Imagine if John Lydon had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was making adverts for Country Life butter

Although mine was "what if clapton fell out the window & his son started complaining about 'wogs'" xp

what if god was one of us

The one of us would be God.

what are the theological ramifications in sb'ing the almighty

what if Ken Thompson had spelt creat with an e?

(Also theological concerns already addressed succinctly by da croupier up thread )

Lol I was totally thinking about the Hendrix/Clapton/Old Moccasin one

What if love, anyway?

what if the corner hotel never existed and prince's album was called '3066'

What if you could check out any time you like, and they called you a cab too?

What if you COULD rollerskate in a buffalo herd?

imagine if malcolm mclaren had never recorded 'duck rock' and neneh cherry couldn't come up with a song

Or if he hadn't done the double dutch? Whip-Smart would have been a much better album.

What if Steve Winwood had joined John Oates and they had performed as Barleycorn and Oates?

well this thread went south quick

What if it hadnt, and the Hall and Oates thread only had 6 new answers?

What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?

Oh Jesus

what if jesus hadn't died and oh whatever

what if hitler had grandchildren and kevin hitler had to wank off a pig on 'i'm a celebrity'

hahahaha

Nice chap isn't he:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2013/apr/11/john-lydon-australian-tv-video

He'd say exactly the same thing to a male TV interviewer.

(not watched the vid, just read the (short) story.

Yeah um he called himself a master of the universe in that clip

What if Tupac and Biggie had been reincarnated in South and North Korea, respectively?

*mind blown*

What if there was a mountain high enough, a valley low enough and a river wide enough to keep steen from getting to HOOS?

What if George Clinton had given up Funk for Food??

what if george clinton had gone into the roofing business

what if funk moves but it cannot remove?

what if I can't turn the greyest sky blue
I can't make it rain whenever I want it to
I can't make a castle from a single grain of sand
I can't make a ship sail on dry land

what if charlene had been to herself

What if it had snowed somewhere in Africa that Christmas

^^^ can be sung to the tune of Toto's Africa fyi

What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?

I want my alternate universe Hank Williams Danzig cover.

Not if it means a Boceaphus version of "Seven Year Ache".

What if Cliff Richard had never invented funk?

what if the beatles had never existed, and mojo had to put something else on all its covers in the 21st century

i love u guys

xp Choking on my tea

haha this thread

what if Ice Cube had died in 1996 and Tupac was starring in family-friendly flicks.

ha I was going to do one about Jay-z being shot in 97 and Biggie owning a piece of a world-class tennis stadium in brownsville.

What if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass survived and formed a duo?

Duo dissolved following cass' devouring karen in drug-induced haze

what if will.i.am were called dennis

what if cory monteith were born 40 years earlier and kidnapped neil young and went on to form crosby stills nash'n monteith

I reckon it'd be pretty cool if Freddie Mercury was trying to save the badgers tbh

what if Freddie Mercury's biggest secret was that he WAS a badger irl and that's why Brian May has dedicated his life to saving them