Misdirected emails

I sit by the emailbox each day, hoping that ex-cop sends me another note:

I seem to have misplaced my new leather D-ring radio holder somewhere here or at Ashland.  If anyone locates it, please put it in my mailbox. 
 
Thanks,

Someone signed up to Pandora with my email y'day. Sadly it didnt send me any login details.

That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan. Should come with a trigger warning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate that song so much

Team,

This poster was presented at the recent SAWC conference in Denver. It is a bit complicated, but to summarize it, it proves Keratinocyte migration along the Microcurrents that Procellera generates. It is superior to all other dressings and the buzz it generated was very loud.

As we gear up for market domination, I encourage everyone to share one or two success stories with the team. I have many, but one of the most amazing is an obese patient that had an open diabetic ulcer on her ankle. She had multiple comorbidities and the surgeon thought that the next option was amputation. He tried Procellera on the wound and within four weeks it had closed and it has remained closed for two months. This surgeon now uses it for every post-op knee, hip and shoulder. It is truly an amazing product.

I am also going to forward on testimonial from a clinic in Arizona.

Jeff

Hi John,

We've been getting a lot of spam lately and would appreciate it if you could filter the following words from [[localnewssource]].com:

Levitra, Erectile, Viagra, Cialis, impotence, penis, penile

Please confirm.

Thanks,
A*****

today in misdirected emails (in addition to everyone using my email address as a 'fake' verification address or whatever): somebody's dick.

Lucky you.

Aunt Margaret has moved up?/out of our group. Now we have Uncle Bob.

Not much will likely change however Bob I believe has a stronger technical background which should be good.

Are you staying dry? Be careful with the fireworks.

Michael

Today someone sent me four iphone walkthrough videos of an awful-looking house somewhere in the us. Apparently he thought he was sending them to his wife?

From: Gumtree Australia <nore✧✧✧@gumt✧✧✧.c✧✧.a✧>
Subject: Copy of your reply to ad "river boat gambler pinball machine"

apparently my enquiry was:

Message:
Just wondering if u still have pinball machine

he still has the pinball machine

	Subject: 	HAY THIS YOUR GRANDAUTER ARIEL CXXXXX!!!!!!I MISS YOU AND I WISH I CAN SEE YOU BUT I DONT KNOW.SO IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL THAT WOULD BE A GREAT 1!!!SO CALL ME AT 520-XXX-XXXX

	Subject: 	HEY THIS IS AUDREY I ALSO WANTED TOTEXT YOU THIS IS CORYS DAUTER
 I MIS YOU AND I LOVE YOU I WANT TO SEE YOU I CANT WAIT TILL MY B-DAY YOUR IN VITED IF 
YOU WANT TO COME SO IF YOU GET THI TEXST THAT WOULD BE GREAT SO CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS TEXST

If it's not obvious, these are the subject lines.

Happy Birthday from everyone at our office! We love having you as one of our patients and hope you have a great day!

Sincerely,
Midwest Dental

if america adopted icelandic naming conventions she would be AUDREY CORYSDAUTER

I edited the name the first time, thinking her name was Ariel Corys. Now I realize she was just letting Grampa know which of his kids she belonged to.

lawl

I emailing you regarding the Omega watch that you dropped off at Swatch Group today for a diagnostic.

As discussed your watch will have to be shipped to Switzerland for an estimate. Attached you can find our receipt indicating the conditions of your watch upon receipt and the charge for shipping.

If you would like to go ahead please sign the attached receipt and return it to us via fax or email to my attention or that of our customer service coordinator, Joanne Wilson.

Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

Best regards,

thats directed at your future aspirational self

Pleasant,

Thank you for your time on the phone. Americlad is a nationally recognized leader in the architectural metal fabrication market with a long history of supporting the glass, glazing and curtain wall community. We also carry a line of anodized aluminum flat sheet. We are currently stocking .040, .063, .080 and .125 in clear, dark bronze champagne, medium bronze and black. Orders that are in by noon ship the same day. We are also a Reynobond composite distributer and carry inventory on select items. Below is my contact information and website. www.americlad.com If you have any questions, or something that I might be able to assist you with, please don’t hesitate to give me a call.

I look forward to talking to you soon!

Brad Backlin

mark me down for two sheets of .063 dark bronze champagne and please have goldman sachs pick up the tab

Im loving the idea there is a curtain wall community out there.

I dont even know what a curtain wall is. But now I want one.

I had to go to the website to wrap my head around what he's talking about, and even then it still took a moment or two.

http://i.minus.com/ibquNZBo7vCNVy.jpg

right on

lawl

to get misdirected sms i can only assume u have a cosmic affinity for random missives

i don't think i ever got a wrong number to my mobile in the uk, but it seems to happen about once a week here. maybe numbers are re-used more?

I am not sure you are looking but *********** is looking for a Geotechnical Engineer. This is a pretty decent small firm that is very active in the dam arena and has strong experience on FERC projects. You’re a little short on the years of experience but the folks at ************ would probably be interested in your resume.

The potatoes are ready to be dug up. Onions are all in about 150 pounds of these harvested this summer.

my friend works for an architectural curtain wall company

Subject: a picture for you... this is the wig i was talking about

You have been sent 1 picture.

they don't make any more...

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Z3q7n97O64E/Ug0QcA9bgAI/AAAAAAAAAKo/zxS6pwB-tQg/w426-h679/2013-08-15
wig Untitled-1 copy.jpg

These pictures were sent with Picasa, from Google.
Try it out here: http://picasa.google.com/

uh waht

Subject: Honda

Sent from my iPad Hi! I just googled the 2004 and that car is hot! I think Lexie would love it!!! Let me know if it is a consideration . Nice of you to be on the look out . Have a good day tomorrow . I will be in the OC starting P.T. On my hand and maybe having to wear a brace on it , will know then.
Love Ya,
Mom

My Confession on the Lion King
Well first of all THEY’RE ALL RELATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So here Sarabi has a sister named Sarafina and Sarafina has a cub: Nala. Well also here in a pack only the prider leaders breed. No one else can’t plus there is mostly only females in the pack. So there Nala’s father in Mufasa who is also Sarabi’s mate and he has Simba. Nala and Simba are half-siblings. In order for this to happen, Mufasa’s dad bred with the lionesses that made Mufasa and Taka (Scar). Than the other litter’s that Mufasa’s dad made, Mufasa bred with. Than Mufasa’s grandfather did the same instead Mufasa’s dad bred with them. Also another thing usually when a male lion is old enough to live on it’s own, they’re kicked out of the pride. Well right now that didn’t happen in the Lion King but hey, Simba’s a price. So back to Simba. He takes Nala as his mate and they have Kiara. You know how Taka (Scar) was kicked out? Yeah he took Kovu with him. He took Kovu from Mufasa’s pride and claimed him as his own. So again Kovu is related to Kiara because Simba made Kovu. So Kiara is an inbred same with Simba and Mufasa and so on. So there that should make you re-think about The Lion King. I hope you enjoyed! :)

Bunco at my house this week - the 11th. I've already heard from Nancy and Terrie (they're a go!)
I'll check my e-mails later and will start calling people if I haven't heard from anyone!
Diana

Good afternoon Diana. As much fun as I had the firs time with you ladies, I have to pass this month because I have too much going on in my life right now. Please don't take me off the list, as I hope to make it next month!!!

Have a great time everyone :-)

Julie O'Neil

subtle bunco zing from Julie.

ALL NIGHT PRAYER AND PRAISE
Singles Pleasing the Lord info at singlespleasingthelord .com
to me

Hello Friend,
Some people know what it means to party all night and the fruit of that is a hang over! Join Singles Pleasing the Lord for our tenth annual All Night Prayer and Praise. Single men and women will join forces and pray and praise throughout the night. Single men will pray for single women and single women will pray for single men, single parents will pray for their children, singles will pray over their purity, prosperity, purpose and future marriage partners. After praying through the night there will be a early morning breakfast fellowship and you can meet and greet the singles you have prayed with.

This is an event you cannot afford to miss so click here now to register. See below for all the details.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7381/9753648096_440e2e18d1.jpg

Who will pray for Kraft singles?

I don't know whether the intensely awkward first sentence or the carefully delineated heterosexual prayer direction is my favorite part.

haha the fruit of the partying really sneaks up on you! At first I was like "hell yeah I know what it means" and then he hits you with the fruit!

I don't know what the fruit of wishful talking to yourself is, however. No hangover? Is "no hangover" the sales pitch for prayer today?

Aha! I got this email b/c my hilarious friends (infrequent ILXors sisut & Courtnoodle) signed me up for a free profile at s!ngl3s✧✧✧@sing7hel✧✧✧.c✧✧. Note the username they chose:

You should really check out the profile I created for you, though. Your username is gynolotrojesus and your password is [redacted].

omg lol

I can get custom springs made in a 5 lb rate and a 9 lb rate (testing with a 7 lb spring now) for $1240 and have them in time for our testing visit
Does anyone think its worth the cost?

Sean, after the last visit, do you think we need to light or heavier on the spring rate? 1 custom doring would cost $620 - $250 set up plus 10 ea. @ $37

Hi all,
Willie and I are now in France, just returned from a wedding of some good friends -- the son and daughter-in-law of our friend Philippe Beaudoux. The Beaudoux were our neighbors for most of the 10 years we've been coming to France to housesit, and it was a joyous event. The ones getting married, Samy and Anne-Gael, have been living togehter for over 6 years, and have 2 sons, aged 5 & 3 -- cute, curly-haired, and full of energy. The wedding was a large family-and-friends of all ages affair, with a brief civil ceremony (but with all the "costumes" of official bride & groom & the little boys in suits), and lively party afterwards, with delicious food and lots of champagne.

We went to the wedding with David and Becky (so nice that you now know them). They are great bike-riders, and they have extra bikes, so Willie and I joined them. We took the train to within 46 kilometers of the village where the wedding was held (Chatillons sur Seine, a lovely & typical French village near the source of the Seine River), and biked through beautiful countryside in Burgundy. We changed our clothes for the wedding, of course! The next day we rode 80 km through more beautiful countryside, taking us back to the town where Becky and David took the train back to Paris. Willie and I stayed over another night, and biked the next day in the region. Got a puncture in one of the wheels, so had to walk the bikes back to our hotel (10km), and arrived 5 minutes before 10pm. happy to have a brief bite to eat and a hotel room.

Now we are back in Paris, and got our phone working, etc. Becky and David don't depart for their trip to India until Oct 3, so we have decided to take another side trip to keep out of their hair as they make their preparations for departure. Tomorrow we take the train to Amsterdam for a couple days.

There was a fabulous string quartet (plus piano for one piece), really the best we've ever heard, at the Atelier tonight. The room is so "alive" --- the music was as well.

Much love to you all,
Nancy

Hi Neighbors,

Wonderful to get your message and know that you are both safe and happy and your travels are going well. I love that you are in Amsterdam. I always thought that would be a lovely city to visit so I look forward to stories. Becky and david leave on the third of October--is that when you will return to Paris?

Here things are going well. it has been very rainy and cold for the past week.lots of rain and freezing almost every night. no snow (a few flurries) yet--here in Basin. Melissa of course has had a good 4 inches, but most of that is gone now. we are hoping for a few nice days and then we will be out cutting wood on saturday.

my retirement party is tomorrow night. work continues to be challenging and is keeping me pretty busy. i travel to missoula this week for a conference; next week for the book festival and the week after for a mediation. but--only one more month and i will sleep in every day for a week just to see what it feels like!

Moon finished most of her work at Melissa's and started today with nancy daniel. she seems to be doing well. I know she is so appreciative that she has your beautiful home to live in while she is here. no idea how long she will be staying.

Pretty much everything is gone in the garden. i did pickle some beets and cucumbers, froze some beans and keep eating zucchini. hard to keep up! Picked the apples yesterday and I'm hoping I can store some of the one's from our apple trees so you can taste them when you get back. delicious!

Jacques is good--misses you and runs to the door of your house everyday. sometimes I go over and let him in and he runs in and looks at me plaintively--where are they??? i keep telling him you are in Paris, but even though it is his home country he just doesn't seem to understand.

I picked the sunflowers before the big frost. They won't last much longer but have been beautiful here in the house.

all is well. miss you both and think of you often. send good thoughts and love daily.

Bryher