Rolling 2013 Moustache Thread

the ryback: face in peril

nope

Windsor: Daniel Bryan has been getting INSANE crowd reaction for the past 18 months, Punk has been getting good reactions too. It's really blatant that Bryan is the only guy with a consistent character, catchphrases and crowd participation. The only one! Compare that to the attitude era where there was only like 4 guys without a personality, and even they had gimmicks to fall back on (lol lethal weapon steve blackman).

Oh and there was a streak where Santino was the most over guy in the company last year. In fact the face off between Santino and Bryan at Elimination Chamber 2012 was a) a really good match and b) the best pure crowd reaction of the past 5 years*.

*Punk in Chicago, for the title, on his last night doesn't count.

I've seen some decent pops for D-Bry when I've caught any of it in the last few years, but there were definitely times when it felt like his "YES" chants were getting more over than he was, kinda like "WHAT" about a decade ago, just getting yelled out indiscriminately for almost any situation.

Santino I find interesting because he's always seemed to be under-utilised, even in his comedy role. I'm not sure he could have ever made it to the top, but he definitely has something. I wouldn't term it "charisma", which is just the most nebulous concept in wrestling circles and is maddeningly unhelpful when you're trying to pinpoint exactly what it is that makes a guy entertaining, or good on the mic. Santino strikes me as being more intelligent than many of the guys on the roster, perhaps? Or maybe it'd be fairer to say that he's a better actor, at least in comedy roles. Whatever, I think that his delivery is absolutely impeccable. Better than looooooads of the top guys who are meant to be great on the mic. He comes across more like an actor in a bad comedy movie or tv show than a wrestler. I always felt kinda the same about The Rock.

It came to mind that Jake the Snake's theme was pretty ominous but I couldn't remember it besides that, and checking it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edmNpPrwjlQ

I hear that it's a p cool John Carpenter ripoff. Who else had good theme music before the nu-metal hegemony came into place?

Oh man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DII3OtgUlVo

And this one didn't pre-date the one-size-fits-all nu-metal craze, happened in parallel and stood out as being brilliant as a result. But what a great theme song for Kurt Angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q41UvkovDTQ

Kurt's theme was the Patriot's first. And I think maybe Mark Henry might have had it for like two matches. Was their generic yay america theme for a while before Kurt made it his own.

I've been told I should watch the Post-WM Raw because the crowd was nuts over the dancer and Dolph cashed in but both of those things sound like a joke to me.

that Repo Man theme is all-time.

Repo Man 1st class ya. I forget what specifically it was I came across when I was looking last week but for some reason I always enjoyed when WWE would go cod-classical with their themes, especially when that involved somewhat cheesy synth string sections and such.

I think someone recently mentioned the current WWE crowd not being very into the action, and having watched a few WCW matches this past couple of weeks the difference is amazing, WCW crowds giving a lot more for lower-mid carders than the WWE headliners are getting now. Notably insanely-into-it crowds for Saturn beating Raven and Dean Malenko returning disguised as Ciclope to beat Chris Jericho.

thought i'd check out my first raw since punk/cena

how fucking stupid does the start make EVERYONE look? heyman and the announcers are all "oh hhh isnt here" and then he turns up... as if going to another continent is something you can just do on the sly without notice with the rest of his own company.

also hhh's head is way wrinkly, he needs to grow hair again

That stuff happens all the time, saying "X isn't here" is wrestling code for "he's here". It's up there with insulting the local sports teams to get people to boo -- it's a total cliche, but it always works.

You're right about HHH's head though, that was an ugly sight.

Seth Rollins v. Daniel Bryan on last weeks Raw was dope and essential viewing.

Dolph v. Del Rio at Payback is fucking amazing though. It's been a long while since I've heard someone genuinely BOOED like Del Rio there. Fucking brutal. Dolph's title reign was a fucking mess but if they cant work from that then the WWE needs to really sort its fucking shit out.

SummerSlam tonight. Looking forward to Bryan v. Cena

Introduction of HHH and the McMahons / Orton lurking with the MITB briefcase leads to fear that it could devolve into an overbooked mess, but yeah, I'm excited. Bryan winning would be huge

I tuned in but I suppose I'm a bit late. h8 u Cena c'mon Daniel. How's the rest of the card been?

I missed all the earlier matches, too. This is pretty solid so far.

is Cena a heel or just widely hated?

hated.

good good.

YAAAAAAAAAS.

woohoo!

I didn't believe they'd actually do it.

no! no! no!

:'''''(

At least it sets up the next storyline. :/

I'm thinking Triple H working with Orton to get the title is something to do with the Return of Evolution. Which would be great.

Only if it means the return of Big Dave and Naitch running interference in his wheelchair

awww i didnt see this thread had been bumped. boo the corporation again. nothing says ~lyfe sucks~ like the bosses austin was trying to defy 15 years ago being more powerful and smug than they've ever been. you'll never win, why even bother, a mcmahon will always beat you in the end.

I know those feels :(

Babyface underdog Daniel Bryan is getting a good promotion though.

i like that i'm still so accepting of the various conceits and constructions of pro wrestling that it wasn't until someone pointed it out that i realised slobby hairy outsider ~real~ underdog daniel bryan still has all of his body hair waxed off.

deadly gamez 15 year anniversary style?

yay!

Wait what is this confirmed? Would be a great way to push someone new to the top of the card, let them get a few big wins under their belt in the process

not confirmed, just lots of internet rumour that survivor series or battleground will be a tournament. because trips took the belt off dragon and didnt give it back to orton and no title match was announced either. also lots of rumour that war games returns at battleground with rhodes fam and dbry v. orton and the shield - so the title can be vacant a little while longer. if they can make it past hell in a cell idk but recently they've been on top form making people wait for once.

dbry, brock, punk, orton, shield, ziggler, rhodes, show, wyatt, kane, christian, rvd, miz, cesaro or something and you've got a v good tourno with like 5 genuine contenders and a couple dark horses.

I'd watch it.

Good run for Cesaro would be a treat. How's Wyatt doing atm? I check out the big PPV matches after the fact but I never watch the tv shows anymore, apparently he can cut a decent promo?

ok well smackdown spoilers now just make it look like a battleground bryan v. orton match for the title. shame.

wyatt is being kept safe, picking on jobbers like r truth and ziggler or having really good promos or videos each week, like this is the one from monday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym62FPTwFWA

god knows what they do with him any time soon though. he cant go anywhere near the world title but he is already their hottest heel.

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seriously, every gimmick cody rhodes does is gold. he should be up there with bryan as a serious post-cena candidate to run the top of the card. i love the rhodes fam. goldust in a suit and paint!

Did you see the Big Show knock out Dusty Rhodes? I nearly wept. The Rhodes/Mcmahon stuff is great.

it's 2013 and Stephanie McMahon is a top 5 promo in the business

i didnt see it because i try and avoid anything big show. maybe i'll try and find it later. this has been the best wrestling year in yonks, even with a balls wrestlemania.

deadly motherfucking gamez. it has to be.

ppv was shit except the rhodes family match, surprise surprise.

Rolling 2014 Stone Cold Paul Wight Thread

panel of expert analysts is weird, feels like it breaks the general conceit of pro wrestling somehow.

have i missed anything good here?

internet says the show was TERRIBLE, bar the 3way tag team match.

well done on spending 3 months killing off their biggest potential star since the rock tho.

momentum for talented people who everyone wants to get behind is less good for business than a 'whats happening with the kliq in 2013' angle.

I think the long term plans changed completely once Cena decided to come back earlier than expected.

Yeah cos that 14 person saga based around making people not care about the guy they care about needed to be altered around another guy who the fans dont really care about

i barely even remember watching this.

This made me snort:

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