Misdirected emails

Nice misdirected email, Nancy.

Hi Anky
Ek het die nodige bespreekings dokumente vir jou aangeheg.
Die bespreeking is geldig tot Woensdag 3 April 2013 om 14:00.
Groete
Eunee dos Santos
Crocuta Reservations
www.crocutagamelodge.com
booki✧✧✧@crocutagamelo✧✧✧.c✧✧
082 899 1596

Graduates of St Engelbert class of 1957

We are meeting for lunch at PIetro's restaurant on Saturday, April 20th at 11:30 the restaurant
Is located at 3801 Watson road (314) 545 9263. Please call me (314) 631 9158 or e-mail
me be April 13th if you can attend so I can make a reservation.

Looking forward to seeing you
Janet Buss Sullivan

Sent from my iPad

Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me.

a person asking for comedy email forwards

100% Baby!! Woohoo!! Go Team!!

I didn't know if he sent the paper to everyone… so see professors comments below…

Excellent analysis and summation MBA Allstars! Michael was definitely unprepared for the
cultural differences, was impatient and rude with no cultural sensitivity. Basically,6
months of relationship building was quickly destroyed. The cultural context of the negotiation significantly influences the
amount and type of preparation for bargaining, the emphasis on task versus
interpersonal relationships, the tactics used, etc. Americans are known around
the world for their impatience and their desire to be liked. Astute negotiators
often turn these characteristics to their advantage. Americans try to persuade
by relying on facts and appealing to logic. They make small concessions early
in the negotiation to establish a relationship, and usually reciprocate
opponent’s concessions. Americans treat deadlines as very important. One study
looked at verbal and nonverbal negotiation tactics exhibited by Americans and
Japanese. Japanese on average said “No” five times for the nine times Americans
did. The Japanese displayed more than five periods of silence lasting longer
than ten seconds during the 30-minute sessions.
Americans averaged 3.5 such periods. The Japanese and Americans interrupted
their opponent about the same number of times. Finally, the Japanese and the
Americans had no physical contact with their opponents during negotiations
except for handshaking. 100%

-Courtney
484.222.9191 cell

feel like responding, "Michael had it coming."

ha do

I had some law related ones but I lack your email address

misdirected eaumaille

it...was? (or do i seem like an mba student somehow)

I just did the most minor of google-sleuthing and found myself reading Courtney's Twitter and Facebook pages and then felt like a real creep :/

i made it to her linkedin. (guess i should have omitted the name here?)

"I have a diverse and adventerous professional background ranging from Public Relations to Real Estate to Theatre and Dance. This professional journey has led me to understand my strengths and passions in a unique way. I am most effective in roles where my creativity and natural curiousity can be maximized through efficient processes and detailed goal setting."

sorry, courtney.

well, that is no longer a googlewhack

arghh. bad message board etiquette. i have some abstract guilt about it...

it's cool, don't fuss

Every spring since at least 2009:

Your TurboTax Order Confirmation

Dear JENNIFER C@RN35,

Thank you for choosing TurboTax as your tax preparation solution. We appreciate your business! A summary of your charges is listed below.

And every year I let TurboTax know that I am not Jennifer Carneasada, but nobody cares.

Hi Parents,
This is a test run to see if you are getting this message.

It is a reminder of Wed. April 10 @ 6:00 in the high school library parent meeting.

It has been great getting to know all the new players and seeing the returning athletes.

Our match for April 11 with Charleviox has been cancelled due to the winter weather. That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan.

Hope to see you tomorrow.
Coach Julie

I sit by the emailbox each day, hoping that ex-cop sends me another note:

I seem to have misplaced my new leather D-ring radio holder somewhere here or at Ashland.  If anyone locates it, please put it in my mailbox. 
 
Thanks,

Someone signed up to Pandora with my email y'day. Sadly it didnt send me any login details.

That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan. Should come with a trigger warning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate that song so much

Team,

This poster was presented at the recent SAWC conference in Denver. It is a bit complicated, but to summarize it, it proves Keratinocyte migration along the Microcurrents that Procellera generates. It is superior to all other dressings and the buzz it generated was very loud.

As we gear up for market domination, I encourage everyone to share one or two success stories with the team. I have many, but one of the most amazing is an obese patient that had an open diabetic ulcer on her ankle. She had multiple comorbidities and the surgeon thought that the next option was amputation. He tried Procellera on the wound and within four weeks it had closed and it has remained closed for two months. This surgeon now uses it for every post-op knee, hip and shoulder. It is truly an amazing product.

I am also going to forward on testimonial from a clinic in Arizona.

Jeff

Hi John,

We've been getting a lot of spam lately and would appreciate it if you could filter the following words from [[localnewssource]].com:

Levitra, Erectile, Viagra, Cialis, impotence, penis, penile

Please confirm.

Thanks,
A*****

today in misdirected emails (in addition to everyone using my email address as a 'fake' verification address or whatever): somebody's dick.

Lucky you.

Aunt Margaret has moved up?/out of our group. Now we have Uncle Bob.

Not much will likely change however Bob I believe has a stronger technical background which should be good.

Are you staying dry? Be careful with the fireworks.

Michael

Today someone sent me four iphone walkthrough videos of an awful-looking house somewhere in the us. Apparently he thought he was sending them to his wife?

From: Gumtree Australia <nore✧✧✧@gumt✧✧✧.c✧✧.a✧>
Subject: Copy of your reply to ad "river boat gambler pinball machine"

apparently my enquiry was:

Message:
Just wondering if u still have pinball machine

he still has the pinball machine

	Subject: 	HAY THIS YOUR GRANDAUTER ARIEL CXXXXX!!!!!!I MISS YOU AND I WISH I CAN SEE YOU BUT I DONT KNOW.SO IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL THAT WOULD BE A GREAT 1!!!SO CALL ME AT 520-XXX-XXXX

	Subject: 	HEY THIS IS AUDREY I ALSO WANTED TOTEXT YOU THIS IS CORYS DAUTER
 I MIS YOU AND I LOVE YOU I WANT TO SEE YOU I CANT WAIT TILL MY B-DAY YOUR IN VITED IF 
YOU WANT TO COME SO IF YOU GET THI TEXST THAT WOULD BE GREAT SO CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS TEXST

If it's not obvious, these are the subject lines.

Happy Birthday from everyone at our office! We love having you as one of our patients and hope you have a great day!

Sincerely,
Midwest Dental

if america adopted icelandic naming conventions she would be AUDREY CORYSDAUTER

I edited the name the first time, thinking her name was Ariel Corys. Now I realize she was just letting Grampa know which of his kids she belonged to.

lawl

I emailing you regarding the Omega watch that you dropped off at Swatch Group today for a diagnostic.

As discussed your watch will have to be shipped to Switzerland for an estimate. Attached you can find our receipt indicating the conditions of your watch upon receipt and the charge for shipping.

If you would like to go ahead please sign the attached receipt and return it to us via fax or email to my attention or that of our customer service coordinator, Joanne Wilson.

Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

Best regards,

thats directed at your future aspirational self

Pleasant,

Thank you for your time on the phone. Americlad is a nationally recognized leader in the architectural metal fabrication market with a long history of supporting the glass, glazing and curtain wall community. We also carry a line of anodized aluminum flat sheet. We are currently stocking .040, .063, .080 and .125 in clear, dark bronze champagne, medium bronze and black. Orders that are in by noon ship the same day. We are also a Reynobond composite distributer and carry inventory on select items. Below is my contact information and website. www.americlad.com If you have any questions, or something that I might be able to assist you with, please don’t hesitate to give me a call.

I look forward to talking to you soon!

Brad Backlin

mark me down for two sheets of .063 dark bronze champagne and please have goldman sachs pick up the tab

Im loving the idea there is a curtain wall community out there.

I dont even know what a curtain wall is. But now I want one.

I had to go to the website to wrap my head around what he's talking about, and even then it still took a moment or two.

http://i.minus.com/ibquNZBo7vCNVy.jpg

right on

lawl

to get misdirected sms i can only assume u have a cosmic affinity for random missives

i don't think i ever got a wrong number to my mobile in the uk, but it seems to happen about once a week here. maybe numbers are re-used more?