WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just wonder how much his dad's investment firm brought in last year.

pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

yiiiikes to all of those

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

wtf at no dumping

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 04:00 (ten years ago) link

should hook them up with these weirdos

http://www.xojane.com/relationships/relationshit-how-much-bathroom-talk-is-too-much

how's life, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

http://www.photographyschoolsonline.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/20-Awkward-Engagement-Photos-12.jpg

lot of hiding from the photographer happening here.

pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

http://cdn.greenweddingshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/notebook_engagement_photos_08.jpg

well, except for this one maybe.

pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

http://www.daydreamercinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Amy-+-Rory-Engagement-40.jpg

*checks couple's homestate*

*breathes sigh of relief*

pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link

http://craigphotography.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/gay-surprise-engagement-0021.jpg

"We were kinda hoping you could make it look like something from a movie."

"Hmmm, yes. Have you ever seen The French Connection?"

"Oh that sounds romantic!"

pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

Did dog flip his nose up and gobble the ring down like a doggie biscuit? Or is this a taxidermied dog?

quincie, Monday, 21 October 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link

omg i totally did a double-take on the nazi one

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 26 October 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/yCock57.jpg

single white hairball (harbl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

I'm glad they found each other.

carl agatha, Sunday, 17 November 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link

would've been hard to miss.

pplains, Sunday, 17 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/969179_673090612731337_1899394547_n.jpg

"Last requests? A cigarette, maybe?"

pplains, Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link

needs more blinfolds

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

your my

am0n, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

brought to you by

http://www.centergrove.k12.in.us/cms/lib4/IN01000850/centricity/domain/444/drama.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://leahandmark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Zombie-Engagement-Session-LeahAndMark-0006.jpg

(To provide context, this lovely couple got their friends to dress up as zombies. What do you mean that doesn't really provide any context?)

pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link

http://www.35atlanta.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/engagement-portfolio-002.jpg

HER: Did you hear that?
HIM: No, I didn't. [tightens grip]

pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link

http://www.gavinphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/engagement-mariaoliver-12.jpg

She's so beautiful. I can't believe I'm marrying her! ... I'll ... I'll just lay down my arm and put my hand here.

pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link

http://www.chicagoillinoisweddingphotography.com/uploads/2010/02/railroad-tracks-northbrook-oakbrook-engagement-photos.jpg

Wonder if she's found someone to hold her train at the cerem – oh forget it.

pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

pp you're good at this thread

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 20 January 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

this is what living in flyover country does for you. this shit is just in the air.

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Monday, 20 January 2014 03:40 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/WE7UNgn.jpg

pplains, Monday, 9 June 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link

dying.

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 9 June 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

taylor swift?

Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

feel like the groom was told 'do something natural with your hands', and he just knocked it out of the park

sufi john paxson (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 June 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pv0EOnf.jpg

Something to do with the dull, lifeless eyes focusing on nothing.

And then, there's that painting behind them.

pplains, Monday, 9 June 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

is the painting a combination of their human forms?

sufi john paxson (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 June 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

i have sooo much speculation about this couple but really i should just say mazel tov

goole, Monday, 9 June 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

goole otm

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 9 June 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

so happened

macklin' rosie (crüt), Monday, 9 June 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

no

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link

She's so pretty but then there's...that dress, but the dress is so crazy, it just might work, but then there's HIM, and that definitely does not work at all.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

they should have listened to hurting, obviously

Marriage: Classic or Dud?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

cmon guys

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 08:36 (nine years ago) link

he's a weird dude

Mordy, Thursday, 12 June 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

People's style mismatches are always intriguing to me. That guy is dressed boringly but at a certain level of what passes for formality, and her dress is a stripey potato sack.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 12 June 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

stripey potatoes sound delicious

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Bill. Fucking. Murray.

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

they're just like us

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link


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