why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (20986 of them)

If I were a LAWSUIT I'd be a SEXUAL HARASSMENT CASE so I could SEXUALLY HARASS YOU.

emil.y, Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

If I were a tool I'd be a hammer so I could smash you to a pulp

Øystein, Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

if i were a Facebook story i'd be one about a foot massager so you could get cancer from lost children

life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

If I were a carpenter...AND YOUUUUU WERE A LAAAAADY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes they are funny.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/547951_227602934047073_928494859_n.jpg

nickn, Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

That's not funny, that's just gross.

emil.y, Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

it's kinda funny

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://stumbles.org.uk/john/20120614_Native_Nutrition_Nonsense/nnn.jpg

wow a native american quote attributed to an actual person, and attached to an actual photo of that person

wow the url is "native nutrition nonsense"

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

thats not a url

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

it's a network. a native nutrition network.

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

the url *includes the phrase* "native nutrition nonsense" obv

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

mattsplaining

Mordy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

"thats not a url" YOU DONT SAY

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

it's a network. a native nutrition network.

― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P)

srsly amazing post

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

just a plea for accuracy in our words on "why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?"

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

"its a network. a native nutrition network."

that makes it even weirder that it says "native nutrition nonsense" in the url imo

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

but yeah that is the first such meme i have EVER seen with an attributed quote and matching photo instead of some drawing or just a randomly attached e curtis photo of a sioux chief

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

haha progress!

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

"Accidental Racist" has truly achieved its goal.

carl agatha, Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

the plight of the native american has truly ended today

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

trail of tears now trail of smiles

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

It say Native Nutrition Nonsense because it was taken from another site and re-hosted for a page that appears to be offended by the existence of American Indians or something.
http://stumbles.org.uk/john/20120614_Native_Nutrition_Nonsense/

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 14 April 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

just a uk guy with some opinions about native americans

I, rrational (mh), Sunday, 14 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

BE INFORMED MAKE SURE YOUR CHILDREN KNOW THE EFFECTS

Molly has been a common drug lately & everyone is trying it. Pop 1 and your sweating? Let me explain why your sweating: Molly is a drug made up of cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt. It slows your heart rate 10x the normal limit & reeks havoc on your immune system with just one pill. Take two & it damages your brain without you even being able realize it. It becomes an addiction & soon a cry for help. By the fifth one you take, it starts killing your organs & preventing them from functioning as normal. It increases your chance of stroke & heart attack and can cause your lungs to stop functioning all together! It is a very powerful & VERY DANGEROUS drug! More harmful than crack itself. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Spread the word to save lives of young people across the country! Show them the truth so they can make an informed & smart decision if they're ever offered it.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

k am i stupid i thought molly was just ecstasy?

Molly is a drug made up of cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt.

love this eight-year-old's idea of what a really popular/dangerous drug would be like, reminds me of when i was a kid during the gulf war and somehow got convinced that a SCUD missle was a combination nuclear, chemical, biological, AND hydrogen bomb weapon.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

let me explain why your sweating

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

sweatsplainin'

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt and a pirate and a zombie with a skateboard robot nanite with a black hole.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

a turkey stuffed with cocaine stuffed with crack stuffed with heroin

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

overheard people at the bar last night discussing whether or not their pills were "cocaine based" or "heroin based"

resisted the urge to ask them what the MA stood for in the drugs they were taking

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

its just pure mdma

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

lol xpost

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

a world gone mdmad

bananas are my preference (seandalai), Monday, 15 April 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

lemonade has been a popular drink lately & everyone is trying it

they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 April 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

Pantaloons is a very popular drug that kids ingest by inhaling. It makes them have party feelings and make high-fives. It is known as sniffing. Confront your children.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 15 April 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

a turkey stuffed with cocaine stuffed with crack stuffed with heroin

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, April 14, 2013 3:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s480x480/320423_288956281217819_1974171533_n.jpg

at least they were asking me if I thought it was real. they were at least like, "maybe how's life can figure it out".

how's life, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

"he's so good at sorting fact from fiction"

how's life, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

why are the sheeple wearing tinfoil hats? is this some kind of weird reverse move where YOU people are the REAL tinfoil hatters or something?

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

those people are a sheep no more

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

tinfoil hat stops the truth from escaping, see

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

wait getting in

ugh I fucked it up

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BH6fbxrCEAEvs1R.png

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Monday, 15 April 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.