pizza, the only one you can eat every day
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
wonder who's going to stan for hot dogs
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
aero otm
― k3vin k., Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
i have to admit: i'm eating pizza RIGHT NOW
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
Burger, because a) juicy lucys, and b) loose meat sandwiches.
― alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
i shall not reveal my vote
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
You can put both burger and hot dog on pizza, just ask British people. SoPizza
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
you can put pizza on anything just ask my local deli
"what's a pizza burger"(angrily) "it's a burger with pizza on it"
this means it has mozzarella and marinara fyi
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
i'm lactose intolerant and even i know this is pizza
― paas de la huevo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
I mean the best burger you'll ever eat is >>>>> the best pizza.
But just decent-to-awesome pizza is so versatile. Eat it cold, eat it hot, eat it with meat, eat it with veggies, eat it with no toppings, breakfast, lunch, dinner, one slice, two slice, three slice, knife and fork, paper plate, while you walk, and when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time
― paas de la huevo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
Also, like cheap pizza is always >>>> a cheap burger
Until you start getting into like Five Guys territory, then burgers start taking over
― paas de la huevo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
i dont know man i dont know
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
Minetta Tavern burger is better than any pizza I've ever had
http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/2009-03-16-Minetta-burger.jpg
― paas de la huevo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
and Cici's Pizza is worse than any burger I've had
― paas de la huevo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
so maybe it's burgers
― paas de la huevo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 9:46 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^ I take this back. I didn't vote yet.
― paas de la huevo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
naw dude there are some WACK burgers and cici's is gross but not THAT gross, you would eat a cici's pizza and be proud if someone brought one to a party or something
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
ok maybe not PROUD but
maybe i should have put burritos on here
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
to complicate the poll
it would no longer be an easy poll with burritos
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
hot dogs may have the lowest ceiling of these but i think they also have the highest floor. it's possible to make a truly vile pizza or burger but hot dogs are made in a factory so you can't really change them much on the base level
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
burger w/ caramelized onions on it is pretty much gastronomic divinity
― Mordy, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
burger > pizza > (burrito) > hot dog, but the gap from 1 to 4 is not huge if all 4 are good quality
― The Complete Afterbirth of the Cool (WilliamC), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
Pizza - gotta represent the national food of the UK (OK, 2nd after Tikka Masala).
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
burger > (burrito) > pizza > hot dog
― alternately mean and handsy (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
I thought in the UK that tikka masala was often served on a pizza
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 9:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
my local bodega makes this cheeseburger pizza where they put, i think, little paddies of ground beef onto a pizza and cheese on top of that (burger cheese)
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
the biggest thing I miss about the pizza place I worked in during senior year of high school was their amazing taco pizza, which used refried beans instead of marinara sauce and the most amazingly seasoned ground beef
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
woah
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
Also, pizza, duh.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
i've had too many awful attempts at 'mexican' pizza to ever try something like that ever again regardless of praise
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
after it came out of the oven, it was garnished with tortilla chips, lettuce, shredded cheese, olives and salsa
it was fucking amazing
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
That's on special occasions like the Queen's birthday and Bank Holidays.
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
I think the secret to a good Mexican pizza is limiting the number of ingredients that go into the pizza oven; IIRC we baked it with refried beans, hamburger, onion and two types of cheese (mozzarella, cheddar) and added other toppings on top, really making it a taco/nachos hybrid
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
burgers and hot dogs are great but yes it's pizza. Also I'm getting bored by every aspirational restaurant having some half assed attempt at a high end burger bc it's usually weak.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
nothing fucks up a burger faster than putting it on a fancy bun
burgers are supposed to be about the meat IMO; if I really wanted to eat a pretzel, I would have ordered one and not put meat on it
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
The next fast food sensation, meat pretzels.
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes I just want a basic "pub burger" and the only thing available is a bleu cheese and arugula monstrosity.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
God guys, this is pizza. Come on.
― emil.y, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
Though i do like brioche buns tbh
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
best pizza >>> best burger > best hot dog
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
Pub burger >>>>>> pub pizza > never seen a pub hot dog
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
caramelized onions? god, get a life
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
i'm going for a burger because often i have been the victim of overeating due to leftover slices just lying there... tempting me...
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
I am not a big fan of caramelized onions on burgers. I feel like they have a baconish cult wrt their usage as a burger ingredient.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
kebab van > bureger van > hot dog > pizza van
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
I've had excellent pub pizza. I've had free pub hot dogs. :x
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
i've seen c beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
In my experience, pub pizza is usually one of those Findus french bread pizza things, like eating a footballer's shin guard with bits of pineapple on it.
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, i dont think so
the addition of pervasive sauce changes it
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
as opposed to just a dollop of sauce
my mom used to buy this vegetarian sloppy joe mix which was actually pretty tasty but i have no fucking clue what was in it and didn't really want to find out
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― surm, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
been truly too long since i've had a manwich
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
i love burgers and pizza but my town suffers from burger and pizza overload. and thai overload.
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
I endorse keeping pizzas simple. A cheese pizza is the best pizza. Even pepperonis make me feel like I'm eating something other than pizza.
I have another opinion but it might get me banned from 1p3.
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
i've been getting fun slices lately
fresh mozz
lasagne slice
fuck
― surm, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
i just had a fresh mozz slice with pepperoni and a bowl of rigatoni
i was really apprehensive about adding pepperoni to the fresh mo but my friend sold me on it. not sorry about it
― surm, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i support the simple pizza principle though maybe not that extreme. plain cheese is good, single topping is good too. double topping is a grey area, and anything more than that no longer prompts Pizza Excitement
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
lol fresh mo
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
also i think onions are the best topping
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
is fresh mozz just like.. slice unbaked mozz on top of tomato sauce?
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:17 PM
don't even think about disparaging the pizza sub
― ω (carne asada), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
xps I'm the opposite, I've got to have stuff crust/burger crust, crazy toppings, loaded down with stuff.
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
critical topping mass is when too many toppings make crust soggy imo
xp big...bottom....bird
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:25 PM
it's fresh mozzarella slices used in lieu of the regular shredded mozzarella
― ω (carne asada), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
yea the mozz is baked but i think on normal pies they use like the processed mozz, you know? and on fresh mozz it's fresh
diced onions = so so ace
― surm, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
yummo
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahahahah
― surm, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
rawwwwrrrrr
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
:)
oh i forgot to say, really feeling whiney's posts re burgers vs pizza above
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
calm burger introspection
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
I endorse keeping pizzas simple.
An Italian pizza joint will never be any better than their margarita. If they can't do that right, don't go.
― But I'm having so much foehn! (Michael White), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
So wrong...
― Frederik B, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
The most important ingredients are the Prosciutto Crudo and the Gorgonzola. If those two are okay, then you can build from there.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is this related to certain feted sandwich
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
a certain one that is
easiest thing about this poll is completely discounting hot dogs
voting pizza I reckon
― c21m50nm3x1c4n (wins), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
poor hot dogs
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
"poor hot dogs" he says
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
let's not discount the simple pleasures of a well-steamed/grilled 1/4 lb kosher hot dog. it's just not fair to compare it to class-a burgers and pizza.
― shit tie (Jordan), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
i dont know if this will be viewable but this was my guinea pig's halloween costume last year http://instagram.com/p/RbwQTdymkQ/
― purp (roxymuzak), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― markers, Friday, 5 April 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know what feted sandwich you are talking about! I love burgers fwiw.
― Heyman (crüt), Friday, 5 April 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
i thought u meant pizza subs
― purp (roxymuzak), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1W8R5TSNNk
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 14 April 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 15 April 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
the world's biggest doi
― purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
I am eating pizza right now
― crüt, Monday, 15 April 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
i had pizza for lunch and in lieu of anything else i'm pondering leftover pizza for dinner.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
i went to a baseball game yesterday and at halftime they had a race between mascot-style costumed dudes representing a bag of popcorn, a slice of pizza, and a hotdog. some kid near me was screaming "go pizza!!!!" before they even began racing. popcorn knocked pizza to the ground, causing him to lose the race. we left the game immediately. i feel like pizza has been avenged today.
― purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:26 (eleven years ago) link