Imagine if John Lydon had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was making adverts for Country Life butter

He'd say exactly the same thing to a male TV interviewer.

(not watched the vid, just read the (short) story.

Yeah um he called himself a master of the universe in that clip

What if Tupac and Biggie had been reincarnated in South and North Korea, respectively?

*mind blown*

What if there was a mountain high enough, a valley low enough and a river wide enough to keep steen from getting to HOOS?

What if George Clinton had given up Funk for Food??

what if george clinton had gone into the roofing business

what if funk moves but it cannot remove?

what if I can't turn the greyest sky blue
I can't make it rain whenever I want it to
I can't make a castle from a single grain of sand
I can't make a ship sail on dry land

what if charlene had been to herself

What if it had snowed somewhere in Africa that Christmas

^^^ can be sung to the tune of Toto's Africa fyi

What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?

I want my alternate universe Hank Williams Danzig cover.

Not if it means a Boceaphus version of "Seven Year Ache".

What if Cliff Richard had never invented funk?

what if the beatles had never existed, and mojo had to put something else on all its covers in the 21st century

i love u guys

xp Choking on my tea

haha this thread

what if Ice Cube had died in 1996 and Tupac was starring in family-friendly flicks.

ha I was going to do one about Jay-z being shot in 97 and Biggie owning a piece of a world-class tennis stadium in brownsville.

What if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass survived and formed a duo?

Duo dissolved following cass' devouring karen in drug-induced haze

what if will.i.am were called dennis

what if cory monteith were born 40 years earlier and kidnapped neil young and went on to form crosby stills nash'n monteith

I reckon it'd be pretty cool if Freddie Mercury was trying to save the badgers tbh

what if Freddie Mercury's biggest secret was that he WAS a badger irl and that's why Brian May has dedicated his life to saving them

what if Chris Brown is /was a member of The Residents?

What if Michael Stipe's name was really Michael Stope?

and what if they kept it instead of giving it away

what if he found his religion but lost his orange crush

what if Vince Neil died instead of the guy from Hanoi Rocks and as a result of the butterfly effect we lived in a utopian society cuz FUCK VINCE NEIL

What if an accident of birth had placed Obama in Cuba?

one of the funniest thread titles OOT imo

Imagine if Ian Curtis had died in 1975 and the band found a front man who could actually sing.

after he died they went with Barney. this is clearly a group of musicians with a strong preference for frontmen who can't sing.

what if they had went with morrissey

xp wk,

"whoa whoa whoa"

these young men you fancifully fry
with those weights on their shoulders so high

I keep reading the title of this thread as 'Imagine if John Lennon had died in 1980... '

me too actually!

it's easy if you try.

steven was the good singer but he couldnt sing and play at the same time iirc

that said i love bernard's voice despite its imperfection. i named my cat after him! he has a good voice too.

I enjoy hooky's vocals on dreams never end and doubts even here. only ever heard one revenge song though.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/25/if-germans-won-first-world-war

^^^worse than a thousand liveblogs of 'carry on dick'

What if Dr. Dre had died in 1996 and Tupac Shakur was a soon-to-be Apple exec hawking overpriced headphones?

What if Igor Stravinsky shocked the crowd at the 1913 Newport Folk Festival with his electrified version of "Le Sacre du Printemps"?