ILM's Now For Something Completely Different... 70s Album Poll Results! Top 100 Countdown! (Part 2)

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Did you own this Tom D?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

nothing? anyone? everyone just assumed this would be top 50 as it's in all top 50s of the 70s?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

I've got it but I don't think it's that good, overrated

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

did your sister have it in the 70s or did you hear it later?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

47. BLACK SABBATH Master of Reality (2993 Ponts, 19 Votes, 1 #1)
RYM: #5 for 1971 , #60 overall | Acclaimed: #992 | RS: #298

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As an increasingly regretful spearhead of the great Grand Funk switch, in which critics redefined GFR as a 1971 good old-fashioned rock and roll band even though I've never met a critic (myself included) who actually played the records, I feel entitled to put this in its place. Grand Funk is like an American white blues band of three years ago--dull. Black Sabbath is English--dull and decadent. I don't care how many rebels and incipient groovies are buying. I don't even care if the band members believe in their own Christian/satanist/liberal murk. This is a dim-witted, amoral exploitation. C- -- R. Christgau

The second-generation rock audience (that is, those who went steady to "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" and got serious with Highway 62 Revisited) suffer mightily wrestling with the phenomenon represented by Grank Funk and Black Sabbath. If nothing else, though, both Funk and Sabbath are for all their monotony at least supremely consistent — as opposed to schtick collectors with no personal vision like Deep Purple. And since when is monotony so taboo in rock & roll, anyway? Rock has been — some of the best of it too in large part monotonous from the beginning, hypnotically so, as rightwingers would say. As far apart as they are, Black Sabbath is only slightly more monotonous than James Taylor or Joni Mitchell, and any Stooges or MC5 fan who disdains Black Sabbath is just bigoted.

The thing is that, like all the best rock & rollers since the Pleistocene era, Black Sabbath (and Grand Funk) have a vision that informs their music with unity and direction and makes their simple structures more than they might seem. Grand Funk's vision is one of universal brotherhood (as when they have spoken of taking their millions to the White House with a list of demands), but Black Sabbath's, until Master of Reality anyway, has concentrated relentlessly on the self-immolating underside of all the beatific Let's Get Together platitudes of the counter culture.

Their first album found them still locked lyrically into the initial Spiritualist-Satanic hype and was filled out mostly with jamming, while Paranoid reflected that theme only, in the great line in "War Pigs": "Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses." The rest of the album dealt mostly with social anomie in general, from the title track's picture of total disjuncture (rendered with authentic power too) to "Iron Man's" picture of an unloved Golem in a hostile world, the stark picture of ultimate needle-freak breakdown painted in the philippic "Hand of Doom," and finally the unique "Fairies Wear Boots": "I went walkin' late last night Suddenly I got a fright/I looked in the window, was surprised what I saw/Fairies in boots dancin' with the broads!"

Not all of this, incidentally, was rendered in La Brea sinks of lugubrious bass blasts — several of the songs had high wailing solos and interesting changes of tempo, and "Paranoid" really moved. If you took the trouble to listen to the album all the way through.

Master of Reality both extends and modifies the trends on Paranoid. It has fewer songs, if you discount the two short instrumental interludes, but it is not that the songs are longer than the first record — the album is shorter. The sound, with a couple of exceptions, has evolved little if at all. The thick, plodding, almost arrhythmic steel wool curtains of sound the group is celebrated and reviled for only appear in their classical state of excruciating slowness on two tracks, "Sweet Leaf" and "Lord of This World," and both break into driving jams that are well worth the wait. Which itself is no problem once you stop thinking about how bored you are and just let it filter down your innards like a good bottle of Romilar. Rock & roll has always been noise, and Black Sabbath have boiled that noise to its resinous essence. Did you expect bones to be anything else but rigid?

The rest of the songs, while not exactly lilting, have all the drive and frenzy you could wish for in this day and age. Thematically the group has mellowed a bit, and although the morbidity still shines rankly in almost every song, the group seems to have taken its popularity and position seriously enough to begin offering some answers to the dark cul-de-sacs of Paranoid. "Sweet Leaf," for instance, shows that Black Sabbath have the balls to write a song celebrating grass this late date, and the double entendre, if you can even call it that, is much less tortuous than it would have been in 1966, with an added touch of salvation from grosser potions: "My life was empty forever on a down/Until you took me, showed me around ... Straight people don't know what you're about..."

Unfortunately, the religious virus also rears its zealot head, in "After Forever," which is a great Yardbirds-type arrangement nevertheless and despite its drubbing us over the head with "God is the only way to love" it does have the great line "Would you like to see the Pope on the end of a rope?"

And besides, isn't all this Christian folderol just the flip side of the Luciferian creed they commenced with and look back on balefully in "Lord of This World"? And for those of us, like me, who prefer the secular side of Black Sabbath, there's "Solitude," a ballad as lovely as any out of England in the last year (with flute yet), and "Children of the Grave": with "Revolution in their minds the children start to march Against the world they have to live in Oh! The hate that's in their hearts They're tired of being pushed around and told just what to do. They'll fight the world until they've won and love comes flowing through."

I'm not saying that either that or the arrangement it's set in is the new "My Generation," but it is a rocking, churning addition to the long line of defiant, self-affirmative and certainly a little defensive songs that goes right back to the earliest whap and wail of rock 'n' roll. It's naive, simplistic, repetitive, absolute doggerel — but in the tradition. Chuck Berry sang in more repressed times. "Don't bother us, leave us 'lone/Anyway we almost grown." The Who stuttered "hope I die before I get old," but the MC5 wanted to "Kick Out the Jams" or at least escape on a "Starship," and Black Sabbath have picked up the addled, quasi-politicized desperation of growing up in these times exactly where they left off: "Freedom fighters sent out to the sun Escape from brainwashed minds and pollution/Leave the earth to all its sin and hate/Find another world where freedom waits."

The question now is not whether we can accept lines as obvious and juvenile as that from a rock & roll record. They should be as palatable to anyone with a memory as the stereotypic two-and three-chord structures of the songs. The only criterion is excitement, and Black Sabbath's got it. The real question is whether Black Sabbath can grow and evolve, as a band like the MC5 has, so that there is a bit more variation in their sound from album to album. And that's a question this group hasn't answered yet. – Lester Bangs, RS

Constructed from pure throbbing guitar gone bad, a righteous wrecking ball that seems to just spill bass, drums and vocals out in some dense, effluent birthing, Master Of Reality is a masterpiece beyond words and beyond compare with other music. An expulsion of glorious thick power, this definitive Sab statement wallows in primordial energy, simply cocooning itself under heavier and heavier blankets of the earth's crust. The most decisive and deafening of the original four heavy metal records, above IN Rock, above the band's own Paranoid, and way aboe URiah Heep, Master Of Reality is a relentless and pulveriziing mountain of power chords, in essence the original model for future torch-bearers Trouble, and the last thing Sabbath would ever really need to say to turn rock on its broken neck forever. .. 9/10 -- M. Popoff

Admittedly, it’s a cruel, heartless question to ask, and yet, can there be any doubt as to the answer? Could anything ever top Master of Reality? I ask the question mostly because I want to see if anyone sticks up for Vol. 4, which, apart from “Changes,” is about as flawless as an album can get. With the recent terrible news of Tony Iommi‘s lymphoma diagnosis, I think we’re due for a good time. So let’s have some fun.

Earliest Black Sabbath was nothing if not a coalescing of various elements into a cohesive whole.  A kind of cultural distillation, ground down and remade into the singular most formative basis of doom — the album Black Sabbath. Only months later in 1970, they released Paranoid and refined the darkness of the first record, adding range and sonic breadth. While the title-track became the band’s signature piece, “Electric Funeral” and “Fairies Wear Boots” grew into the anthems of a subculture within a subculture, and they remain so to this day.

However, every time I put on Master of Reality and listen to it straight through, with each successive track, I say to myself, “This is the heaviest shit ever made.” And each song proves the prior assessment wrong — yes, even “Solitude” — until finally, “Into the Void” offers clear and indisputable truth of riff. It is pure in its muck, and as perfect as stoner rock has ever gotten. The standard by which the genre is and should be measured: the heaviest shit ever made.

But what about Vol. 4? It seems to have an answer for every challenge Master of Reality throws at it. A “Snowblind” for “Sweet Leaf,” “Supernaut” for “Into the Void,” “Under the Sun/Every Day Comes and Goes” for “Lord of this World.” 1972 found Black Sabbath a more realized beast with a perfected heavy rock that seemed to already know the tropes of the metal genre it was shaping.

I could go on. I won’t. Is “Changes” enough to hold back Vol. 4 from standing up to Master of Reality? There are people who consider “Solitude” a misstep of similar magnitude. I leave it to you to decide in the comments.
You know the scenario. You can only pick one, so which is it? -- The Obelisk


review
[-] by Steve Huey

The shortest album of Black Sabbath's glory years, Master of Reality is also their most sonically influential work. Here Tony Iommi began to experiment with tuning his guitar down three half-steps to C#, producing a sound that was darker, deeper, and sludgier than anything they'd yet committed to record. (This trick was still being copied 25 years later by every metal band looking to push the limits of heaviness, from trendy nu-metallers to Swedish deathsters.) Much more than that, Master of Reality essentially created multiple metal subgenres all by itself, laying the sonic foundations for doom, stoner and sludge metal, all in the space of just over half an hour. Classic opener "Sweet Leaf" certainly ranks as a defining stoner metal song, making its drug references far more overt (and adoring) than the preceding album's "Fairies Wear Boots." The album's other signature song, "Children of the Grave," is driven by a galloping rhythm that would later pop up on a slew of Iron Maiden tunes, among many others. Aside from "Sweet Leaf," much of Master of Reality finds the band displaying a stronger moral sense, in part an attempt to counteract the growing perception that they were Satanists. "Children of the Grave" posits a stark choice between love and nuclear annihilation, while "After Forever" philosophizes about death and the afterlife in an openly religious (but, of course, superficially morbid) fashion that offered a blueprint for the career of Christian doom band Trouble. And although the alternately sinister and jaunty "Lord of This World" is sung from Satan's point of view, he clearly doesn't think much of his own followers (and neither, by extension, does the band). It's all handled much like a horror movie with a clear moral message, for example The Exorcist. Past those four tracks, listeners get sharply contrasting tempos in the rumbling sci-fi tale "Into the Void," which shortens the distances between the multiple sections of the band's previous epics. And there's the core of the album -- all that's left is a couple of brief instrumental interludes, plus the quiet, brooding loneliness of "Solitude," a mostly textural piece that frames Osbourne's phased vocals with acoustic guitars and flutes. But, if a core of five songs seems slight for a classic album, it's also important to note that those five songs represent a nearly bottomless bag of tricks, many of which are still being imitated and explored decades later. If Paranoid has more widely known songs, the suffocating and oppressive Master of Reality was the Sabbath record that die-hard metalheads took most closely to heart.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

As an increasingly regretful spearhead of the great Grand Funk switch, in which critics redefined GFR as a 1971 good old-fashioned rock and roll band even though I've never met a critic (myself included) who actually played the records, I feel entitled to put this in its place. Grand Funk is like an American white blues band of three years ago--dull. Black Sabbath is English--dull and decadent. I don't care how many rebels and incipient groovies are buying. I don't even care if the band members believe in their own Christian/satanist/liberal murk. This is a dim-witted, amoral exploitation. C- -- R. Christgau

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

any Stooges or MC5 fan who disdains Black Sabbath is just bigoted.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

riiight

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

'Lord of This World' = unnecessarily, righteously rockin'.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

After buying and enjoying Rising in '95, I checked out some of Ono's old stuff. Some of it's unlistenable, but some certainly sounds groundbreaking. It's cool that she'd been re-evaluated and had the box set reissued and given some respect. OTOH, this high placing feels like some affirmative-action type voting going on. I'm all for giving women artists all due respect, but don't necessarily feel the need to compensate by overestimating something like Fly. But I'm sure many of the voters sincerely believe it's worthy, so, cool. Just please don't make me listen to that whole thing all at once ever again!

Fastnbulbous, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol at bangs calling anyone bigoted but is that line directed at marsh i wonder? interesting to see bangs change his mind about sabbath (he trashed their first album for rs), interesting also the grand funk linkage w/ the two reviews, maybe first documentation of pheonomenon of critics struggling w/ (and faking acceptance of) the music these kids coming up behind them like that they can't quite hear what the kids hear in this shit (bangs review of first bs even resorted to 'OUR GENERATION had cream, and this isn't even as good as that!' lording over). wonder if there's an alternate universe where some more cowbell friendly variaton of grunge forced the history writers to come to grips w/ grand funk and meanwhile sabbath languishes as a forgotten joke. doubtful though since sabbath were so so so much better than grand funk.

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Damn christian satanist liberals!

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

AG tryin to bait somebody into playing what I believe wd be termed in the patios of this site "cap'n save-a-xgau"?

xpost: Xgau liked Stooges & MC5

Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

I've always liked xgau's writing despite his opinions

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

wonder if xgau was more bored by the rmde satanism or the hippie vapors? suspect he could've gotten over both if the music were less plodding, dude didn't have any problems w/ beggars banquet.

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

I like "rendered in La Brea sinks of lugubrious bass blasts" and "just let it filter down your innards like a good bottle of Romilar"

wk, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Xgau would've liked Sabbath more if they weren't so damn SLOW

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

anyone who turns to crits primarily for opinions or judges them on the basis of how much they line up w/ their own is insecure and borderline illiterate imo.

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

46. WIRE Chairs Missing (3009 Points, 21 Votes)
RYM: #2 for 1978 , #197 overall | Acclaimed: #511 | Pitchfork: #33

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Wire were born at the dawn of punk, but they became the quintessential art band. In the three closing years of the 1970s, the English quartet had one of the greatest opening runs of any band, shifting to post-punk before punk began to go stale and forging three masterpieces in a creative furnace so hot it burned out by the end of 1980. Those albums-- Pink Flag,Chairs Missing, and 154-- still sound remarkably fresh, and have been re-mastered and reissued with their original vinyl tracklistings, both individually and as part of a five-disc set, 1977>1979, that also includes live performances recorded in London (in 1977) and New York (1978).

Pink Flag was a fractured snapshot of punk alternately collapsing in on itself and exploding into song-fragment shrapnel. The record's minimalist approach means the band spends only as much time as needed on each song-- five of them are over in less than a minute, while a further nine don't make it past two. It's clear you're not getting a typical 1977 punk record from the opening seconds of "Reuters", an echoing bass line that quickly comes under attack by ringing but dissonant guitar chords. The tempo is arrested, lurching along to the climactic finale when Colin Newman, as the narrating correspondent, shouts "Looting! Burning!" and then holds out the lone syllable of "rape" twice over descending chords, which grind to a halt over chanting voices. It's all the bombast, tension, and release of a side-long prog opus in just three minutes.

As if to underscore that this isn't a predictable album, the next song, "Field Day For the Sundays", rages to a close in just 28 seconds. The band acknowledges the thin line between advertising jingles and pop songs on the 49-second instrumental "The Commercial", but also write a few genuinely hummable songs, like "Three Girl Rhumba", whose guitar part is actually more of a tango, and the more identifiably punk "Ex-Lion Tamer". "Strange," meanwhile, makes the mistake of sticking around, only to be eaten by spacey amp noise and quivering ambience-- a taste of things to come.

Wire immediately left the crunch of Pink Flag behind on Chairs Missing, 1978's great leap into even artier weirdness and Brian Eno-inspired ambient experiments. Producer Mike Thorne's synthesizers took a more key role, propelling songs into haunting soundscapes and downpours of noise. The funny thing is that, though a fairly major departure for the band, the album cloaks its curveball up front, beginning as Pink Flag did: With bassist Graham Lewis's nakedly produced pulse being attacked by guitars. "Practise Makes Perfect" seems almost cheekily named for the way it builds directly on the constant crescendo structure of "Reuters", except this time Newman's ragged vocal is met with interjections of derisive laughter and the final comedown leads into a bed of gently viscous synth.

That denouement foreshadows one of the album's most arresting tracks, the starkly minimal bass-and-electronics sculpture "Heartbeat", an openly beautiful piece of experimentation that morphs into a pop song without a chorus. The album as a whole is less purposefully fragmented than its predecessor, the songs more conventionally structured even as they veer in unexpected directions. The stunning centerpiece is "Mercy", which provides the basic blueprint for an absolute ton of tension/release post-rock. Over nearly six minutes, it storms through thunderous verses with Robert Gotobed's drums shuddering away underneath. Each new section leads to a nastier climax, culminating in a blazing guitar-and-drum conflagration.

On 1979's 154, named for the number of shows Wire had played to that point, the band moved further into the abstract. "On Returning", "The 15th", and "Two People in a Room" are concise, punchy songs that place the vocals up front, sometimes with two-part harmonies. The last of these is one of Wire's great, frenzied moments, with Newman's tortured vocals shouting down Bruce Gilbert's intravenous guitar riffs with crazed shouts of "My God, they're so gifted!" 154's centerpiece, "A Touching Display", out-apocalypses "Mercy"; it's a hellish soundscape that features Lewis' heavily distorted and processed bass fretting out a harrowing anti-melody. Despite the incredible highs, though, 154 is also the least consistent of Wire's first three albums, and a few of its experiments don't bear full fruit.

One of Wire's overlooked strengths was their ability to write a tremendous pop song, as exemplified by songs like "Mannequin", "Outdoor Miner", and "Map Ref. 41 Degrees N 93 Degrees W" (an open field in Iowa, by the way). Listen to the harmonized "ooh ooh"s on "Mannequin", the softly sung verses of "Outdoor Miner" (which was only prevented from chart success by a payola scandal), and the transcendently huge chorus of "Map Ref." indicate this was a band that could have made an entire career out of harmony-laden power pop.

As it stands, they didn't, and Wire famously quit a year after 154, claiming to have run out of ideas. Their subsequent reunions have put the lie to that notion, but you have to admire Wire's insistence on laying off when the inspiration doesn't feel right, even as the band's initial run remains an unassailable testament to its unquenchable creativity. -- Joe Tangari, Pitchfork

For better or worse, we here at Stylus, in all of our autocratic consumer-crit greed, are slaves to timeliness. A record over six months old is often discarded, deemed too old for publication, a relic in the internet age. That's why each week at Stylus, one writer takes a look at an album with the benefit of time. Whether it has been unjustly ignored, unfairly lauded, or misunderstood in some fundamental way, we aim with On Second Thought to provide a fresh look at albums that need it. 

I now find myself in the most bizarre of situations for writing—never before have I written something with absolute certainty that the artist I’m writing about will read it. And so it’s very odd. As I took notes on Chairs Missing I found myself wondering if my musical idol would read my review and… decide that everything I thought about the album was a load of shit. So why do I even bother now? What’s the point when my (albeit possibly pretty good) guesses on what the fuck this whole album is about could be absolutely wrong? 

Chairs Missing then, is a cheeky pop album, perhaps the first so-called "punk album" to revel in and roll around in its own ironies, to own up to the fact that it is essentially an anthemic pop album, marvellously catchy, providing a safe haven in song structures that are so familiar that they sound like the band is fucking with them… because they have to change. That’s what Chairs Missing sounds like, an album where the band has already hit that turmoil (that won’t happen again until The Ideal Copy) where creative tension results in a jagged, disorienting flow, and where lots of songs that sound like they’re about freezing to death or something or other are delivered with cartoonish question-and-answer glee. Disco sits next to a punk song that desperately, desperately tries to subvert its own stupid structure by… never ending… and all of it is predicated by a gloomy mood piece where drums turn into a wash over trickling guitars and descending bass and a chorus catchier than anything you've ever heard. 

At one point Colin Newman told Pink Flag producer Mike Thorne that he wanted him to play more keyboards on Chairs Missing. When Thorne declined, Newman said "we’ll just get that Brian Eno guy" - this is the sound of a band who realise that Pink Flag was only a Ramones rip-off and that, shark-like, they have to move to stay alive. As a result, some songs on this album almost hit six minutes and others hit only one minute; guitars chip away at each other and electric pianos run arpeggios underneath to foreshadow shoegazing. The first track samples laughing crowds and the last track ends in guitar overdrive. Punk tracks get bass pushed up front and guitars become less audible than snare raps and there’s a disco bonus track whose "beat" consists of saxophones and car horn samples; and of course, the prettiest song I’ve ever heard is about an insect who destroys crop fields. 

Coming out the other end with Mike Thorne in tow, Chairs Missing, to all intents and purposes, is the post-punk album, in the truest sense of the word. Every song contains the familiar, bare-bones punk structure, completely devoid of any sort of bridge. But somewhere along the line, production stepped up, leaving a wash of synthesizers all over the place (synthesizers! in a punk band! in 1978!), sucking up Graham Lewis’ watery bass, and tracking under nearly every guitar part for a wonderfully lush sound. "Heartbeat," "Used To," and "Men 2nd" all tone Colin Newman’s vocal down to a whisper, maybe a coo, fuck-all, this is the sound of change! Of a new urgency! and take out screeching "106 Beats That" guitar. 

Maybe this doesn’t sound so cool, but there’s a cosmic moment of transition that probably couldn’t be have been achieved earlier, between "12XU" and "I Am The Fly," where suddenly, it’s not about I got you in a corner motherfucker! can’t get out bitch! anymore, and it becomes I can spread more disease than the flea which nibbles away at your window display. There’s a sing-a-long chorus again, that’s for damn sure, but it’s not a rally to fuck the man, more to… annoy him? Where once laid roaring guitar there are now handclaps and multiple Bruce Gilbert and Newman guitars that sort of ebb into each other, like an accidental march. That… that this band, this incredibly vital four-piece who once made punk music are now making goofy, cheeky pop songs! 

Chairs Missing is bitingly sarcastic, which I guess was the cool thing to do in 1978, but never did these bands make fun of themselves! "From the Nursery," I bet, is about being strangled to death, or something horribly grim, dropping words like "molester," "amphibious," "violence," "Christmas," and more shit like that—but by the end of this sludge, this absolute thump, thump, move, Newman is hooting and hollering with Lewis repeating every other word like it’s a power-pop number, and I feel like dancing! "Mercy", featuring lyrics that allude to a "Reuters"-like chaos in a major city, marches along once again, but Lewis’ loopy bass pops up in what should be the climax, like a needle in the camel’s eye, blowing out all that wonderful tension. So fuck it! The song pointlessly goes on for another two minutes. 

We have a pop album then, pop being the lightest and darkest form of fun in the world. Where in "French Film Blurred" and "Outdoor Miner," Thorne collides 1977 with 1988. He adds vocal back-up loops, spinning guitars into a web of synths, and Newman plopping, into fairly sombre songs, wonderfully beautiful choruses to lift you up… and throw you into the mud again in the verse. God, "Outdoor Miner"added a piano solo on the single edit - EMI asked them to add another minute-and-half! To a radio pop song! Try taking this seriously. 

And Newman and Co. probably think that last sentence is absolute rubbish—thatChairs Missing is deadly serious. But I somehow doubt it. In the interview, he mentioned the possibility that when people listen to Wire, they ask themselves "that’s great - but what the fuck does it mean?" A possible answer is nothing. So when technology is used to rip a punk band away from their safe haven of one-minute thrashes in order to, still using punk as a core, create a wonderfully cheeky and sarcastic pop masterpiece, to almost unwillingly change - who knows what this means. But when the very next year, another English punk group released a double album that erased the word "punk" from their vocabulary and grabbed from every influence they had, too; and another English punk group released a socially charged dance album; and yet another English punk group whose first single was about orgasms put what they called "atmospheric synthesizers" on every track on their album - it’s hard not to see some sort of influence. 

How Chairs Missing still sounds new while A Bell Is A Cup sounds like it was made… in 1985… is one of life's great mysteries. I can hear Justine Frischmann pick out the synths taking place of guitars on "Used To" and writing The Menace, though. I can hear Kevin Shields trying to make seventeen overdubbed guitars and a ream of harmonised feedback sound like one guitar and a synthesizer. And I can certainly hear the very moment in "Marooned" where 154 picks up, saying goodbye to the second half of the word "post-punk" forever. 

For once, Wire made music that was about the details that took many, many listens to decipher, to hear every part of a wonderful sonic collage—but still sounded frustrated and catchy as ever. And that’s why in 2003, Chairs Missing is the greatest thing to ever crawl from the wreckage of "punk rock," and when I say wreckage, I mean it, and from the wreckage, it’s cobbled together to make a glorious mess. Fuck Magazine, fuck PiL, fuck Cabaret Voltaire. This is post-punk. -- Sam Bloch, Stylus

Chairs Missing revealed a dramatic leap in Wire’s abilities, and introduced synths, with producer Mike Thorne beginning to take an Eno-type role in the band’s progression. Their pop sensibility is briefly shown off on “Outdoor Miner,” but largely the songs are less accessible in achieving their unique visions. While most are riveting (the long, piledriving “Practice Makes Perfect,” the exquisitely understanded “Heartbeat,” the rocking “Sand In My Joints” and frenetic closer, “Too Late”), some of the cuts drag or even get annoying (“Mercy,” “I Am The Fly”). It’s a fascinating transition album from the band’s original incarnation of minimalist punks to proggy art rock. It’s a testament to the band’s art that each of their three albums have supporters as fan favorites. -- Fastnbulbous


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[-] by Steve Huey

Chairs Missing marks a partial retreat from Pink Flag's austere, bare-bones minimalism, although it still takes concentrated listening to dig out some of the melodies. Producer Mike Thorne's synth adds a Brian Eno-esque layer of atmospherics, and Wire itself seems more concerned with the sonic textures it can coax from its instruments; the tempos are slower, the arrangements employ more detail and sound effects, and the band allows itself to stretch out on a few songs. The results are a bit variable -- "Mercy," in particular, meanders for too long -- but compelling much more often than not. The album's clear high point is the statement of purpose "I Am the Fly," which employs an emphasis-shifting melody and guitar sounds that actually evoke the sound of the title insect. But that's not all by any means -- "Outdoor Miner" and "Used To" have a gentle lilt, while "Sand in My Joints" is a brief anthem worthy of Pink Flag, and the four-minute "Practice Makes Perfect" is the best result of the album's incorporation of odd electronic flavors. In general, the lyrics are darker than those on Pink Flag, even morbid at times; images of cold, drowning, pain, and suicide haunt the record, and the title itself is a reference to mental instability. The arty darkness of Chairs Missing, combined with the often icy-sounding synth/guitar arrangements, helps make the record a crucial landmark in the evolution of punk into post-punk and goth, as well as a testament to Wire's rapid development and inventiveness. [The original 1989 CD issue by Restless Retro features three bonus tracks: the fine non-LP single "A Question of Degree" and the B-sides "Go Ahead" and "Former Airline."]

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

I think anyone who reads rock criticism "for the writing" is pretty fuckin weird. Criticism is about the ideas and if you have fundamentally bad taste in music I have no interest in your ideas.
xp

wk, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Glad to see Kings Of Oblivion place well, Pink Fairies have def been one of my favorite finds of the poll. Raceway from that album just gets better every time I hear it, one of the best rock instrumentals. When's The Fun Begin is another stand-out for me too, got a really sour feel to it.

Eamon Dool Two (Mr Andy M), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

anyone who turns to crits is illiterate imo.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

make your own opinions, its not hard you dumb fuxx.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

xp Also the Kings Of Oblivion cover art is obv all-time classic.

Eamon Dool Two (Mr Andy M), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah agree w/ mvb, i think if sabbath had sounded in any way like chuck berry (ie rock n roll per xgau's definition) he wouldn't have minded the black masses and weed, zep's lyrics could get way sillier (if somehow at the same time maybe more sophisticated)(only way is up i guess) and they're usually at worst a speedbump for xgau. though to be fair he may not have realized just how many fucking tolkien refs are lurking in there, i know i wasn't until i saw the movies.

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

wk xgau's given almost all the records on this poll at worst a B, you really think almost all the records on this poll are shit? also ideas /= opinions. you can get insight into something you love from ppl who don't love that thing. yknow unless you're insecure and have poor reading comprehension skills.

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

re kiss :

Mark e is a fan (theres a lot on ilx)

a very recent one.
picked up the classic albums for £3 each in hmv clearout - i.e. up to and including 'love gun'
was very pleasantly surprised given i only had heard the shit that was 'crazy nights' before, so their early years of ruffed up glam excess was way better than i expected.

mark e, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

I think its the snark that twists the knife, not the score.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Xgau seems especially talented at pouring derision on the things fans of the album consider the best parts.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

yeah early kiss is better than you might think if still not really that great. i used to work w/ a guy who listened to kiss all the time but only post-unmasked kiss which blew my mind. it wasn't hell on earth, kiss dumb is a very specific wonderful kind of dumb and wow did they get dumb in the 80s, but there wasn't anything approaching the level of a 'detroit rock city' to be heard.

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

45. WISHBONE ASH Argus (3017 Points, 19 Votes, 1 #1)
RYM: #22 for 1972 , #531 overall

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If you dig: Jams, Heavy Prog, Classic Rock. Argus, a mystical concept album, anchored Wishbone Ash firmly in the map of British PRog Rock not only musically but also lyrically (sans the typical pretentiousness), when the subjects discussed are knights, kings and medieval battles. In certain aspects, even though musically it was obviously still very far from there, this album can be accounted for being the Prog Metal album in history.

"Time Was" and "Sometime World" are separated into several segments and are a real twin guitars treat. Side 2 is characterized by a medieval ambiance that very few bands managed to implement as well as Wishbone Ash has. There isn't even one weak track on Argus, which is a mandatory item in any serious Prog connoisseur's record collection. the immense artistic quality of the album, as opposed to what usually happened to the bands featured in the book, this time also stood in direct proportion in sales aspect: it peaked in the third place in the charts and even voted as Melody Maker's album of the year! And remember, this was 1972, a year so jam packed with amazing albums that this album-of-the-year title really says something. Loved it? Try: Dogfeet, Cargo, Flied Egg, Fontessa, Fragile. -- R. Chelled

Starting out with basic heavy blues and boogie rock on their self-titled debut Wishbone Ash (MCA, 1970), they incorporated more elements of prog and jazz on Pilgrimage (MCA, 1971), which yielded the classic “Jail Bait,” but overall felt a little subdued and suffered from their lack of strong vocals from bassist/vocalist Martin Turner. On Argus, they consolidated their strengths into some extended compositions that focused on their brilliantly groundbreaking twin lead guitar interplay that would soon influence Judas Priest, Thin Lizzy and later Iron Maiden. The genius Hipgnosis designed cover reflected on some of their medieval lyrical themes, and was prominently featured in my 1982 edition of the Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Rock. I wondered if they modeled Darth Vader’s helmet from that. I only heard the album for the first time less than 10 years ago, and loved it. Allmusic Guide wrote, “The release of 1973′s Wishbone Four reflected a greater maturity to the group, and was their first fully developed album, with songwriting that didn’t hide behind a progressive pose but luxuriated in the members’ folk music inclinations, without compromising the harder edge of their music.” I only wish that were the case, as it would be amazing if they could have surpassed Argus, but it wasn’t so. The second best summary of what made Wishbone Ash special is the Live Dates (MCA, 1973) double album. I’ve read that There’s The Rub (1974) is also really good, but I haven’t tracked it down yet. -- Fastnbulbous


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[-] by William Ruhlmann

If Wishbone Ash can be considered a group who dabbled in the main strains of early-'70s British rock without ever settling on one (were they a prog rock outfit like Yes, a space rock unit like Pink Floyd, a heavy metal ensemble like Led Zeppelin, or just a boogie band like Ten Years After?), the confusion compounded by their relative facelessness and the generic nature of their compositions, Argus, their third album, was the one on which they looked like they finally were going to forge their own unique amalgamation of all those styles into a sound of their own. The album boasted extended compositions, some of them ("Time Was," "Sometime World") actually medleys of different tunes, played with assurance and developing into imaginative explorations of new musical territory and group interaction. The lyrics touched on medieval themes ("The King Will Come," "Warrior") always popular with British rock bands, adding a majestic tone to the music, but it was the arrangements, with their twin lead guitar parts and open spaces for jamming, that made the songs work so well. Argus was a bigger hit in the U.K., where it reached the Top Five, than in the U.S., where it set up the commercial breakthrough enjoyed by the band's next album, Wishbone Four, but over the years it came to be seen as the quintessential Wishbone Ash recording, the one that best realized the group's complex vision.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

Xgau seems especially talented at pouring derision on the things fans of the album consider the best parts.

lol have you read his eagles review, the buildup to the turn is all giving them their due. he gave the first van halen a low grade (he changed his mind about them eventually) but 'this music belongs on an aircraft carrier' would've been such a great blurb for the ads.

balls, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

I meant to point out that aircraft carrier line sounded like a compliment to me!

I don't think anyone was saying they read reviews for the writing. However, good writing certainly helps to get the ideas across. But yeah, it's not necessarily the most important component of a review. Bangs sometimes tried too hard at writing something worthy and substantial, and lost track of the music (see Stooges Fun House review).

Fastnbulbous, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

wk xgau's given almost all the records on this poll at worst a B, you really think almost all the records on this poll are shit? also ideas /= opinions. you can get insight into something you love from ppl who don't love that thing. yknow unless you're insecure and have poor reading comprehension skills.

nah, probably more arrogance than insecurity. I don't care if somebody likes something I hate, but if somebody repeatedly dismisses music that I like then I start to question whether we listen for the same things. that's the charitable way to put it, deep inside I actually flag that person as somebody who doesn't know shit about music. I recognize that's my own problem, and I struggle with it from time to time in relation to friends.

and my personal experience is that I've never gotten any new insight on music from somebody whose tastes are so out of sync with my own. I've never read much xgau, but I've seen lots of his snippets posted on ilm and nothing has ever made me want to seek out more. and I am talking about ideas, not opinions (the letter grade).

wk, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

Argus!!! An amazing album I had thought might make it into the top 20....

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

What insights has anyone gained from Christgau's reviews of mainstream hard rock and prog albums? (I AM able to gain something from his writing on indie rock or electronica, for example.)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

christgau's dismissive style is fucking bullshit

^^^see what I did there

delete (imago), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

No insights other than that Dave Marsh was right when he characterized Xgau's attitude towards hard rock/metal as "bigoted."

Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

44. SEX PISTOLS Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols (3030 Points, 22 Votes, 1 #1)
RYM: #27 for 1977 , #879 overall | Acclaimed: #10 | RS: #41 | Pitchfork: #51

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Get this straight: no matter what the chicmongers want to believe, to call this band dangerous is more than a suave existentialist compliment. They mean no good. It won't do to pass off Rotten's hatred and disgust as role-playing--the gusto of the performance is too convincing. Which is why this is such an impressive record. The forbidden ideas from which Rotten makes songs take on undeniable truth value, whether one is sympathetic ("Holidays in the Sun" is a hysterically frightening vision of global economics) or filled with loathing ("Bodies," an indictment from which Rotten doesn't altogether exclude himself, is effectively anti-abortion, anti-woman, and anti-sex). These ideas must be dealt with, and can be expected to affect the way fans think and behave. The chief limitation on their power is the music, which can get heavy occasionally, but the only real question is how many American kids might feel the way Rotten does, and where he and they will go next. I wonder--but I also worry. A -- R. Christgau

Populated by such classics as "Anarchy in the UK," "God Save the Queen," "Pretty Vacant" and "No Feelings," Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols is an epiphany. Prototypical punk without compromise, it includes almost everything you need to hear by the Sex Pistols. Oddly, at the time of its release, the LP was a disappointment in light of sky-high expectations. Four of the tracks had already been released as singles; many others had circulated on well-known album-in-progress bootlegs, like Spunk. Now, of course, as the best recorded evidence of the Pistols' existence, it almost defies criticism. Paul Cook, Steve Jones, Johnny Rotten (Lydon) and Sid Vicious (plus Glen Matlock, the original musical architect and songwriter, who was sacked early on, allegedly for liking the Beatles but more practically for valuing pop over posing) combined to produce a unique moment in rock history and Bollocks is the evidence. -- Trouser Press

When the father-house burns...
Young men find blisters on their hearts.
-- Old Ukranian Proverb

If it's not clear to you now, it's going to be: the rock wars of the Seventies have begun, and the Sex Pistols, the most incendiary rock & roll band since the Rolling Stones and the Who, have just dropped the Big One on both the sociopolitical aridity of their native England and most of the music from which they and we were artistically and philosophically formed. While a majority of young Americans are probably going to misunderstand much of the no-survivors, not-even-us stance of the punk-rock New Wave anarchy in the U.K. (compared to which, the music of the Ramones sounds like it was invented by Walt Disney), none of us can ignore the movement's savage attack on such stars as the neoaristocratic and undeniably wealthy Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger, Elton John, et al., whose current music the Pistols view as a perfect example of jet-set corruption and an utter betrayal of the communal faith. It's obviously kill-the-father time in Great Britain, and, if this is nothing new (after all, Jimmy Porter, England's original Angry Young Man, spewed forth not unlike Johnny Rotten as far back as 1956 in John Osborne's Look Back in Anger), it certainly cuts much deeper now because conditions are unquestionably worse. And when one's main enemy is an oppressive mood of collective hopelessness, no one learns faster from experience than the would-be murderer of society, I suppose.

In a commercial sense, however, the Sex Pistols will probably destroy no one but themselves, but theirs is a holy or unholy war that isn't really going to be won or lost by statistics, slick guitar playing or smooth studio work. This band still takes rock & roll personally, as a matter of honor and necessity, and they play with an energy and conviction that is positively transcendent in its madness and fever. Their music isn't pretty — indeed, it often sounds like two subway trains crashing together under forty feet of mud, victims screaming — but it has an Ahab-versus-Moby Dick power that can shake you like no other music today can. It isn't particularly accessible either, but, hard to believe and maybe not true, record sales apparently don't mean much to the Pistols. (They never do when you don't have any.)
It seems to me that instead of exploiting the commercial potential of revolution, the Sex Pistols have chosen to explore its cultural possibilities. As Greil Marcus pointed out, they "have absorbed from reggae and the Rastas the idea of a culture that will make demands on those in power which no government could ever satisfy; a culture that will be exclusive, almost separatist, yet also messianic, apocalyptic and stoic, and that will ignore or smash any contradiction inherent in such a complexity of stances. — 'Anarchy in the U.K.' is, among other things, a white kid's 'War ina Babylon.'"

But before we make the Sex Pistols and their cohorts into fish-and-chips Zapatas, and long before sainthood has set in on Johnny Rotten, we should remember that this band has more on its mind than being a rock & roll centerpiece for enlightened liberal discussion. First of all, they're musicians, not philosophers, so they're probably more interested in making the best possible mythopoeic loud noise than they are in any logical, inverted political scripture. They're also haters, not lovers, a fact that may worry many Americans since the idea of revolution in this country is usually tinged with workers-unite sentimentality and the pie in the sky of some upcoming utopia. Johnny Rotten is no Martin Luther King or Pete Seeger — he's more like Bunuel or Celine. He looks at it all and sees right through it, himself included. While he's ranting at England ("a fascist regime") and the Queen ("She ain't no human being"), he doesn't exactly spare his own contingent: "We're so pretty, oh so pretty — we're vacant — and we don't care."

Musically, Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols is just about the most exciting rock & roll record of the Seventies. It's all speed, not nuance — drums like the My Lai massacre, bass throbbing like a diseased heart fifty beats past bursting point, guitars wielded by Jack the Ripper-and the songs all hit like amphetamines or the plague, depending on your point of view. Rotten's jabbing, gabbing vocals won't leave you alone. They either race like crazed, badly wounded soldiers through fields of fire so thick you can't tell the blood from the barrage, or they just stand there in front of you, like amputees in a veterans' hospital, asking where you keep the fresh piles of arms and legs.

Johnny Rotten may be confused, but he's got a right to be. He's flipped the love-hate coin so often that now it's flipping him. Overpowered by his own psychic dynamite, he stands in front of the mirror, "in love with myself, my beautiful self," and the result is "No Feelings." You say, "Holidays in the Sun," and he says, "I wanna go to the new Belsen." On "Bodies," he doesn't know whether he's against an abortion ("screaming bloody fucking mess") or whether he is one. Rotten seems to stroll right through the ego and into the id, and then kick the hell out of it. Talk to him about relationships and you get nowhere: "See my face, not a trace, no reality."

That said, no one should be frightened away from this album. "Anarchy in the U.K." and especially "God Save the Queen" are near-perfect rock & roll songs, classics in the way the Who's "My Generation" and the Rolling Stones' "Satisfaction" are. And, contrary to popular opinion, the Pistols do have a sense of humor. They're forever throwing out musical quotes, many of them outlandish (the beginning of "Pretty Vacant" echoes the Who's "Baba O'Riley," the chorus on "EMI" is a direct steal from Jonathan Richman's "Road Runner," and "New York" completely trashes the Dolls' "Looking for a Kiss"), from groups they obviously at least half admire. If Graham Parker can come away from a Sex Pistols concert saying it was just like seeing the Stones in their glorious early days, just how many contradictions are we talking about?

Those who view the Sex Pistols only in eve-of-destruction terms should remember that any theory of destruction as highfalutin as Rotten's also contains the seeds of freedom and even optimism. Anyone who cares enough to hate this much is probably not a nihilist, but — irony of ironies — a moralist and a romantic as well. I believe it when Johnny Rotten screams, "We mean it, man," in conjunction with destruction, but, in a way, his land's-end, "no future" political position is the most desperately poetic of all. We want to destroy everything, he says, and then see what's left. My guess is that he believes something will be. -- Paul Nelson, RS

In a decade of social unrest, the grey façade of 1970s Britain was crumbling under high unemployment and apathy. The entire country seemed in a state of cold turkey, the optimism of the 1960s a distant memory. Along came a kick in the balls, literal as well as titular.

As soon as the Pistols played their first gigs, their notoriety was in danger of surpassing the music. This was a feeling intensified by Jamie Reid's luminous cover. With its iconic logo and use of an expletive, stores refused to stock it and a court case came to pass (dismissed after Richard Branson called in a linguistics professor to testify to the non-obscene origins of the word). With style about to overshadow substance, the marching steps that introduce "Holidays In The Sun" were a venomous reminder that beneath the artwork was an album that was about to alter our perception of music, fashion, and generational attitudes.

There is the ferocity of "Bodies," with its abortion-based theme, and Steve Jones' simple but devastatingly effective riff on "Pretty Vacant," which gave hope to useless guitarists everywhere.

"Anarchy In The UK," of course, is the album's most famous rallying cry but "God Save The Queen" matches it all the way as an epicenter of anger. Johnny Rotten bends and sculpts every note into a vituperative, royalty-aimed arrow. Few moments from popular music can ever match Rotten's guttural cry of "no future for you." Years of misery for the nation's youth were encapsulated right there and then. -- Ali MacQueen, 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die,


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[-] by Steve Huey

While mostly accurate, dismissing Never Mind the Bollocks as merely a series of loud, ragged midtempo rockers with a harsh, grating vocalist and not much melody would be a terrible error. Already anthemic songs are rendered positively transcendent by Johnny Rotten's rabid, foaming delivery. His bitterly sarcastic attacks on pretentious affectation and the very foundations of British society were all carried out in the most confrontational, impolite manner possible. Most imitators of the Pistols' angry nihilism missed the point: underneath the shock tactics and theatrical negativity were social critiques carefully designed for maximum impact. Never Mind the Bollocks perfectly articulated the frustration, rage, and dissatisfaction of the British working class with the establishment, a spirit quick to translate itself to strictly rock & roll terms. the Pistols paved the way for countless other bands to make similarly rebellious statements, but arguably none were as daring or effective. It's easy to see how the band's roaring energy, overwhelmingly snotty attitude, and Rotten's furious ranting sparked a musical revolution, and those qualities haven't diminished one bit over time. Never Mind the Bollocks is simply one of the greatest, most inspiring rock records of all time.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

IMO the main point of music criticism is to introduce you to things you didn't know about but might like, as well as highlight problems or issues with the music you love that you should probably think about (being too slow is a dumb one though -- Xgau obviously not brilliant enough to envision the rise of doom metal), and finally - to make you think about music rather than just enjoy it on a visceral level. Good criticism hits these points IMO.

Many people enjoy not *thinking* about music, but I think it enriches the experience.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, Soft Machine's Third was my #2. very pleased it's made the top 50. wondrous exploration of what can be expressed through music. youth, sex, the cosmos, the unknown, the longing that can't be worded...

delete (imago), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

And here we go the -- the album that "invented" punk that was also carefully crafted and marketed like any other unit shifter...

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Argus, a mystical concept album, anchored Wishbone Ash firmly in the map of British PRog Rock...the subjects discussed are knights, kings and medieval battles.....these hobbitloving Limey tossers can fuck right off back to Narnia.. D- --R. Christgau

Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

No insights other than that Dave Marsh was right when he characterized Xgau's attitude towards hard rock/metal as "bigoted."

― Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat),

Agreed, especially since Xgau appreciated meat-head lyrics and repetitive riffs as long as they weren't clothed in denim and leather...

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

xgau is worried oh noes

Neil S, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

as well as highlight problems or issues with the music you love that you should probably think about

that's weird to me. never had that experience. I can't even comprehend how that would work other than maybe pointing out plagiarism or something. have you really reconsidered your opinion of music that you loved because of a writer?

wk, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha see the Christgau review of Wishbone does exactly what I described -- derides the aspects of the album the fans love the most, medieval/fantasy escapism...

But what is so wrong with loving a Hobbit???? Now that's being bigoted...

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

xp(s) I can't think of any specific examples wk, but I have definitely thought differently about albums when themes were explained via a critic that were ie. fascist, neo-nazi, sketchy in that way... I'm pretty dense in that way so sometimes it helps for a 2nd party to point that out to me.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

ah that makes sense. so not musical problems or issues, but problematic ideological stuff.

wk, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

43. LED ZEPPELIN Led Zeppelin IV (3070 Points, 20 Vots, 2 #1s)
RYM: #1 for 1971 , #13 overall | Acclaimed: #31 | RS: #66 | Pitchfork: #7

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More even than "Rock and Roll," which led me into the rest of the record (whose real title, as all adepts know, is signified by runes no Underwood can reproduce) months after I'd stupidly dismissed it, or "Stairway to Heaven," the platinum-plated album cut, I think the triumph here is "When the Levee Breaks." As if by sorcery, the quasi-parodic overstatement and oddly cerebral mood of Led Zep's blues recastings is at once transcended (that is, this really sounds like a blues), and apotheosized (that is, it has the grandeur of a symphonic crescendo) while John Bonham, as ham-handed as ever, pounds out a contrapuntal tattoo of heavy rhythm. As always, the band's medievalisms have their limits, but this is the definitive Led Zeppelin and hence heavy metal album. It proves that both are--or can be--very much a part of "Rock and Roll." A -- R. Christgau

It might seem a bit incongruous to say that Led Zeppelin -- a band never particularly known for its tendency to understate matters -- has produced an album which is remarkable for its low-keyed and tasteful subtely, but that's just the case here. The march of the dinosaurs that broke the ground for their first epic release has apparently vanished, taking along with it the splattering electronics of their second effort and the leaden acoustic moves that seemed to weigh down their third. What's been saved is the pumping adrenalin drive that held the key to such classics as "Communication Breakdown" and "Whole Lotta Love," the incredibly sharp and precise vocal dynamism of Robert Plant, and some of the tightest arranging and producing Jimmy Page has yet seen his way toward doing. If this thing with the semi-metaphysical title isn't quite their best to date, since the very chances that the others took meant they would visit some outrageous highs as well as some overbearing lows, it certainly comes off as their most consistently good.

One of the ways in which this is demonstrated is the sheer variety of the album: out of the eight cuts, there isn't one that steps on another's toes, that tries to do too much all at once. There are Olde English ballads ("The Ballad of Evermore" with a lovely performance by Sandy Denny), a kind of pseudo-blues just to keep in touch ("Four Sticks"), a pair of authentic Zepplinania ("Black Dog" and "Misty Mountain Hop"), some stuff that I might actually call shy and poetic if it didn't carry itself off so well ("Stairway to Heaven" and "Going To California"), and a couple of songs that when all is said and done, will probably be right up there in the gold-starred hierarchy of put 'em on and play 'em agains. The first, coyly titled "Rock And Roll," is the Zeppelin's slightly-late attempt at tribute to the mother of us all, but here it's definitely a case of better late than never. This sonuvabitch moves, with Plant musing vocally on how "It's been a long, lonely lonely time" since last he rock & rolled, the rhythm section soaring underneath. Page strides up to take a nice lead during the break, one of the all-too-few times he flashes his guitar prowess during the record, and its note-for-note simplicity says a lot for the ways in which he's come of age over the past couple of years.

The end of the album is saved for "When The Levee Breaks," strangely credited to all the members of the band plus Memphis Minnie, and it's a dazzler. Basing themselves around one honey of a chord progression, the group constructs an air of tunnel-long depth, full of stunning resolves and a majesty that sets up as a perfect climax. Led Zep have had a lot of imitators over the past few years, but it takes cuts like this to show that most of them have only picked up the style, lacking any real knowledge of the meat underneath.

Uh huh, they got it down all right. And since the latest issue of Cashbox noted that this 'un was a gold disc on its first day of release, I guess they're about to nicely keep it up. Not bad for a pack of Limey lemon squeezers. -- Lenny Kaye, RS

Some rock stars want to do folk. Some folk stars yearn to be rock 'n' rollers. Led Zeppelin seems to want both. So much for the schizoid nature of Led Zeppelin. The group's roots have always been in hard bluesy British rock, and on this LP there are several good examples of this -- the most outstanding is "When The Levee Breaks." But, as with the third album, they have spliced in some folky things and these provide a pleasant contrast. "Going To California" is a dreamlike acoustic piece which segues in and out of the echo chamber. Ex-Fairport Convention lead singer Sandy Denny shows up on "The Battle of Evermore" lending a shimmeringly beautiful voice to what is already a splendid selection. Then, for all the no-nonsense freaks out there, comes "Rock and Roll" -- three minutes and forty of the stuff of which livin' lovin' maids are made. If you don't mind shifting moods suddenly from the heavy to the soft, and vice versa, you should find this a relatively satisfying set. -- Ed Kelleher, Circus

Call it Led Zeppelin IV, since it carries no printed information on its cover, only a picture of a bent old gent bearing a great faggot of sticks. Inside are four arcane-looking symbols that, word has it, are ancient runes that Jimmy Page may have used to represent each of the four members of the group. But the real mystery here is that the old Zepp has become so good. The group finally has made its own brand of high-volume tastelessness into great rock, and not all of it is at high volume, either. Besides the flamboyant Page solos and the typical, heavily layered sounds of tunes such as "Rock and Roll," there are subtle instrumental effects (the dulcimer on "The Battle of Evermore," for example). With "Stairway to Heaven," the group ascends into the realm of seriousness -- getting into madrigals, yet, and quasi-poetry -- and does it without stumbling. -- Playboy

At long last Led Zeppelin have produced an album that is a near equivalent of their potential. Their third album was a complete disappointment as it was their first attempt at a somewhat softer sound. The new album seems to be what they were trying to come across with on Led Zeppelin III.

"Black Dog" opens side one in typical Zeppelin style and "The Battle of Evermore" is just another of their increasing songs with hints of J.R.R. Tolkein's three book novel, Lord of the Rings. Although untitled the "theme" seems to be "Stairway To Heaven" which relates directly to the inside cover -- the most fantastic and progressive song they have written. Side two is filled with a number of assorted rockers and an acoustic "Going to California." The album ends with the heavy blues beat of "When the Levee Breaks." If Led Zeppelin disappointed you then their new album will, without a doubt, fill that empty gap to the hilt. -- Woodling, Hit Parader

Responsible for at least two generations of bedroom air guitarists, Led Zeppelin's ...IV practically defined hard rock and heavy metal. It drew on folk music, the blues, rock 'n' roll, and even psychedelia. But make no mistake, ...IV was the also sound of a band grooming itself for stadium-level success.

Riff-driven cuts like "Black Dog" and "Rock And Roll" are augmented by more spiritual meditations like "Misty Mountain Hop" and "Going To California." "Stairway To Heaven" revealed the group's increased obsession with the occult, religion, and English mythology (rumors even emerged that playing the track backward would reveal Satanic messages). Jimmy Page's performance -- especially the two fiery solos on "Stairway To Heaven" (the most played song of all time on U.S. radio) -- would influence legions of rock groups to follow, including Aerosmith, Metallica, Guns N'Roses, and Tool.

The album's mystique was increased by its cover, which features no group name or album title (hence its alternative monickers, "Four Symbols" and "Zoso," a reference to the runic symbols displayed within).

That said ...IV does suffer, if only occasionally, from overblown pretensions. While its predecessor, the predominantly acoustic ...III, was a more humble affair,...IV shows Led Zeppelin at its most majestic and indulgent, and its grandiose sound would leave them open to ridicule. Within five years, heavy rock would be superceded by punk rock, which would sound the death knell for groups like Led Zeppelin. But that was all to come. Led Zeppelin IV reveals a group at the height of its powers -- and enjoying itself. -- Burhan Wazir, 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

Contrary to received wisdom, Led Zep didn't bastardize the blues: they aggrandized them, inflated them from porchside intimacy to awe-inspiring monumentalism. Detached from their contemporary context (in which they could only seem a fascistic, brutalised perversion of rock) we can now only gasp and gape at the sheer scale and mass of Zep's sound, never more momentous than on this LP - the megalithic priapism of "Black Dog", the slow-mo boogie avalanche of "When The Levee Breaks". But Zep were more than just heavy: both "Misty Mountain Hop" (slanted and enchanted acid-metal) and "Four Sticks" (a locked groove of voodoo-boogie) sound unlike anything recorded before or since. Perhaps because of this, er, eclectic experimentalism, Led Zep actually didn't have that much influence on HM, except for odd instances like Living Coloür's fusion-metal and Jane's Addiction's funked-up deluges of grandeur. -- Simon Reynolds, THE WIRE's THE HUNDRED BEST RECORDS OF ALL TIME


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[-] by Stephen Thomas Erlewine

Encompassing heavy metal, folk, pure rock & roll, and blues, Led Zeppelin's untitled fourth album is a monolithic record, defining not only Led Zeppelin but the sound and style of '70s hard rock. Expanding on the breakthroughs of III, Zeppelin fuse their majestic hard rock with a mystical, rural English folk that gives the record an epic scope. Even at its most basic -- the muscular, traditionalist "Rock and Roll" -- the album has a grand sense of drama, which is only deepened by Robert Plant's burgeoning obsession with mythology, religion, and the occult. Plant's mysticism comes to a head on the eerie folk ballad "The Battle of Evermore," a mandolin-driven song with haunting vocals from Sandy Denny, and on the epic "Stairway to Heaven." Of all of Zeppelin's songs, "Stairway to Heaven" is the most famous, and not unjustly. Building from a simple fingerpicked acoustic guitar to a storming torrent of guitar riffs and solos, it encapsulates the entire album in one song. Which, of course, isn't discounting the rest of the album. "Going to California" is the group's best folk song, and the rockers are endlessly inventive, whether it's the complex, multi-layered "Black Dog," the pounding hippie satire "Misty Mountain Hop," or the funky riffs of "Four Sticks." But the closer, "When the Levee Breaks," is the one song truly equal to "Stairway," helping give IV the feeling of an epic. An apocalyptic slice of urban blues, "When the Levee Breaks" is as forceful and frightening as Zeppelin ever got, and its seismic rhythms and layered dynamics illustrate why none of their imitators could ever equal them.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link


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