I had to break it to you, but your mother-in-law smokes weed
― Moodles, Friday, 29 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
:(
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
cool painting of bloody tampons, willie nelson
― max, Friday, 29 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601346_4800031638406_167857056_n.jpg
good luck boycotting the muppets, losers
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
i was gonna be a homophobe but i just love red lobster too much
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
I should make Facebook bingo cards and use this thread as the caller
― joygoat, Friday, 29 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
oreos gotta be the deal breaaker for any homophobe
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
From the Ron Paul-loving Jesus hippie who's selling essential oils and using them on her infants:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/885318_553457678008962_2031885484_o.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 29 March 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
flame retard ants
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 March 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
get em while theyre hot
on the other hand your children wont catch a fire
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
brb gettin brominated
― gila free (electricsound), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
tbh all of those drinks make me feel like I have consumed flame retardant
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
i mean who really wants to catch fire, makes u think
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
Hurting there's some definite History at play btwn trams activists and mainstream GLB activism, including conflicts over ENDA language, and beef with the HRC specifically, so some of those posts may have been a bit less ludicrous than MONSANTO!!!1
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, March 29, 2013 12:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ok, I don't profess to be the most knowledgable person about all of that, but I'm not sure I understand how striking down DOMA and/or Prop 8 would in any way conflict with broader and more inclusive goals regarding transgender issues, non-standard families, etc.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/479894_555369451190249_1050781943_n.jpg
― s.clover, Saturday, 30 March 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
some ppl in the lgbtq community take issue w/ marriage equality being positioned as the civil rights issue of our time when, for instance, lgbtq ppl still face legal employment discrimination in almost half of the US (including the second most populous state, texas). for many it's not an argument about "pfft squares *eyeroll*" but about apportionment of activist resources, time, and attention. the fact that the facebook meme came from the HRC especially rankles because the HRC is seen by many as mainly representing the concerns of wealthy white gay cismen (as seen in the ENDA controversy). (should also point out that marriage equality advocates also have legitimate complaints w/ the HRC—for instance, they did little to combat prop 8.)
― 1staethyr, Saturday, 30 March 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
^^ basically this
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 30 March 2013 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562611_498450300212474_317416466_n.jpg
― 君ちゃん (clouds), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
lord
― Heyman (crüt), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
rumored to kill brain cells
actually makes you super fn high
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
fucken evangelical stoners = the worst
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
you've got a friend in weedsus
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
if you enjoy getting high gfy but don't try and kid yrself it's a health benefit
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Read that as if you enjoy getting high go fuck yourself
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
fights cancer
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
xp yeah i realised after i posted that good for you wasn't the only reading of those letters
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
gives super powers
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
makes ilx more interesting
Huh
One case reported that a man who consumed two to four liters of a soda containing BVO on a daily basis experienced memory loss, tremors, fatigue, loss of muscle coordination, headache, and ptosis of the right eyelid, as well as elevated serum chloride.
― Je55e, Saturday, 30 March 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
two to four liters
jesus
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
Not to defend BVO (I generally avoid it but that's mostly because I haven't bothered to look into the claims, which let's face it are probably hippie bullshit), but I feel like there's probably something more than BVO contributing to that man's ill health.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 30 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/733834_10200822046575032_1378555743_zps916d46bd.jpg
frankly this is just depressing
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
cool manta ray
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
lol at the B-2 just chilling with jets
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
hooray for nuclear armageddon!
― Neil S, Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
coming soon to a facebook near you...
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/quotations
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_louis.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_vonnegut.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_henson.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_tyson.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_lincoln.jpg
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Sunday, 31 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
Who is a fat noneck? Let theoatmealtell you.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Sunday, 31 March 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
- Hey Louis CK, exactly what is your definition of 'miracle'? Because I'm sure real miracles would do a bit better than a shitty fucking phone.- Vonnegut, I love you, but have you ever laughed until you puked? No? Well, that's a lot messier than tears.- Henson. Get better friends.- Eh, you know what, I like this one. Particularly if this dude promised to actually do that to all my enemies.- Cats are fucking great, but I'm not sure that the leader of the 'civilised' world should really be all "let's pretend we're kitties, mreowww".
― emil.y, Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
if i ever met the oatmeal guy irl i would jsut start barfing everywhere and hopefully he would drown from all the barf i'm barfing on him
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
also fuck off, use the whole goddamn quote
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward — and since I can start thinking and striving again that much sooner.
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
love barfing
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
*barfs*
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
no one should be allowed to use that Louis CK bit without including the part where he's all "and I'm that asshole who complains"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
found it
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526851_10151562502172090_1099943098_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 March 2013 07:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGhP5IoCcAEcvj5.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
btw, it was posted with the comment "Supporting are brave troops"
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
I like to imagine these people sitting at home with some Facebook version of jaymc.xls, "I can't believe it, 1.38% of people posted it!"
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
a soldier does not 'carry on' after their arm is blown off good lord.
― balls, Sunday, 31 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link