Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me.
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
a person asking for comedy email forwards
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
100% Baby!! Woohoo!! Go Team!!
I didn't know if he sent the paper to everyone… so see professors comments below…
Excellent analysis and summation MBA Allstars! Michael was definitely unprepared for thecultural differences, was impatient and rude with no cultural sensitivity. Basically,6months of relationship building was quickly destroyed. The cultural context of the negotiation significantly influences theamount and type of preparation for bargaining, the emphasis on task versusinterpersonal relationships, the tactics used, etc. Americans are known aroundthe world for their impatience and their desire to be liked. Astute negotiatorsoften turn these characteristics to their advantage. Americans try to persuadeby relying on facts and appealing to logic. They make small concessions earlyin the negotiation to establish a relationship, and usually reciprocateopponent’s concessions. Americans treat deadlines as very important. One studylooked at verbal and nonverbal negotiation tactics exhibited by Americans andJapanese. Japanese on average said “No” five times for the nine times Americansdid. The Japanese displayed more than five periods of silence lasting longerthan ten seconds during the 30-minute sessions.Americans averaged 3.5 such periods. The Japanese and Americans interruptedtheir opponent about the same number of times. Finally, the Japanese and theAmericans had no physical contact with their opponents during negotiationsexcept for handshaking. 100%
-Courtney484.222.9191 cell
― eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
feel like responding, "Michael had it coming."
― eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
ha do
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
I had some law related ones but I lack your email address
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
misdirected eaumaille
― buzza, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
it...was? (or do i seem like an mba student somehow)
― eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
I just did the most minor of google-sleuthing and found myself reading Courtney's Twitter and Facebook pages and then felt like a real creep :/
― Room 227 (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
i made it to her linkedin. (guess i should have omitted the name here?)
"I have a diverse and adventerous professional background ranging from Public Relations to Real Estate to Theatre and Dance. This professional journey has led me to understand my strengths and passions in a unique way. I am most effective in roles where my creativity and natural curiousity can be maximized through efficient processes and detailed goal setting."
sorry, courtney.
― eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
well, that is no longer a googlewhack
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
arghh. bad message board etiquette. i have some abstract guilt about it...
― eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
it's cool, don't fuss
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
Every spring since at least 2009:
Your TurboTax Order Confirmation
Dear JENNIFER C@RN35,
Thank you for choosing TurboTax as your tax preparation solution. We appreciate your business! A summary of your charges is listed below.
And every year I let TurboTax know that I am not Jennifer Carneasada, but nobody cares.
― Je55e, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
Hi Parents, This is a test run to see if you are getting this message.
It is a reminder of Wed. April 10 @ 6:00 in the high school library parent meeting.
It has been great getting to know all the new players and seeing the returning athletes.
Our match for April 11 with Charleviox has been cancelled due to the winter weather. That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan.
Hope to see you tomorrow. Coach Julie
― caek, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
I sit by the emailbox each day, hoping that ex-cop sends me another note:
I seem to have misplaced my new leather D-ring radio holder somewhere here or at Ashland. If anyone locates it, please put it in my mailbox. Thanks,
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
Someone signed up to Pandora with my email y'day. Sadly it didnt send me any login details.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan. Should come with a trigger warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA
― Je55e, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate that song so much
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
Team,
This poster was presented at the recent SAWC conference in Denver. It is a bit complicated, but to summarize it, it proves Keratinocyte migration along the Microcurrents that Procellera generates. It is superior to all other dressings and the buzz it generated was very loud.
As we gear up for market domination, I encourage everyone to share one or two success stories with the team. I have many, but one of the most amazing is an obese patient that had an open diabetic ulcer on her ankle. She had multiple comorbidities and the surgeon thought that the next option was amputation. He tried Procellera on the wound and within four weeks it had closed and it has remained closed for two months. This surgeon now uses it for every post-op knee, hip and shoulder. It is truly an amazing product.
I am also going to forward on testimonial from a clinic in Arizona.
Jeff
― cwkiii, Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
Hi John,
We've been getting a lot of spam lately and would appreciate it if you could filter the following words from [[localnewssource]].com:
Levitra, Erectile, Viagra, Cialis, impotence, penis, penile
Please confirm.
Thanks,A*****
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
today in misdirected emails (in addition to everyone using my email address as a 'fake' verification address or whatever): somebody's dick.
― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Monday, 1 July 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Lucky you.
― carl agatha, Monday, 1 July 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
Aunt Margaret has moved up?/out of our group. Now we have Uncle Bob. Not much will likely change however Bob I believe has a stronger technical background which should be good. Are you staying dry? Be careful with the fireworks. Michael
― woof, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
Today someone sent me four iphone walkthrough videos of an awful-looking house somewhere in the us. Apparently he thought he was sending them to his wife?
― caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
From: Gumtree Australia <nore✧✧✧@gumt✧✧✧.c✧✧.a✧>Subject: Copy of your reply to ad "river boat gambler pinball machine"
― caek, Monday, 8 July 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link
apparently my enquiry was:
Message:Just wondering if u still have pinball machine
he still has the pinball machine
― caek, Monday, 8 July 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
Subject: HAY THIS YOUR GRANDAUTER ARIEL CXXXXX!!!!!!I MISS YOU AND I WISH I CAN SEE YOU BUT I DONT KNOW.SO IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL THAT WOULD BE A GREAT 1!!!SO CALL ME AT 520-XXX-XXXX
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
Subject: HEY THIS IS AUDREY I ALSO WANTED TOTEXT YOU THIS IS CORYS DAUTER I MIS YOU AND I LOVE YOU I WANT TO SEE YOU I CANT WAIT TILL MY B-DAY YOUR IN VITED IF YOU WANT TO COME SO IF YOU GET THI TEXST THAT WOULD BE GREAT SO CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS TEXST
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
If it's not obvious, these are the subject lines.
Happy Birthday from everyone at our office! We love having you as one of our patients and hope you have a great day!
Sincerely,Midwest Dental
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
if america adopted icelandic naming conventions she would be AUDREY CORYSDAUTER
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
I edited the name the first time, thinking her name was Ariel Corys. Now I realize she was just letting Grampa know which of his kids she belonged to.
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
lawl
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
I emailing you regarding the Omega watch that you dropped off at Swatch Group today for a diagnostic. As discussed your watch will have to be shipped to Switzerland for an estimate. Attached you can find our receipt indicating the conditions of your watch upon receipt and the charge for shipping. If you would like to go ahead please sign the attached receipt and return it to us via fax or email to my attention or that of our customer service coordinator, Joanne Wilson. Thank you and have a pleasant evening. Best regards,
― caek, Thursday, 18 July 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
thats directed at your future aspirational self
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 18 July 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
Pleasant,
Thank you for your time on the phone. Americlad is a nationally recognized leader in the architectural metal fabrication market with a long history of supporting the glass, glazing and curtain wall community. We also carry a line of anodized aluminum flat sheet. We are currently stocking .040, .063, .080 and .125 in clear, dark bronze champagne, medium bronze and black. Orders that are in by noon ship the same day. We are also a Reynobond composite distributer and carry inventory on select items. Below is my contact information and website. www.americlad.com If you have any questions, or something that I might be able to assist you with, please don’t hesitate to give me a call.
I look forward to talking to you soon!
Brad Backlin
― pplains, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
mark me down for two sheets of .063 dark bronze champagne and please have goldman sachs pick up the tab
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link
Im loving the idea there is a curtain wall community out there.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:55 (ten years ago) link
I dont even know what a curtain wall is. But now I want one.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link
I had to go to the website to wrap my head around what he's talking about, and even then it still took a moment or two.
― pplains, Sunday, 28 July 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i.minus.com/ibquNZBo7vCNVy.jpg
― caek, Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
right on
― Please review your choices carefully. (seandalai), Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
― The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
to get misdirected sms i can only assume u have a cosmic affinity for random missives
― The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
i don't think i ever got a wrong number to my mobile in the uk, but it seems to happen about once a week here. maybe numbers are re-used more?
― caek, Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
I am not sure you are looking but *********** is looking for a Geotechnical Engineer. This is a pretty decent small firm that is very active in the dam arena and has strong experience on FERC projects. You’re a little short on the years of experience but the folks at ************ would probably be interested in your resume. The potatoes are ready to be dug up. Onions are all in about 150 pounds of these harvested this summer.
― woof, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link
my friend works for an architectural curtain wall company
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
Subject: a picture for you... this is the wig i was talking about
You have been sent 1 picture.they don't make any more...https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Z3q7n97O64E/Ug0QcA9bgAI/AAAAAAAAAKo/zxS6pwB-tQg/w426-h679/2013-08-15wig Untitled-1 copy.jpgThese pictures were sent with Picasa, from Google.Try it out here: http://picasa.google.com/
they don't make any more...
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Z3q7n97O64E/Ug0QcA9bgAI/AAAAAAAAAKo/zxS6pwB-tQg/w426-h679/2013-08-15wig Untitled-1 copy.jpg
These pictures were sent with Picasa, from Google.Try it out here: http://picasa.google.com/
uh waht
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link