Misdirected emails

misdirected eaumaille

it...was? (or do i seem like an mba student somehow)

I just did the most minor of google-sleuthing and found myself reading Courtney's Twitter and Facebook pages and then felt like a real creep :/

i made it to her linkedin. (guess i should have omitted the name here?)

"I have a diverse and adventerous professional background ranging from Public Relations to Real Estate to Theatre and Dance. This professional journey has led me to understand my strengths and passions in a unique way. I am most effective in roles where my creativity and natural curiousity can be maximized through efficient processes and detailed goal setting."

sorry, courtney.

well, that is no longer a googlewhack

arghh. bad message board etiquette. i have some abstract guilt about it...

it's cool, don't fuss

Every spring since at least 2009:

Your TurboTax Order Confirmation

Dear JENNIFER C@RN35,

Thank you for choosing TurboTax as your tax preparation solution. We appreciate your business! A summary of your charges is listed below.

And every year I let TurboTax know that I am not Jennifer Carneasada, but nobody cares.

Hi Parents,
This is a test run to see if you are getting this message.

It is a reminder of Wed. April 10 @ 6:00 in the high school library parent meeting.

It has been great getting to know all the new players and seeing the returning athletes.

Our match for April 11 with Charleviox has been cancelled due to the winter weather. That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan.

Hope to see you tomorrow.
Coach Julie

I sit by the emailbox each day, hoping that ex-cop sends me another note:

I seem to have misplaced my new leather D-ring radio holder somewhere here or at Ashland.  If anyone locates it, please put it in my mailbox. 
 
Thanks,

Someone signed up to Pandora with my email y'day. Sadly it didnt send me any login details.

That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan. Should come with a trigger warning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate that song so much

Team,

This poster was presented at the recent SAWC conference in Denver. It is a bit complicated, but to summarize it, it proves Keratinocyte migration along the Microcurrents that Procellera generates. It is superior to all other dressings and the buzz it generated was very loud.

As we gear up for market domination, I encourage everyone to share one or two success stories with the team. I have many, but one of the most amazing is an obese patient that had an open diabetic ulcer on her ankle. She had multiple comorbidities and the surgeon thought that the next option was amputation. He tried Procellera on the wound and within four weeks it had closed and it has remained closed for two months. This surgeon now uses it for every post-op knee, hip and shoulder. It is truly an amazing product.

I am also going to forward on testimonial from a clinic in Arizona.

Jeff

Hi John,

We've been getting a lot of spam lately and would appreciate it if you could filter the following words from [[localnewssource]].com:

Levitra, Erectile, Viagra, Cialis, impotence, penis, penile

Please confirm.

Thanks,
A*****

today in misdirected emails (in addition to everyone using my email address as a 'fake' verification address or whatever): somebody's dick.

Lucky you.

Aunt Margaret has moved up?/out of our group. Now we have Uncle Bob.

Not much will likely change however Bob I believe has a stronger technical background which should be good.

Are you staying dry? Be careful with the fireworks.

Michael

Today someone sent me four iphone walkthrough videos of an awful-looking house somewhere in the us. Apparently he thought he was sending them to his wife?

From: Gumtree Australia <nore✧✧✧@gumt✧✧✧.c✧✧.a✧>
Subject: Copy of your reply to ad "river boat gambler pinball machine"

apparently my enquiry was:

Message:
Just wondering if u still have pinball machine

he still has the pinball machine

	Subject: 	HAY THIS YOUR GRANDAUTER ARIEL CXXXXX!!!!!!I MISS YOU AND I WISH I CAN SEE YOU BUT I DONT KNOW.SO IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL THAT WOULD BE A GREAT 1!!!SO CALL ME AT 520-XXX-XXXX

	Subject: 	HEY THIS IS AUDREY I ALSO WANTED TOTEXT YOU THIS IS CORYS DAUTER
 I MIS YOU AND I LOVE YOU I WANT TO SEE YOU I CANT WAIT TILL MY B-DAY YOUR IN VITED IF 
YOU WANT TO COME SO IF YOU GET THI TEXST THAT WOULD BE GREAT SO CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS TEXST

If it's not obvious, these are the subject lines.

Happy Birthday from everyone at our office! We love having you as one of our patients and hope you have a great day!

Sincerely,
Midwest Dental

if america adopted icelandic naming conventions she would be AUDREY CORYSDAUTER

I edited the name the first time, thinking her name was Ariel Corys. Now I realize she was just letting Grampa know which of his kids she belonged to.

lawl

I emailing you regarding the Omega watch that you dropped off at Swatch Group today for a diagnostic.

As discussed your watch will have to be shipped to Switzerland for an estimate. Attached you can find our receipt indicating the conditions of your watch upon receipt and the charge for shipping.

If you would like to go ahead please sign the attached receipt and return it to us via fax or email to my attention or that of our customer service coordinator, Joanne Wilson.

Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

Best regards,

thats directed at your future aspirational self

Pleasant,

Thank you for your time on the phone. Americlad is a nationally recognized leader in the architectural metal fabrication market with a long history of supporting the glass, glazing and curtain wall community. We also carry a line of anodized aluminum flat sheet. We are currently stocking .040, .063, .080 and .125 in clear, dark bronze champagne, medium bronze and black. Orders that are in by noon ship the same day. We are also a Reynobond composite distributer and carry inventory on select items. Below is my contact information and website. www.americlad.com If you have any questions, or something that I might be able to assist you with, please don’t hesitate to give me a call.

I look forward to talking to you soon!

Brad Backlin

mark me down for two sheets of .063 dark bronze champagne and please have goldman sachs pick up the tab

Im loving the idea there is a curtain wall community out there.

I dont even know what a curtain wall is. But now I want one.

I had to go to the website to wrap my head around what he's talking about, and even then it still took a moment or two.

http://i.minus.com/ibquNZBo7vCNVy.jpg

right on

lawl

to get misdirected sms i can only assume u have a cosmic affinity for random missives

i don't think i ever got a wrong number to my mobile in the uk, but it seems to happen about once a week here. maybe numbers are re-used more?

I am not sure you are looking but *********** is looking for a Geotechnical Engineer. This is a pretty decent small firm that is very active in the dam arena and has strong experience on FERC projects. You’re a little short on the years of experience but the folks at ************ would probably be interested in your resume.

The potatoes are ready to be dug up. Onions are all in about 150 pounds of these harvested this summer.

my friend works for an architectural curtain wall company

Subject: a picture for you... this is the wig i was talking about

You have been sent 1 picture.

they don't make any more...

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Z3q7n97O64E/Ug0QcA9bgAI/AAAAAAAAAKo/zxS6pwB-tQg/w426-h679/2013-08-15
wig Untitled-1 copy.jpg

These pictures were sent with Picasa, from Google.
Try it out here: http://picasa.google.com/

uh waht

Subject: Honda

Sent from my iPad Hi! I just googled the 2004 and that car is hot! I think Lexie would love it!!! Let me know if it is a consideration . Nice of you to be on the look out . Have a good day tomorrow . I will be in the OC starting P.T. On my hand and maybe having to wear a brace on it , will know then.
Love Ya,
Mom

My Confession on the Lion King
Well first of all THEY’RE ALL RELATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So here Sarabi has a sister named Sarafina and Sarafina has a cub: Nala. Well also here in a pack only the prider leaders breed. No one else can’t plus there is mostly only females in the pack. So there Nala’s father in Mufasa who is also Sarabi’s mate and he has Simba. Nala and Simba are half-siblings. In order for this to happen, Mufasa’s dad bred with the lionesses that made Mufasa and Taka (Scar). Than the other litter’s that Mufasa’s dad made, Mufasa bred with. Than Mufasa’s grandfather did the same instead Mufasa’s dad bred with them. Also another thing usually when a male lion is old enough to live on it’s own, they’re kicked out of the pride. Well right now that didn’t happen in the Lion King but hey, Simba’s a price. So back to Simba. He takes Nala as his mate and they have Kiara. You know how Taka (Scar) was kicked out? Yeah he took Kovu with him. He took Kovu from Mufasa’s pride and claimed him as his own. So again Kovu is related to Kiara because Simba made Kovu. So Kiara is an inbred same with Simba and Mufasa and so on. So there that should make you re-think about The Lion King. I hope you enjoyed! :)

Bunco at my house this week - the 11th. I've already heard from Nancy and Terrie (they're a go!)
I'll check my e-mails later and will start calling people if I haven't heard from anyone!
Diana

Good afternoon Diana. As much fun as I had the firs time with you ladies, I have to pass this month because I have too much going on in my life right now. Please don't take me off the list, as I hope to make it next month!!!

Have a great time everyone :-)

Julie O'Neil

subtle bunco zing from Julie.

ALL NIGHT PRAYER AND PRAISE
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to me

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