I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

XD

no but it's really not necessarily true that it contains every possible number sequence just because it's infinite and non-repeating

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much in the same way that there's no reason to believe monkeys would eventually type shakespear. They could just wind up typing "kkkkkkkkk" forever.

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

racist monkeys

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"What do you think are your best and worst qualities?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a lasagna?"

― 誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:36 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"A lasagna doesn't ENJOY getting baked...if you know what I mean bro. L'chaim."

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:42 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

Hahaha

loooooool

omg yes

Tbf most ppl that use their religion in objectionable ways seem not to have studied the texts v closely neither

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, is there a more extreme 'death of the author' case than christ

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"hmmm, i dont remember the chapter about gay marriage, but shit, who knows, we were on tour the whole summer of 1bc and i gotta be honest i got paul to ghost write a lot of that stuff cos we were makin all our money from live gigs in those days anyway"

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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(on david brooks)

i think the nyt is just keeping him around now because it's rumored his head is filled with nougat and they're just waiting for the right moment to crack him open.

― Spectrum, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 9:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reduce men to walking hard-ons; remove from heat and fold in batter. Bake for 25 minutes at 375 and serve with creme fraiche

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahahha, no idea of the context there but that is some lovingly crafted phrasing.

wish he'd clarified what to do with the resultant paste, tho

smear it between two further hard-ons, I'm thinking?

naw dude there are some WACK burgers and cici's is gross but not THAT gross, you would eat a cici's pizza and be proud if someone brought one to a party or something

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok maybe not PROUD but

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

In 2012 it was announced that Goldstein and Daley would co-direct their script for the reboot to the 1983 comedy film National Lampoon's Vacation. The working title is National Lampoon's Theme Park Vacation. Ed Helms is slated to play the adult Rusty Griswold.
xp

― mizzell, Friday, April 5, 2013 12:55 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol sorry adult Michael Anthony Hall, someone lost your phone number

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 12:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and forgot your name

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:09 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

michael anthony hall is the college building built with a generous donation by van halen's bassist

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:10 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

wish he'd clarified what to do with the resultant paste, tho

I was actually reminded of "resultant paste" last night when this tweet was featured on Jimmy Fallon:
https://twitter.com/JmullNY5/status/319678467362938880

war mongler

― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Saturday, April 6, 2013 6:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that like a ham burgler

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 6, 2013 7:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bomble bomble

― I, rrational (mh), Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you beat me to it

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HtNnjAoL93U/TcLe8iqv0yI/AAAAAAAAAa8/BUPksy55AWk/s1600/roger_ebert_gene_siskel.jpg

So I don't get it. Where's Grant Hart?

― pplains, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

oh shit

hahahahaha

keep swinging for those excelsiors

― dylannn, Sunday, April 7, 2013 10:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had to do a GIS to "get" that joke :/

lololol at pplains

brad paisley: so like i get that the confederate flag is offensive to black people and i'm sympathetic but also i'm proud of where i'm from but i don't want to offend you but we have to realize we can't change the past so i guess just deal with it?
ll cool j: ok i'm going to do the world's worst rap now

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 8, 2013 8:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care if you're black, white, paisley

― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, April 8, 2013 3:00 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

has elvis costello commented yet?

― NI, Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's released a spoken word album, jazz quartet recording, and synth pop album in the last hour.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:49 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and bought three more hats

― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:50 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Looks Like Rain" is such a gorgeous tune but enjoyment of it decreases depending on how audible the lyrics are

Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love
And guess from their cries you were listening to a fight
Well you know, hate's just the last thing they're thinking of
They're only trying to make it through the night

no dude. It's that the male cat has barbs on his penis. their cries are not cries of pleasure you hippie fuck

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

haha

And I'm sad I wont get to see nostalgic and sentimental accounts about the hijinks of the tumblr itelligentsia in 2089. "It was a golden age."

― But I'm having so much foehn! (Michael White), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 3:42 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It was a golden age. RT if you agree!!"

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 3:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Your father and I were actually sat at computers for the great gay marriage RT of 2013."

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 3:43 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda surprised the manics haven't weighed in yet.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:16 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no need for fat jokes

― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:20 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frankly Mr. Hanky

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bigmouth Shites Again

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Poop

― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hand in Arse

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Remove Bookmark from Cemetery Gates

― caek, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm changing my religious status to 'non-practicing juggalo'

― 乒乓, Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a drone thread?!

― ciderpress, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:21 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait nvm i knew about that thread

― ciderpress, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:21 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tried reading that thread once but it just went on and on

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:29 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^take it to the groan thread imo

― c21m50nm3x1c4n (wins), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:30 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

this reminds me of my noise side project called I'M REALLY A COP. instead of performing I just send cops to the house.

― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 7:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ some cop

if they had just fucking looked at your stage plot

this reminds me of my noise side project called I'M REALLY A COP. instead of performing I just send cops to the house.

LOL what thread is this from.

it's on 77 ::waits to see who's really a mod::

ooooh you're gonna get it

ut oh!

60 days

RIP OFF YOUR PARRTS

the cop is calling from inside the thread

hey can someone put me on 77 since their are laffs to be had there apparently

x2