please temp-ban Mordy from the Thatcher Is Dead thread

but it's more like being a non-practicing juggalo than just being cousins w/ a juggalo while u like idk phoenix

haha

i'm changing my religious status to 'non-practicing juggalo'

i have strong opinions about the future of jewishness in america - i think the different denomination thing is a historical anomaly and we're trending towards the pre-war model, aka everyone is jewish and ppl make private decisions about their levels of observance. you see this with chabad a lot - people who are otherwise non practicing but identify + participate in an orthodox community. u see this reflected in demographic statistics where orthodox schools + synagogues are growing and conservative/reform schools and synagogues are losing members (mostly to assimilation) and closing.

i should say "everyone is *just* jewish" i don't mean to suggest that pre-war all those irish were actually jews

Tom d, fresh from telling an irishman he has no business having an opinion on the government occupying derry, slanders the entire country as being catholic

Unreal

catholicsplaining

It'll be the dirty protest next

I'm more the emigrating, drinking type tbrr

do u like U2?

Ive only met the edge tbh

He seemed nice but awful proddy, later i learned that it was more likely dublin middle class that i mistook

i really like drinking too

great thread

thx brah

i really like yossi benayoun but it dont make me ger toshav

Erin go brah (xxxp)

u have to live in israel to be a ger toshav iirc?

i give it a 6.8 overall (too much persecutionsplaining) but lagoon clowning forks was a definite high point xps

It was jewsplaining iirc, mordy claiming to hold all the cards talking down the rest of us

roosplaining australians

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nice post

if only i were as good as you

is that avril covering a nickelback song??

indeed

markers, u're pretty cool i'm sorry i was mean to u when u first started posting to ilx. i'm glad you visited my temp-ban thread.

no worries, i don't even remember that

i was going to start a thread a week ago for crazy things i learned in Talmud tractate Sotah but i got lazy. anyway, here's a cool list:

Twelve Princes of Ishmael

Nebaioth
Kedar
Adbeel
Mibsam
Mishma
Dumah
Massa
Hadad
Tema
Jetur
Naphish
Kedmah

Twenty-three Chiefs of Esau
Teman
Omar
Zepho
Kenaz
Korah (A)
Gatam
Amalek
Nahath
Zerah
Shammah
Mizzah
Jeush
Jalam
Korah (B)
Timna
Alvah
Jetheth
Oholibamah
Elah
Pinon
Mibzar
Magdiel
Iram

All of them ^ plus Joseph threw their crowns on Jacob's coffin in Egypt out of respect acc to the Talmud. Fun facts.

oops, I made a mistake, not in Egypt, they did this in Caanan.

is that canon?

some level of canon. Rashi writes the list and gets most of it from various passages in the Tanakh but there is some debate about exactly how accurate the list is. a lot of it comes from Chronicles I 1:43-54, which lists some rulers who didn't rule until after the funeral, and Rashi doesn't account for any princes of Keturah (even tho the Talmud says they were present as well) so different commentators (Tosofos Shantz, Maharsha, Tosofos Rosh) give slightly different lists.

another fun fact: Potiphar bought Joseph originally for illicit sexual relations, so the angel Gabriel came and turned him into a Eunuch. That's why his name is originally written in the Torah as Potiphar and then later as Potiphera. Later on Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with him, thus giving us the famous song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOJfrljowk

aaaaand off this goes to IMP

roosplaining australians

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oh cool it's back!

still weird glitchy - got an error when posting but it posted anyway

banner day for ilx modding

hahaha

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seriously, trolling people who are happy in an RIP thread is just as lame as trolling people who are sad in some other RIP thread.

i mean lol no it isnt

when did mordy go from being a chill stoner dad to ilx's #1 devil's advocate troll

i feel like this happened recently

btw mordy, you're allright in my book

think it was when I started the rolling race and racism thread

that sounds right to me

when i lost dayo to social justice sphere i realized that everything was at stake

nah it was prob back around the time when privilege started to take hold/ilx decided that the tregaskin method of screaming down discussion was ok if you cared enough or the other person arguing was swm, i think that was it tbh but i don't want to speak for mordy from a position of christian privilege

xp oh shit i overtalked mordy sorry man ;_;