it begins well but eventually may cause the hot dog to become structurally unsound
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
what's awesome is that she's not even going to start with the open face of the hot dog, but rather the side bread
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
stil waiting for them all to load, but based on what I've seen so far inclined to go with tupperware food volcano.
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 5 April 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, water bottle cabinet avalanche is pretty great.
― is cereal a soup (get bent), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
iron in the dryer is pretty amazing in its own way.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
Oh my god these are amazing
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, 6 April 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago) link
I've always wanted to see a feature length movie based in this world, where everything is a potential disaster that can and will happen
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Saturday, 6 April 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
unpleasantville
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
the best part of "pizza again???" is that they are already eating Chinese food
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Love it when they break fourth wallhttp://i.minus.com/igpRQqznnwccY.gif
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
i really wish salad lady was an option, she's on a whole nuther level
― is cereal a soup (get bent), Saturday, 6 April 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
xp is that the start of an ad for baggier trousers or
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
write in after teh fact:
http://i.imgur.com/aJBXXRA.gif
― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
thank you for that.
― is cereal a soup (get bent), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
where is indy in fridge
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
towel lady = irl nudist
air dry
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/83e639ca53047e998ed50a98d2077ba7/tumblr_mm1e8ogFeY1rjcfxro1_400.gif
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 May 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link
how could you do this to me hammer?! i thought we were friends
― ptsd.psd (electricsound), Friday, 10 May 2013 06:03 (ten years ago) link
STOP!http://24.media.tumblr.com/2093becefeda86cfb906da59fba1ed2f/tumblr_mfxy6onJlC1rmwjxao1_500.gifHammertime...http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/83e639ca53047e998ed50a98d2077ba7/tumblr_mm1e8ogFeY1rjcfxro1_400.gif
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link
brilliant
― great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 May 2013 12:12 (ten years ago) link
The fact that I am only now finding this thread may be my life's greatest tragedy.
I would have voted for the woman who can't manage to wrap a towel around herself because that is seriously next level stupidity. She doesn't even try! She just puts the ends of the towel next to each other and when they don't tie themselves, she just gives up. Fuck it. This towel has no autonomy. Fuck it. Fuck you. I'm not wearing shit.
― carl agatha, Friday, 10 May 2013 12:41 (ten years ago) link
People like that need to wait for Google Towel: wraps itself around you and then plays you targeted ads.
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
Although on second thought, this one is pretty amazing, too:
http://i.imgur.com/d7lGARs.gif
― carl agatha, Friday, 10 May 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
thanking u z_s
http://i.imgur.com/eiyNW.gif
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 May 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
actually dying from laughter at descriptions in poll
― call all destroyer, Friday, 10 May 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link
ME TOOOO, but thank you so much for emailing me a link to it last week. I love these so much, and I've kept that imgur page oapen for two days so I could take absurdity breaks at any moment.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link
This one deserves some attention
http://i.imgur.com/HDKME1d.gif
I thought the flashlight was b/c she was hiding her midnight binges from her family, but then I noticed the limp-wristed, grinning guy to her left, so idk what she's trying to accomplish.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link
who is clearly this fella, but that doesn't answer any questions
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aeNoEOul.jpg
This fella I say
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:10 (ten years ago) link
I love it when you can figure out the useless products these are hawking -- e.g. flashlight eater could really use a necklace with a light on it
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
Is that really what's being advertised there??
I feel like this gif belongs here
http://i.imgur.com/BfcZyq6.gif
― Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
Oh man, this thread was even better the second time. Embarrassing thing is I could totally see myself pulling that cheeze puff/telephone stunt or beater volcano.
― emilys., Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
the best part of "pizza again???" is that they are already eating Chinese food― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm, also the dad's reaction to the pizza after already being noticeably ticked off is ridiculously hilarious to me. he looks so insulted
― ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
Thinking it's a "Stop relying on take out night after night..."
― Evan, Sunday, 19 May 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
defenestration wuz robbed
― the late great, Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
towel lady for pure witlessness
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Awdr31b.gif
was this an ad for microwave with two plates bc if so where do i send my cheque!
― flopson, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link
That person is super gross for microwaving what looks like a huge hunk of fish, though.
― carl agatha, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
well yeah, that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link
http://img.pandawhale.com/76010-hose-car-wash-fail-infomercial-x1Ev.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
Thanks, Obama.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pNJ6DYb.gif
There's (of course) a Reddit section for this stuff, toohttp://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago
Highest rated there:http://i.imgur.com/Mzbb0.gif
― Øystein, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/22X3sOi.gif
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/n7bJvJG.gif
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 5 October 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link
ok what
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AFvx5LdyAI
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120316204334/memoryalpha/en/images/d/de/Security_guard_tsfs_2.jpg
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link
I swear at :53, I heard a dial-up go off.
― pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
WANTED: Actress with attractive arm to lint-roll Robin Leach in US television production.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
Really disappointed that the "Rapid Ramen" doesn't have a good one of these, just a predictable black-and-white frustrated toss of a caked-on pot into an overstuffed sink.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
lol just knew there'd be a thread for this shithttp://imgur.com/a/ijurMhttp://i.imgur.com/Rjb33ik.gif
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link
Informercials are their own incredible art form
― DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link
watching these gifs again to a House soundtrack is a great way to spend an afternoon
― gong mad (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
The next level is youtube "crafts" channels. This video gives a believable explanation for how they happen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO5p3Fy8yKo
― wasdnous (abanana), Friday, 28 August 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
I was guessing that weird-ass shit was Russian. Ukrainian, it turns out.
― the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 August 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0267d322591225d20947a2b2666b38b0/4cfed9a3a3e4fe92-bf/s500x750/dc0fde182f6af93170a9f6e662c33afc5da49dbb.gifv
― pplains, Monday, 31 August 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/jIjx9ZC.gif
― pplains, Friday, 8 September 2023 14:03 (seven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/yBNb3Zz.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/PF5b2EC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hZYRh9R.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 8 September 2023 14:42 (seven months ago) link