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― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
derp
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:28 (eleven years ago) link
can't help thinking there is more to that story
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
actually not really
― max, Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
he's not crazy. you're the one who's crazy
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
Parents were CEOs of Coke.
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
i like that one!
― frogbs, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
I chuckled!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
I will make sure to write to "The Mental Facility" and demand that they free "Mike"
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
oh nm I get it
idgi
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ
― Neil S, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
dope
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
yeah great song, great Fbook macro (never thought I'd see the day etc. etc.)
― Neil S, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Lqoajvt.jpg
titled 'HOW TO EAT A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE FOREVER'
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/041/5/2/exo_m_tao_love_quote_macro_by_ambieshinee-d5uk4rh.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
omg that last "... Forever." really comes across like a threat.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
When you feel alone,just look at the space directly in front of your face...
Remember that in thatspace you can see myboot kicking you...
Forever.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
as said by a man in a ski mask leaving a message on your answering machine from a payphone
― Spectrum, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
i have no idea what that chocolate is trying to say
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
its a way to eat chocolate forever
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
the sleight of hand occurs in between the 3rd and 4th steps
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
i just want a pepsi
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
I won't give it to you.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
o well i guess should be institutionalized
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
i don't care about your stupid magic show just let me eat the goddamn chocolate
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
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― scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
might be a repeat. i've missed a couple of thousand on here...
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― s.clover, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
Low self esteem? Fuck u
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
she's a prickly pear.
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
if i saw her i would just say: GOOD MORNING!!!!
in a really deep theatrical voice.
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
i have to admit i make a point of never buying glue from someone who isn't glued to something
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
I never buy new tires from anyone who hasn't replaced their feet with michelins.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"An African saying." You know, from the country Africa.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
I should post "People who treat 'Africa' as one big homogenous thing" on the IA thread.
that institutionalized macro is great
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
i actually do think gates would use that font
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 5 April 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
not even bill gates has enough money to give every facebook user 5k
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.lushquotes.com/pics/david-lynch/Everyone-is-on-the-internet-but-they
nice file name
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but 99% of people won't share this. will you?
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
Be a fool not to.
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
Is addressing Facebook tbf, not facebook users, so he'll only be $5,000 down.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:44 (eleven years ago) link
i don't get out of bed and share facebook posts for less than $50,000 anyway.
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
FFS
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― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
ahaha
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
Quote not in iambic pentameter.
― Aimless, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
lol take that people who believe in stuff!!!
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― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link