why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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yeah but it's classic "privileged person assures you they're not privileged" drivel, as much as i read of it anyhoo

don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

it is, but the more self-effacing she seems, the more i dislike her, which i think is also an issue of mine.

eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

stopped reading that beauty privilege article when she referred to hugo schwyzer as a "respected feminist writer"

1staethyr, Thursday, 28 March 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

well it's not totally untrue unfortunately

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

Being hit on by “entitled” men; being harassed on the street; not being taken seriously in the workplace or in interpersonal relationships; being sexually harassed in the work place; losing female friends to jealousy (I have literally had friends “break up” with me because they thought I was too pretty); being treated badly by men and women who project that they think I’m too good for them or that I’m “all that;” older men think they own me; older women think I’m going to steal their husbands; “nice guys” are intimidated by me; boyfriends who decided that nit picking my appearance would keep me from getting a big head; and a wide spanning spectrum of sexual objectification.

lord

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

because none of those things happen to plain janes, no sir, not ever. those frumps don't know how good they have it, do they?

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

no hoopla, just some implied nudity, nbd

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Why is Ke$ha so confused about Monsanto?

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

im sure whoever posted that macro was vigorously attempting to debate 'the monsanto protection act' before it passed. also probably thinks theres something called 'the monsanto protection act'. smart people.

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Hello, I am Clarence Thomas. My face stinks like a butt. And it looks like a butt. And I am a stupid butt. I have devil horns and a mustache and a badly drawn dick pointed at my mouth.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

Hello, I am Clarence Thomas. My face stinks like a butt.

loooollllll

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

i love you AP

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

im sure whoever posted that macro was vigorously attempting to debate 'the monsanto protection act' before it passed. also probably thinks theres something called 'the monsanto protection act'. smart people.

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't even find a very clear explanation of what this legislation is, but it sounds like it just prevents the courts from stopping the USDA from doing what it already does? Ultimately I'm just not that scared of GE foods so w/e.

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.salon.com/2013/03/27/how_the_monsanto_protection_act_snuck_into_law/

its pretty shitty but its temporary and was a trick so

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2fW8HlR.jpg

SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

gtfo god never promised that

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

It's in the apocrypha somewhere.

SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

corners of the world is a figure of speech meaning everywhere FYI SIGN MAKER

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Somebody must have typed that into Word, printed it out, stuck it on a pinboard, taken a photo of it and uploaded it onto their computer and finally onto facebook.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

why is it printed on three pieces of paper is the big question

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

um sign maker are u calling out God

HAY GOD THIS SIGN MAKER WANTS TO BEEF WITH YOU

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

god's going to beat that guy's ass

Spectrum, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

what if the sign maker...is God??

don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

It kind of makes sense that god's printer is designed to print on fortune cookie sized paper.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the two fortune cookie papers in his hand...

Newgod.css (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

I'm in favor of genetically modified foods, drones, and otherkin.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the three . . . <gust of wind blows one out of his hand> . . . two fortune cookie papers in his hand...

nickn, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

lool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

ha

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

its almost like you have to actively work to make stuff that gets reposted on facebook look as shitty as it does

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

'the new 'gang' way of rape'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

"obedient wives" ??

billstevejim, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Staples Singers, you're on notice. DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE ANYONE ANYWHERE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

The incident is getting worse.

Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

also like the use of "for" instead of "because" for some old-skool literary flair

chilli, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

missing the comma, didn't pay enough attention in class during the segment on FANBOYS

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

The shitty look acts like catnip for those who repost ironically.

Aimless, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Sheriff's Department Warning FAMILY PLEASE READ!

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

**Please DO NOT IGNORE!

Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

family please read?
ladies and guys?

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

Women leaving the house for any reason! If anyone talks to you, take them to the police station! Unless a police officer talks to you, then you're fucked!

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

literally!

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

if u see a crying child driving around w/o headlights u r in a gang now and you have to rape someone plz forward

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

if a cryeing child offers you a piece of bubbleyum DO NOT EAT IT it is full of spider eggs

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

the spiders will get into your brain and then a ghost will murder your family, please RT

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link


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