The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

the oz reports kogan to open physical store location, forgets date

ha

Shit thanku for the reminder, I'm forever falling for shit on ziss day.

http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2013/04/ten-board-sacks-new-ceo-gina-rinehart-takes-charge.html

best

jeez i never realised peugeot t*** was so popular

they were pretty good t*** tbf

Malcolm looks like he's about to cry

standing next to Mr Rabbit announcing their braodband plan

poor bastard

megalol at all the F0x Sp0rts branding behind them

I'm beyond furious about the Lib's broadband "plan", knowing full well Murdoch is the one driving the cunts.

And all they have to say is "ours will cost less!" and every idiot in the world will go "oh ok I'll vote for that!" because no one understands. Even tho the same ppl would whine all day long about how telstra never come out and fix their phone/they cant get ADSL2 where they are/why are we paying so much for data/god my internet is slow/gee I'd like to telecommute from home ALL OF WHICH THIS WOULD FUCKING FIX.

*ahem*. Sore point in my industry, obv.

fair enough

obv the nbn threatens foxtel and that's why murdoch has been lobbying so hard

you'd think they'd try and be less obvious than to do the press conference from Fox Sports studio with a Fox Sports feed and Fox Sports logos still on wall-sized screens behind them

unless Malcolm's playing a long game

far out

that is actually unbelievable

imagine if gillard had done that 'NO MARRIAGE EQUALITY' thing with acl logos everywhere

nothing is unbelievable

Not when its NewsCorp/Fox, no.

ANd yes that is the deal. IPTV is something Murdoch sees as Enemy #1 I imagine. I mean whod bother with PayTV if it all came down a nice fat internet pipe without ads?

tbf they are gonna need to save $30bn on this boardband plan because that's what it's gonna cost to upkeep the copper for the next few years

also Tony Abott has said he'll withdraw Federal funding from public transport because he is a myopic cunt that can't see out the window of his local office upon the smouldering trainwreck that is public transport in Sydney

Yeah for Vic he wants to not fund the already approved regional rail and Metro tunnel projects bcz "lol feds dont fund rail stupid!" even tho Infrastructure Aus then said "er yes we have plenty of times actually just sayin". But he'll support an east-west road link that hasnt even had any studies/budget done yet? WTF.

dozy fuck

What will be the slowest under an Abbott Government?

a) The internets
b) The commute to work
c) Barnaby Joyce using his new abacus

d) the 21st century

so what you're saying is i can't even move to aus now either, arah fuck ye

An Irishman moving to Australia? That's a good one, mate.

like everything else i'm late to the game

if population samples are anything to go by you already live in st kilda like 500 times

sadly there are zero darraghs up here in qld, i had to go all the way to dublin for the pleasure of his company.

why have smh/the age suddenly started scrutinisng the lnp, are they trying to whip up some intrigue about the election.

probably because there are policy announcements, finally

it's v much appreciated, the bother and all that xps

Johnny Rotten still Johnny Rotten, people shocked.

if population samples are anything to go by you already live in st kilda like 500 times

LOL I have noticed the increase in Paddyfication here of late.

it's insane at the beach

(the number of irishers, not the quality)

Mad dogs and EnglishIrishmen go out in the midday sun.

you only spot us because we're the purple ones

D'yer all come to St Kilda because of "Secret Life of Us", rite

nah we'll move anywhere with a solid catholic name

St Kilda, patron saint of "well she pissed me off so I killed 'er"

... get coat etc

St Kilda, Patron Saint of Footballers involved in Teenage Sex Scandals

see, that's the marketing that got us there in droves

patron saint of look mate these sleeve tats won't ink themselves

imn beginning to see how youse 'accidentally' voted in all these comedy racists tbh

pretty much

there's

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/61/25c55f289cdd469bb18517c6bf4a1531/l.jpg

and

http://www.flindersoutbackdaytours.com.au/images/Flinders%20Outback%20Landscape%20Web.JPG

:_;