looks like the basic model, but has a special bottom compartment (just looks like the leather lining on the bottom) that unzips to keep drinks cold. it's the best.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TOBvTiK.jpg

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

i like this style of bags enough, these are fjallraven. i bought one for my bf a couple years ago & he digs it

http://www.fjallraven.us/collections/numbers-bags/products/rucksack-no-21-medium

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0207/1774/products/24205-620_large.jpg

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UzVNeQtAvo

buzza, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

before that he would rock the jansports which are p classic imho xp

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

my weekend rig-out:

http://i.imgur.com/IVhsfcy.jpg

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

ive seen people wearing those dogs included

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

i kind of want to get a picnic box but no way in hell would it be a backpack

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

I have (not kidding) an old LL Bean rucksack made out of olive-green tapestry fabric with leather fastenings. It looks kind of elmo's number if it were made for menopausal women in 1994.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

Also I think I ripped the left strap out by doing ledge's slide-and-grab.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

those ll beans w the monograms... classic

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

i'm am down with everything about that except the 'tapestry' part xp

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

The tapestry is almost conceptual, it's just drab-green and silver leaves, over and over. I think. It's in storage in some high place because I can't throw it away: it's in perfect cond except for the ripped strap, it will NEVER EVER wear out, and my mother gave it to me.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

monogrammed ll beans were absolutely de rigeur at prep school, sometimes slung hobo-style from the end of a lacrosse or field hockey stick, sometimes embellished with flowers & big loopy handwriting in white-out pen

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

i never had an ll bean pack, tho

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

laurels backpack sounds tite, u shd get it repaired

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

I think I'll wait until I'm feeling a little more menopausal.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

protip llbean backpacks are guaranteed for life, ive heard talk of people picking up ragged ones used and bringing them to bean and they give them a new one

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

I had a Muji backpack that was awesome and was thinking about getting a Herschel one for travel and stuff because they're functional but simple and plain and not ugly.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

muji backpacks are nice but can feel a bit cheap depending on how low u go

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

I'm done with black bags for a while I think

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

NEW BAG IS HERE

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 00:12 (seven years ago) link

accurate post wrt to thread title

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 March 2017 00:18 (seven years ago) link

i keep seeing this in a shop window on my way to work and i really want it

http://www.brooksengland.com/en_uk/cycle-bags/rucksacks-backpacks/pickwick-small-backpack-7.html

sktsh, Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link

new topo designs field bag is attractive but I think I hate the velcro closure too much and it's too small. I'm now worried I'll never get away from the tactical bug out bag.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:55 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/pr4Mmiv.jpg

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link

Thread delivers.

Jeff, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link


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