truth bombs

Not everyone who writes for Vice is entirely terrible, some people just wanna get paid by dicks

― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Saturday, March 30, 2013 8:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL @ people who yell "hoax!" at everything for the pleasure of being right one time in ten

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, April 14, 2013 1:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gastro pubs & their $15 hamburgers are the greatest scam ever visited on the american ppl

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, April 22, 2013 10:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

word 2 dat

truth bombs, by j0rdan s.

was just talking to someone about how "gastropub" needs to be banished from the lexicon

shortly thereafter I went to a new "irish gastropub" for brunch. $15 breakfast burrito that I'm pretty sure had american cheese in it. Welcome to Forest Hills! But the saddest thing was, this place is an improvement on the current options.

i honestly like good, greasy dive bar burgers if done right way more than grassfed kobe beef w/tillamook cheddar & balsamic glase reduction sauce and shit

I accept all burgers

xp if you ask them to leave off the shit it really improves the taste

anything w/ a reduction on it can eat a dick

*except mcdonalds

i mean i've had great burgers at places like that, but ultimately it's like you have 2 burgers, 2 fries, an app, and a few microbrews and with tip you're all of a sudden shelling out like $75 for beer and burgers and you could have gone to an actual good restaruant

prefer to go to an old school pub w/dece beers and burgers that are half the price and are no messing around half pounders. it's sort of amazing how smaller burgers that taste not nearly as good can called "best in town" or w/e if you throw on some bleu cheese and pair it with whatever IPA is currently trending.

The "gastropub" I frequent sports good mussels and croquettes for about ten bucks each. Also: hot boys.

good muscles, then

gastropubes

Oiled breadbaskets

Also: hot boys.

took me a minute to realize this was not a kind of sandwich

says who

I left that one for the taking I guess

btw iatee mcdonald's taste good

you live in california there is no excuse to ever go to mcdonalds

sometimes a body wants something blander than in n out

does a body find hot boys at in n out?

def when i'm there

i have never tried an in n out hot boys sandwich

ill fuck w/ a $15 burger and fries

me too sometimes

complaining about gourmet hamburgers is just... i dunno... like using "latte-sipping" as a pejorative

my friend's restaurant sells this burger for like $12, they butcher the meat themselves, bake the buns, the fries are just the best thing ever, i am very happy that this gourmet burger exists because it is sensational

I've been to Burger Bar. My friend got a burger with a lobster tail on it.

now thats just silly

ill fuck w/ for a $15 burger and fries

srsly though, a local brunch place just charged me $15 for a breakfast burrito that had crappy sausage and american cheese (came with a mimosa but I don't like drinking at brunch, especially sweet stuff). Gourmet burger is a great deal comparatively. Charging $15 for something just because it's called "brunch" is way more annoying imo.

it's almost like we're discovering that price doesn't always reflect quality

i like food

this is so amazing. truth bomb after truth bomb. my new hero. god, those fucking news people on here make me want to go bust something up. dumbass idiots.

http://www.upworthy.com/every-war-on-drugs-myth-thoroughly-destroyed-by-a-retired-police-captain?g=3

people in treeships shouldn't pass torches

― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 2, 2013 2:54 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(yep I couldnt resist...)

middle aged is whatever twice my age is
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 8:01 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K406w8AzryM

yeah i was actually disappointed at mcdonald's line, it had been so oversold to me beforehand. i think part of it is usual internet overselling (the sort of thing that huffpo spoiler twitter thing eviscerates so easily), even here you have ppl posting mildly awkward photos to the 'so not gonna happen' thread trying (somehow simultaneously very hard and yet nowhere near hard enough) to strike gold again. where there's actual money involved it's only gonna be amplified. charles ramsey is the helmet to antoine dodson's nirvana, 'i like turtles' is the millennials 'smells like teen spirit'.

― balls, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I Love Death" more like

the reason that's not a t-bomb is that Helmet > Nirvanna

and a turtle's reading comprehension > yours

did you know you can get a freshly cooked egg on your biscuit sandwich at mcdonalds if you ask for a "round egg"? avoid the nasty pre-cooked scrambled egg patties!

p.s. mcmuffin & hashbrowns once every few years is a damn delicious treat.

a problem is that music is dumb and taste is dumb and no matter what your brain tells you there are certain sounds that are going to set something off in your big dumb pleasure center and there's nothing you can do about it

― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, May 17, 2013 2:35 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign

i dig kanye as national avatar so when he gets petulant and enraged and namechecks abuses of late capitalism like he's being frogmarched into a dystopian future by his own id it works fine for me

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, May 20, 2013 4:13 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sean, "too soon"-style jokes haven't drawn laughs in a very long time iirc. They are played out.

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 11, 2013 12:57 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Too late