(the excuse of a coward)
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
sthg punny about a magician sawing him in half, the pain, the irony at stake as they are about to saw into their steaks but i am not punny/funny clearly this is the wrong thread for me lalala
― eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
"In conclusion, we can't recommend the soup."
― Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
enjoy the fugu.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
"a fitting tribute to a man who in life hated cooking but loved irony"
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
"the cremation will take place this afternoon, 450 degrees for 25 minutes"
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
"I'd like to welcome you all to our wake and bake."
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
"So much for our daily bread"
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
Roberto, those are both great. the second is more suited to the contest, i guess.
― s.clover, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
The second one sounds like a winner.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
So is your "Bake and Wake" one
― Mark G, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I like roberto's cremation one best so far. Wake and bake is funny but not the right style for the contest.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
"And so we pay our last respects to a great leader, Fidel Gastro. Reagan had Reaganomics, Fidel had Gastroenteritis."
― Grampsy, Friday, 29 March 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago) link
On that tip:
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... that's molecular gastronomy for you."
― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Friday, 29 March 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Unfortunately it seems we've taken the concept of a 'roast' to literally..."
― FINNISH HIM! Tuomas wins... (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2013 09:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I dipped my balls in the soup."
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 29 March 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g9f7Irx.jpg
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"I'M EGGCITED TO BE BACON THERAPY EGGAIN"
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"The problem is I came first."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"I hope these sessions won't consist of you cracking a series of yolks."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
"Doctor Doctor I feel like I'm cracking up.""Don't worry, I've had rasher thoughts than that."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Help me doctor, I have this compulsion to write 'Victoria Roberts' on the carpet every time I walk into a room."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
"I know we're better off without them, but I miss the Wakey twins so much."
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
"I contain a living being, but you are merely the end of a tasty dynasty"
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I know I'm the one being analyzed here, but wearing shoes when you don't have feet seems like serious pedis envy to me."
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm an egg and you're a rasher of bacon! This is a totally unrealistic scenario! The cartoonist must be completely fucking mad!"
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Is this couch made from fried bread? It's really uncomfortable."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
"Should I take my top off now, Mr. Cameron?"
BTW hate VR, I probably like Ros Chast better.
― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
"To be quite honest, all I really want is some countertransference."
― Assurance T. Rex, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
"A feather quill? Really?"
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Aha! I knew that William Shakespeare was really just an alias of Francis Bacon!"
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
"After the spontaneous abortion I've always felt like I've been carrying my baby with me."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"It feels like my soul is pecking at my shell, yearning to be rid of these mortal trappings."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
"I was told you were the one to see to help me with my fear of frying pans."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
"my last therapist was a vienna sausage but he had some weird ideas about my mom."
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't care whether someone is white, brown or green; mixing with ham is an abomination against God."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't think I have daddy-issues just because I look at cocks on the internet."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
this is a terrible cartoon"That's when I realized I don't need to be put together again, I need to get in touch with who I am""There's got to be more to life than just breakfast""It all started back when I was a chicken"
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
"My wife thinks I take things over easy."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I doubt I'll ever get laid again."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ winner
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
the key here is that the egg is HAPPY about something
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
laid is v good
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
"sometimes i think there must be more to life than just being eaten"
― abanana, Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
"i keep having this recurring dream where i'm the only one without hollandaise sauce"
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
"I think we're making progress, I'm definitely coming out of my shell"
― Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm afraid if I let myself open up, I'll get burned. By the way, I can't stop laughing at your suit - it makes you look like a slice of bacon."
― Josefa, Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
from the naked boardroom contest, I actually really like one of the nominees:
"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
"It's such a relief to be part of a complete breakfast."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link