I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

keep swinging for those excelsiors

― dylannn, Sunday, April 7, 2013 10:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had to do a GIS to "get" that joke :/

lololol at pplains

brad paisley: so like i get that the confederate flag is offensive to black people and i'm sympathetic but also i'm proud of where i'm from but i don't want to offend you but we have to realize we can't change the past so i guess just deal with it?
ll cool j: ok i'm going to do the world's worst rap now

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 8, 2013 8:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care if you're black, white, paisley

― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, April 8, 2013 3:00 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

has elvis costello commented yet?

― NI, Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's released a spoken word album, jazz quartet recording, and synth pop album in the last hour.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:49 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and bought three more hats

― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:50 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Looks Like Rain" is such a gorgeous tune but enjoyment of it decreases depending on how audible the lyrics are

Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love
And guess from their cries you were listening to a fight
Well you know, hate's just the last thing they're thinking of
They're only trying to make it through the night

no dude. It's that the male cat has barbs on his penis. their cries are not cries of pleasure you hippie fuck

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

haha

And I'm sad I wont get to see nostalgic and sentimental accounts about the hijinks of the tumblr itelligentsia in 2089. "It was a golden age."

― But I'm having so much foehn! (Michael White), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 3:42 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It was a golden age. RT if you agree!!"

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 3:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Your father and I were actually sat at computers for the great gay marriage RT of 2013."

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 3:43 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda surprised the manics haven't weighed in yet.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:16 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no need for fat jokes

― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:20 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frankly Mr. Hanky

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bigmouth Shites Again

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Poop

― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hand in Arse

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Remove Bookmark from Cemetery Gates

― caek, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm changing my religious status to 'non-practicing juggalo'

― 乒乓, Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a drone thread?!

― ciderpress, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:21 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait nvm i knew about that thread

― ciderpress, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:21 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tried reading that thread once but it just went on and on

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:29 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^take it to the groan thread imo

― c21m50nm3x1c4n (wins), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:30 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

this reminds me of my noise side project called I'M REALLY A COP. instead of performing I just send cops to the house.

― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 7:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ some cop

if they had just fucking looked at your stage plot

this reminds me of my noise side project called I'M REALLY A COP. instead of performing I just send cops to the house.

LOL what thread is this from.

it's on 77 ::waits to see who's really a mod::

ooooh you're gonna get it

ut oh!

60 days

RIP OFF YOUR PARRTS

the cop is calling from inside the thread

hey can someone put me on 77 since their are laffs to be had there apparently

x2

Hey, what's going on, that's five excelsiors in a row that were funny!

forks kiln it today imo

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I have never heard the Stranglers version but if it means voting for a fucking stranglers song as being superior to Walk On By by Dionne Warwick then I'd rather die ignorant

― schlump, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 4:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more of a t-bomb than a lol for me, but yeah

cameron will probably be elected again eating babies on stage once the tv debates with e-mili are over. it's one thing riding high in the opinion polls when you're in the corner of people's eyes as opposition and another winning a vote with the reality of your studenty self in full view

― r|t|c, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:08 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't understand what the eating babies adds to that post.

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:14 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just to exaggerate that he could get elected afterwards even despite any unspeakable evil

soz if u had a baby that got eaten though

― r|t|c, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's cool bro just takin each day as it comes

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:21 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

devastated ' life partner' is not on the sheet though. think there could be a sub-poll for diplomatic, mainly euphemistic later-in-life-romance terms chosen to take the edge off introducing partners to children. companion, friend, &c.

― schlump, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:55 PM (41 minutes ago)

my preferred term there is "woman my grandfather lives with"

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:57 PM (39 minutes ago)

jesus does he know you're seeing her too

― privilege as 'me me me' (darraghmac), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:59 PM (38 minutes ago)

A lot of quality posts in this thread:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet

lol whoops
OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag

i agree that http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet is a source of many many lols

total garbage

it's like swimming in the fucking trash pile whatever the fuck it's called that's down the street for my house called "the pit"

http://i.imgur.com/OdL0ZXg.jpg

Is that any good? Never got around to reading it.

In re: Lumineers:

--

a part of me feels compelled to defend these rustic authentic bros, using the same argument i would always use to defend hipsters: aren't they ultimately harmless? and couldn't our society stand to be a little more, not less, tolerant of whimsy and self-expression, even if it means standing up for a lame, embarrassing, kitschy aesthetic once in a while?

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 7:54 AM (23 minutes ago)

you have to take what i say with a "pinch of salt" though, yesterday i was defending the poetry of suzanne sommers on another messageboard.

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 7:55 AM (22 minutes ago)

hahahaha

http://i.imgur.com/eEPcCp3.jpg

― 乒乓, Friday, April 12, 2013 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always thought supper was what either people from other parts of the country called dinner or people who ate dinner at like 5 called it.

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

Tea as a term for dinner confused the fuck out of me at first. As did pudding as a general term for dessert so

"What puddng are we having for tea?

― check your privy (ledge), Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

is probably the most confusing question of all wrt this topic for an American. Or it was for me me at least.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't understand it but then i looked on wikipedia and now understand it

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and heaven knows i'm miserable now

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

hahah

lol

i don't think this is a particularly bad yr for pop radio. the songs poll about top 10 hits so far this yr aren't even that bad

― teddy dominatrix (dyl), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:58 PM (15 minutes ago)

which top 10 songs this year do you like?

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 2:05 PM (8 minutes ago)

(be warned that if you say "Thrift Shop" a good 80% of ILM will uppercut you)

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, April 12, 2013 2:06 PM (7 minutes ago)

Serioulsy, there is no way this album can dissappoint, with Moroder, Edwards and Rodgers on board. Not after the all too human error that was 'Human After All'. This will fucking rule and I cannot wait.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, April 12, 2013 3:21 PM (17 minutes ago)

pharrell

― 乒乓, Friday, April 12, 2013 3:36 PM (1 minute ago)

lol ken