Imagine if John Lydon had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was making adverts for Country Life butter

Including the famous album The Cure- Squeeze.

What if Kurt Cobain had quit Nirvana and gone on to make South Park cartoons?

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Imagine no PiL sessions... I wonder if you can

What if Mark Walberg had a successful career as a pop star and actor and Mark Wahlberg hosted Antiques Roadshow?

What if Skee Lo had been like 6'9"? Would his life have been significantly different or was he just using his height as an excuse to cover for other shortcomings? Would Leoshi have been more interested?

lol why the picture of Andre Agassi?

that's trey parker

Gotta admit he had too much Brian Harvey about him to be Andre

Imagine if Peter Hook had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was touring an a cappella version of 'Unknown Pleasures'.

I expect I Remember Nothing with fingerclicks would have gone a treat.

if the wind were colors, and if the air could speak

Imagine if Marty McFly had died in 1956 and Biff had invented Rock and Roll?

Imagine if Nicky Wire died choking on a banana in 1995 and Richey Edwards dressed up as a tomato for charity?

What if Eric Clapton had died in 1970 and Jimi Hendrix had a CD at Starbucks called Old Electric Ladysock?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW6jgLa63VA

What if they were 4 blondes

what if Eric Clapton had fallen out of the window instead of his son

no more tears in heaven

Would have still created legal problems for Anal Cunt

Xp I was gonna do that one but thought it would be ill-received

lol why the picture of Andre Agassi?

― OutdoorFish, Sunday, April 7, 2013 3:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's trey parker

― how's life, Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(just for clarification.)

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Although mine was "what if clapton fell out the window & his son started complaining about 'wogs'" xp

what if god was one of us

The one of us would be God.

what are the theological ramifications in sb'ing the almighty

what if Ken Thompson had spelt creat with an e?

(Also theological concerns already addressed succinctly by da croupier up thread )

Lol I was totally thinking about the Hendrix/Clapton/Old Moccasin one

What if love, anyway?

what if the corner hotel never existed and prince's album was called '3066'

What if you could check out any time you like, and they called you a cab too?

What if you COULD rollerskate in a buffalo herd?

imagine if malcolm mclaren had never recorded 'duck rock' and neneh cherry couldn't come up with a song

Or if he hadn't done the double dutch? Whip-Smart would have been a much better album.

What if Steve Winwood had joined John Oates and they had performed as Barleycorn and Oates?

well this thread went south quick

What if it hadnt, and the Hall and Oates thread only had 6 new answers?

What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?

Oh Jesus

what if jesus hadn't died and oh whatever

what if hitler had grandchildren and kevin hitler had to wank off a pig on 'i'm a celebrity'

hahahaha

Nice chap isn't he:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2013/apr/11/john-lydon-australian-tv-video

He'd say exactly the same thing to a male TV interviewer.

(not watched the vid, just read the (short) story.

Yeah um he called himself a master of the universe in that clip

What if Tupac and Biggie had been reincarnated in South and North Korea, respectively?

*mind blown*

What if there was a mountain high enough, a valley low enough and a river wide enough to keep steen from getting to HOOS?

What if George Clinton had given up Funk for Food??

what if george clinton had gone into the roofing business