The Kinds of Roths That There Are
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
A reality show called America's Next False Messiah where would-be prophets compete for followers
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
^ i love that one
― la noche de la vaca (latebloomer), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
a band called The Crew Seders
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 April 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
BTO-sampling rap song in the style of early-to-mid-90s Snoop Dogg, titled "Takin' Care of Shiznits".
― how's life, Monday, 1 April 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link
soulsearch.com, an evangelical christian search engine that honors the lord EVERY day
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
variable frequency electrical grid to try to put an end to dogmatic thinking
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 4 April 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
Scarlet and blue reclining chair called a Barça Lounger
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
NPR call-in show about clock repair questions called Tick Talk
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
i lold
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahah
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
so many of these are excellent ideas
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
based on a misread headline, I came up with the idea that Apple should design a "smart" home/landline phone.
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
econ and finance pickup lines:
"Have you ever heard of the tulip craze? Cause your two lips drive me crazy"
― ALE HOOS aka the steinfiller (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
a terius nash cover band in a sabbath/lizzy mode called "axe mariah"
― goole, Thursday, 18 April 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
Larp/sca-oriented paramore cover titled "chivalry business"
― how's life, Friday, 19 April 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 14, 2013 10:49 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgflip.com/13lz5.gif
― mackleless (latebloomer), Friday, 19 April 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
fantasy sex league
10-12 participants draft a set of personality traits, settings, music, sex moves, etc. for example, if you have the first round pick you might select the most charming/sexy partner, but later in the draft you're biting yourself because the only soundtrack left is smash mouth's "walking on the sun". or you just use up an early pick on great abs, but you're dismayed when later in the draft you realize that you have to select a knee (?!?) and the only knee left is completely fucked up, like backwards with the bone sticking out.
anyway, when the draft is over, the resulting combinations for each participants are rendered and displayed in a manner that kind of looks like this - http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html - only it's sex instead.
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
podcast about interesting stuff in the world of video games, but for a non-gamer audience, called Mashing The Buttons
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
Would listen; disqualified
― ljubljana, Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, that's a genuine good idea! Lock down the domain name now IMO.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
later in the draft you realize that you have to select a knee (?!?) and the only knee left is completely fucked up, like backwards with the bone sticking out.
― H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
use of the following phrase for a monster slam dunk over defenders: "OH! HARDEN TAKES IT TO THE TERRORISTS ON THEIR HOME TURF!"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
a planned parenthood t-shirt that reads "if life begins at conception, you've been celebrating the wrong birthday your whole life"
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
my friend is a statehouse lobbyist for PP and she's due in September. they've thought about making a shirt with an arrow pointing down and a caption "I was planned"
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
i have a friend who worked for planned parenthood and i got two designs that were quickly taken off their website when they made and vetoed themone is "I <3 WOMEN" which i have repeatedly been told is homophobicthe other is a green shirt that reads "kiss me, i'm pro-choice"
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link
nice!
― how's life, Thursday, 25 April 2013 08:10 (ten years ago) link
album of Coil covers done in an acoustic Jack Johnson/fratboy style, called 'Musick To Play In The Park'
― congo nattefrost (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:37 (ten years ago) link
cld also be called 'fratology'
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 26 April 2013 07:52 (ten years ago) link
become a world-famous action movie star, on par with stallone or schwarzenneger. but insist on being uncredited in every single movie i'm in. i'd be the most mysterious movie star ever.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
start a conspiracy theory rumor that Dzhokhar is actually pronounced "Joker", creating a suspcicious link to the Aurora shooting
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
a greek food truck called "A Gyro Ain't Nothin But A Sandwich"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
Elvis Was a Gyro to Most...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
omg
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link
the pun holy grail is to come up with a (preferably good) pun that has zero google search hits. that one only brought up six, which is pretty good:
https://www.google.com/#safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=%22a+gyro+ain%27t+nothin+but+a+sandwich%22&oq=%22a+gyro+ain%27t+nothin+but+a+sandwich%22&gs_l=hp.3...391.5890.0.6593.36.26.0.0.0.0.1281.8605.1j11j4j3j2j0j3j1.25.0...0.0...1c.1.11.psy-ab.aCCANuXs-0A&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45645796,d.dmQ&fp=be07d9f0c6d0727a&biw=1134&bih=583
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
an album called "Double Pedals to the Metal"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
implies both metal double-bass drumming and pressing the brake and gas all the way down at the same time
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
The Bagel Chips Meshugganah Bagel -- a new bagel product modeled on the Doritos Locos Taco
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
An edgy rival to Top Gear hosted by 5i55ym4nwh0r3 called Autofellatio.
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Sunday, 5 May 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link
"Jonathon" -- a marathon reading of Jonathan Safran Foer, Jonathan Lethem, Jonathan Franzen and Jonathan Ames
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
a shorthand ilx code system appended to the end of your display name that explains to people why you're being insufferable; longtime users will take your actions with a grain of salt and random googlers will be none the wiser
</3 = recent serious breakupRIP = recent death of family member/friendOD = "on deadline"UTW = "under the weather"USA = "American"TO2MT = "Trolled One Too Many Times", trigger happyILX LIFER = More than ten years on the board, believes everything is permissible given longevity
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
had never heard of that. no bad idea goes unrealized i suppose.
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
An Encyclopedia Brown-themed coffee house named "Mugs Beany"
― how's life, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
yes
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 May 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
Million dollar idea.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link
(Though I was always more of an Einstein Anderson fan myself.)
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 May 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
declare myself a sovereign citizen and refuse to pay property taxes, put up my own flag in the front yard
commission pitbull to write a national anthem for my nation
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
dale
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
that's a mr. show sketch, except with bob odenkirk doing the national anthem instead of pitbull
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link