Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"Easter was wonderful -- it's the one time of year a man can put on makeup without getting weird looks."

(Oh, if anyone wishes to submit the "laid" one above, or some variation of it: please do! I'm ineligible to enter.)

don't worry, i'm sure tom leonard has already done it

tom's won that contest too!

http://www.fastcocreate.com/1682733/remembering-roger-ebert-aspiring-new-yorker-humorist-and-one-time-caption-contest-winner

"The ovisuction has done wonders for my self-esteem. I've got a new chick on top of me every night now."

OK, here comes one more variation of the situation...

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg

"Now THAT was sexual congress."

nice

"So much for a hung parliament"

"Let's just say I expect some capital improvements."

"That was monumental."

nice!

"I love it when you do me like you do ordinary hardworking americans."

"I guess this _was_ the next logical step after gay marriage."

"Nope, it doesn't feel right without Ron Paul."

"I know I said I wanted dome, but this is ridiculous!"

"this is fucked up"

"machicolation? listen, i'm not that kind of building"

"It's okay. Not everyone is the Washington Monument."

looool

"Is that George Washington's empty tomb in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"

"So which hole is your butt?"

"How exactly am I going to stimulate growth?"

"It's ok. Lots of executive bodies get filibustered sometimes."

"Don't feel bad about it. Not many people can match up to Big Ben."

It's not you, it's me.

"as sex, it was great, but as political metaphor, it was trite and hackneyed"

"Ironically, this is the least dirty thing I've done all week."

"maybe if i go on top?"

"What's the matter? Can't get an election?"

"Politics sure make for strange bedfellows, huh?"

"Now that the session's over, what do we do about the bill?"

It happens to lots of nations.

"Did you just call me Statue of Liberty?"

She's just making that clicking, droning "aaaaa" sound from The Grudge.

I fuck buildings

"I just noticed that the weirdest thing about this scene is the corded telephone"

hey, scale model of the white house, where'd you come from, a movie set or something?

my name is janine, not jolene *giggles*

heyyyyy!

"I really wish I could remove this Capitol Building finger trap"

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg

from the naked boardroom contest, I actually really like one of the nominees:

"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."

― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:00 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That one won.

This one is troublesome. Why is the floor gravel. Who are they phoning? The rat or w/e is not enough of the focus, these cartoons are feast or famine and i cant take it any more

"Look, we've got to get him out of here already. He's turning 27 next week."

"Pets-R-Us don't have any tigers either, and he's getting mighty close to the end of the sports section."

"I'm trying to get him back to the rat race."

"I know you said _______, but this is ridiculous!"

"apparently, Margaret Thatcher's died"