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King James Version
Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe.

Proposed Conservative Translation
Then Jesus snapped at him, "Unless you people see miracles and signs, you will never believe."

Huh...I thought conservatives thought using anything other than the KJV was heretical.

Conservative terms, expressing conservative insights, originate at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than liberal terms. Conservative triumph over liberalism is thus inevitable.

Either this really is the longest long-con troll of all time, or these people are insect-eggs-in-the-brain crazy.

The site is heavily populated by trolls, there's some discussion up thread about it

plus the mentally ill

I like how that 'conservative words' thing more or less follows an exponential curve, as if in the future we will hit a CONSERVATIVE WORD SINGULARITY and every word ever created will be more and more conservative.

re: the Chicago Bulls thing, I'm trying to figure out what "public" is doing in the sentence. Is the author advocating public ownership over privatized commodification that LeBron stands for?

he's saying that the success of the bulls is an example of the "best of the public," which is Schlafly's term for the wisdom and grit of the common man winning out over liberal academia.

Sounds like Commie talk to me!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Mystery:Did_a_Fake_Fidel_Castro_Meet_the_Pope%3F

Statistically LeBron doesn't measure up to the media hype about him, and he has won only one NBA title after joining a team with the best players. The bottom line is that the media declared him long ago to be the best, and is sticking to their story with an absurd amount of promotion.--Andy Schlafly 12:54, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

who is the tebow of the nba?

LeBron James is known best for never winning a scoring title, despite having strong athletic skills. He reportedly has the play-making ability and athleticism of guard in a power forward's build. In his 2012-13 season, Lebron averaged 26.8 points per game, 8 rebounds per game, and 7.2 assists per game while shooting 56.5 points from the field and 40.6 points from 3, all while leading his team to the best record in the NBA (66 wins) and the second longest winning streak in NBA history with a 27 game run. But if he's so difficult to defend, then why doesn't he score more points?

who is the tebow of the nba?

AC Green?

AC Green was good though

spencer hawes

Jeremy Lin

but of course no one is as bad as Tebow lol

Ha, Lin is actually a pretty good call.

Hansbrough

I wish Schlafly posted about sports every day:

Completely unseeded players have won grand slam women's tennis titles (singles) roughly 10% of the time since 2007. In light of how many players are seeded, that casts doubt on the ability of experts to predict the winner.

And on the men's side, the winner is not from the top two seeds often enough, which likewise casts doubt on the expert opinions.--Andy Schlafly 00:15, 2 July 2013 (EDT)

25% of the entered players winning 90% of the time is pretty good

Schlafly sez that Murray lost to Federer in the final last year because atheist Britain didn't pray hard enough

Another bust of a Hollywood movie: $150 million loss for "Lone Ranger." [17] The public doesn't want liberal claptrap.

"Atlas Shrugged"
Budget:$8,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend:$1,686,347 (USA) (15 April 2011)

$6.3 million loss. The public doesn't want conservative claptrap.

god lone ranger was basically inconvenient truth 2 eh

conservapedia otm

Tom Brady — has relatively weak throwing strength, which makes him less effective when there is a good pass rush that forces him to throw while moving. But the media over-promote Brady because he says so little of religious value.

LOL

If liberals really thought Fidel were still alive, then why aren't they calling for Obama to meet him???--Andy Schlafly 12:44, 17 August 2013 (EDT)

Brady requires almost perfect pass protection (from players like Logan Mankins and Matt Light) in order to do well, because his throwing arm is relatively weak and he can only pass well when stationary and upright. When the opponent has a strong pass rush, as the Giants and Ravens do, then Brady underachieves. The addition of the pro-life Tim Tebow to the Patriots in 2013 gives the coach the option to switch to a passer who can perform better under pressure and allows the Patriots to utilize the popular spread offense against archaic, liberal teams like the New York Jets.

If liberals really thought Fidel were still alive, then why aren't they calling for Obama to meet him???--Andy Schlafly 12:44, 17 August 2013 (EDT)

the logic is unassailable

Matt, you should be contributing to this particular topic of the RationalWiki

Conservapedia proven right, again: "7.2 Magnitude Earthquake Rocks The Philippines." [9] Liberal denial refuses to admit that big earthquakes are increasing, and it's not caused by global warming.

I'm lost in double negs, there.

Donald George Bradman (27 August 1908 - 25 February 2001) was an Australian cricketer who is an overrated sports star. His greatest success came during the tour of England in 1930 when he made scores of 8, 131, 254, 1, 334, 14 and 232. The series aggregate of 974 is the highest ever achieved. He retired from cricket in 1948 with a Test average of 99.94 (more than 30 runs higher than other great batsman) and with 29 centuries in just 52 Tests. In 1949 he was knighted for his services to cricket and in 2000 was selected as one of five Wisden Cricketers of the Century, getting 100 votes out of 100. Bradman used an unusual batting technique and had difficult relationships with his team-mates. He never truly mastered batting on sticky wickets.

and there was that series when Larwood and Voce bowled 100mph bouncers at his head the whole time and he only averaged 57 or so lol

Sachin Tendulkar - The lamestream media, especially in India, treat him almost as a god but he went for over a year without scoring a century in international cricket matches and he isn't ranked among the top ten batsmen. Faced tricky questions about avoiding import tax on a Ferrari sports car.

Conservapedia, your trusted source for non-lamestream cricket fact.

nice that there's somewhere else dedicated to opposing the sinister Indian plot to control cricket history and it's not just my Dad

maybe yr dad is a Conservapedia editor

if you'd seen him struggle to get into his own Facebook account you'd appreciate why i just lolled at work

Would've thought Conservapedia would be on the side of the tax avoider myself

heh

Lamestream science, like the lamestream media, is characterized by senseless reversion to atheistic or liberal theories rather than genuinely considering and publicizing the truth. A style of lamestream science is to ignore and deny every new piece of evidence that disproves the atheistic or liberal theory. Another style of lamestream science is the outright dismissal of any scientific insight that is based on the Bible.
Examples of lamestream science

1. The liberal atheistic theory of Darwinian Evolution
2. The theory of Relativity, several deep problems of this theory remain inadequately addressed in the science community.
3. Global warming a proven liberal hoax even under its liberal euphemistic nickname climate change.
4. Much of geophysics is distorted by liberals in order to preserve their belief in an old earth. A good example of this is radiometric dating which has been proven to be unreliable many times by Christian scientists.
5. Cosmology is also often distorted by liberals in order to provide counter-examples to creationism. For example, the evidence that the speed of light varied in the past is overlooked or dismissed by lamestream scientists because it does not fit their atheistic viewpoints.

http://conservapedia.com/images/c/c7/Chopping_down_evolutionary_belief.jpg

For example, the evidence that the speed of light varied in the past is overlooked or dismissed by lamestream scientists because it does not fit their atheistic viewpoints.

wait waht

i know i want to investigate this

it's a big thing with them, because the speed of light, if constant over time, is just game over for a young universe

i get why it's a thing for them, i am interested in exploring the evidence, please tell me it involves Moses or something