why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I cheated, my friend's friend posted this

not a fb macro but someone shared a really really stupid text on facebook about coke and water and how coke dissolves bones in less than 2 days (but somehow it takes minimum 4 days for a nail to disappear in coke, as stated later on), is used by highway patrols to remove blood stains after accidents, serves as rust remover for coke delivery truck-engines and other stupid idiocies of the kind. i'm all for ppl drinking water rather than coke but i can't believe ppl are dumb enough to share idiotic shit like this. it ends by saying that this was proven by a renowned french lab, gives their phone number and invites ppl to call the lab to confirm this shit.

actually it's confirmed by every middle school science fair, too, iirc

like literally every one I have ever seen has had some kid who puts teeth and other stuff in coke

did you call? xp

Snopes cover this: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp and http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp

i can only hope for the day a science fair kid decides to verify the claim that a coke employee fell into a vat of coke and his body was never recovered, fully dissolved by ultra powerful coke.

like literally every one I have ever seen has had some kid who puts teeth and other stuff in coke

― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 12:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i did this

xp to matt p: i guess i should have, the institut pasteur prob has nothing better to do than answer silly questions

i rest my case

in my defense it was my partners idea, i wanted to do something on genetics that i obvs never wouldve completed or prob even started, in conclusion it was a good decision to go w the coke experiment and let my partner do all the work

http://i.imgur.com/h46Bv2K.jpg

dictionaries don't generally explain the difference between words, that would take ages

Cool i was thinking of going to a bad comedy club and listening through a series of amateurs to find the one guy telling cliched jokes about his wife but thanks to the internet i don't even need to leave my room.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/11561_449847358425387_1029189692_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644694_480753318658865_899854966_n.jpg

the choice to sex change

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529499_10151513207331740_1389902943_n.png

e.g. an extraterrestrial beach

Treasure | Chest.

*tears open chest, reaches behind and slightly to the left of breast bone searching for treasure dies horribly*

oh man, i actually met somebody who told me that paulo coelho quote face to face. she was some nutso woman from Europe I had a 3-day fling with who said I was the love from across the seas she didn't know she was searching for, when really she thought she was looking for adventure in America. coelho is forever relegated to my batshit new age clap trap file.

and now for some reason I regret making that post. i wish this thing had a delete option.

no way, that is one of the best things I've read on ilx recently!

yeah thats the type of raw shit ilx needs

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12776_10151380990101275_2040447886_n.jpg

it makes a good point

Or maybe not killing?

deep thoughts from political philosophy ogre

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529152_10151812093795910_1006232783_n.jpg

gros

never seen Bob without his dreadlocks before

his beads of sweat!!!

*shudders*

http://www.roddenberry.com/media/upload/image/crazy%20villains/harry%20mudd.jpg

hike up your skirt a little more and show your chest hair to me....

barf

do you think dave makes love with his earpiece in or out.

when he orgasms all you hear is a fiddle solo

I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know you know you know

dave type thing

Facebook Image Macros: Name your reasons why they are so bad and hated

http://i.imgur.com/GbEWSNp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EVCkDnm.jpg

We got to demonstrate
  Come on now
They're gonna have to wait
   'Til we get it right
-Chuck Lee uh I mean Chuck D

</custos>

Radio stations I
Question their blackness
What do you mean I
Can't question their blackness
Just cause I'm white
That makes you the real racist
And why isn't there a White Entertainment Television?

http://d32usnt9hdn16.cloudfront.net/pictures/8b5040a8a5baf3e0e67386c2e3a9b903.jpg

It involves blojobs tho.

Love when these macros have demented nonsequitur watermarks, like little bonus easter eggs. 'tobiaslovesmydauntlesscake'?!?

these cats need to just nab each other's macros and add their brand until it's nothing but nested brands

someecards.com
mission impossibru.me
FB/JESUSDAILY
FCKH8.com
ihasahotdog.com

-Bob Marley