Hypothetical Scenario: In the Life of Chris Gaines? Possible innovation that failed?

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http://blog.lightintheattic.net/?p=6892

The legend lives on.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/remembering-chris-gaines-garth-brooks-sex-addicted-90s-alter-ego

Fornucopia

I'd like to take this opportunity to do my part to ensure the legend of Trisha Yearwood's Garth's Breakfast Bowl also lives on:

Ingredients
2 tablespoons butter
8 large eggs
One 16-ounce bag frozen hash browns or Tater Tots, thawed
1 pound pork sausage
1 pound bacon
One 9-ounce package cheese and roasted garlic tortellini
10 ounces sharp Cheddar, grated (about 2 1/2 cups)

Directions
1. In a large skillet, melt the butter and scramble the eggs.
2. In a separate large skillet, cook the hash browns according to package directions.
3. In a third skillet, break up the sausage with a wooden spoon and cook until browned. Remove with a slotted spoon and transfer to a bowl. Cook the bacon in the same skillet until crispy, drain on paper towels, tear into pieces and set aside.
4. Cook the tortellini according to the package directions. Layer a large bowl with hash browns, sausage, bacon, tortellini, eggs and cheese, and serve!

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/trisha-yearwood/garths-breakfast-bowl-recipe-2109796

best possible thing a man can eat if he plans on being addicted to sex for the rest of the day

Hark!

If there's a better reason to hold on till 2021 than the potential return of Chris Gaines (as teased by Garth to @MelindaNew_man), I haven't heard it. https://t.co/3cqK4eEHky pic.twitter.com/lOWmVRfaO3

— Andrew Unterberger (@AUgetoffmygold) October 13, 2020

It appears that Garth Brooks has reached some kind of existential quarantine milestone, because the musician has revealed that he’s reissuing the Gaines album—with bonus material. NEW CHRIS GAINES SONGS. FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO HEAR. Brooks broke the news on his Facebook series Inside Studio G, where he said the album will be released “in every format you can possibly imagine,” adding, “You’re going to have Chris Gaines stuff nobody’s ever heard before either. I love that project, so I’m excited.”

There's all this mythology around this phenomenon, it was just an elaborate excuse for him making a non-country record.

Feeling regrets for killing the Chris Gaines thread with my brutal takedown.

You horrid person

33 1/3 book incoming:

https://333sound.com/announcing-the-newest-33-1-3s/