I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

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she shouldn't have gotten w/ either Stiller or Hawke.

she should've gotten w/ me lol.

pancakes and sizzurp (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

doily dress, crazy braless boobs. i laughed til I cried in the theater at that scene and I will love this movie forever.

winona wins 4 life

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

owned movie + soundtrack

best not to review the movie as an adult fwiw

purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

youuuuu saaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

Obviously none of you were 16 yr old white girls when this came out.

no, but hope springs eternal!

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

Interesting anecdote: when Borges went to school in Switzerland her teacher would pronounce his surname to rhyme with forge. Poor guy! At one point, people mispronounced my name, as well!

― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:57 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya that '2' is really throwing me too tbh

― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:03 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol i missed that the first time round

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

hate to give one up (been a dry run lately) but that was an xpost ;_;

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

DONT RUIN MY FUN

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

i just dont wanna lead anyone on at my age tbrr

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

a terrible man for the false lols

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Obviously none of you were 16 yr old white girls when this came out.

I was a 13 year old white girl when it came out, and I still thought it sucked.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

As a 12 year old white boy I thought "oh Winona Ryder"

Gukbe, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

3 years makes all the difference at that age.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

As a 12 year old white boy I thought "oh Winona Ryder"

― Gukbe, Tuesday, March 26, 2013 9:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is still basically all this movie has to offer IMHO

but i say this as a one-time 18 year old white boy who actually paid money to see this in the theater:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9N_5IgiDY7A/Tpwwm49NK8I/AAAAAAAAN3E/id9IPvQ9R2o/s320/lostsouls.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

I was such a nerd by that point I think I went to see it because it was Janusz Kaminski's directorial debut. And because of Winona Ryder.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

Are these all new ones, dodododo?

― Mark G, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What is wrong with you Mark, Jealous again? You are a disturbed person. You people are disturbed. It is like ganging up on Enya. She is so sweet and romantic. You must be very cold in the sack.

― dodododo, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:30 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

gone too soon

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

I wish that really had been Doddodo.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

OK new SN right there.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

My ex was mad into Doddodo, would not stop raving about her after a gig some years back

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

glumdalclitch

buzza, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

When [Gulliver] comes ashore, he is captured by a giant farmer, who perceives Gulliver only as an animal, a freak of nature resembling man-shaped mouse. He takes Gulliver home and gives him to his nine-year-old daughter, a child of average size in her land who nevertheless towers over Gulliver. She makes Gulliver her pet, creates a small travel case for him (a miniature bed-chamber in a box), and is amused to play with him as if he were a doll. Gulliver grows very fond of the girl, and gives her the pet name of Glumdalclitch, or "little nurse" in the Brobdingian language.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

3rd time you've posted my name buzza

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

i know, i thought it would be more

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago) link

RE: Spotify -

God, I miss ripping off Columbia House.
― pplains, Tuesday, March 26, 2013

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

3rd time you've posted my name buzza

― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and like beetlejuice you appear!

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

glumdalclitch was already here!

Drugs A. Money, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

jesusfootprints.jpg

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

that assumes you paid off the mortgage in the first place

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that you bought a place in the first place

― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no i bought a place in the second place

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the first place, I bought my second place on 3rd Pl.

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whos on ilx

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Big HOOS aka the placebuyer

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

loooolriffic

even this c snides against us (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

Just found out the headliners for this years Glasto. How do those headliners appeal to you?

― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*drones launched* Sorry, what?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

munching of foods in my ears etc etc (Eazy), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

they have the equity in their house. that is something that is worth money. just like other things that are worth money, like money.

― iatee, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why are you guys arguing with iatee about property

do you just enjoy the sensation of hitting your head against a wall

― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's one of the big reasons for buying a house

― iatee, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha awesome xpost

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

s.clover, Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't an xpost

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

well, then its not funny.

s.clover, Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

too late you excelsiored it

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

excelsior under review

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

probably going to just throw it back down to a lower court

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

What does your ILXor look like?

i rarely post anything here any more but that thread actually made me cry laughing

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

my name is peck. what pecks? birds peck. what is a bird? a dove. i, gregory peck, present "the dove"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 29, 2013 3:39 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

balls, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

a peck is a quarter of a bushel. what is less than a bushel? a bush. what is worth less in a bush than in your hand? a bird. a dove is a bird.

Aimless, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

go get intimate with yourselves and your old Lionel Ritchie records.

hello, it is me i'm looking for

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, March 30, 2013 1:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rocker, edgy, tight, bad boy, hip, stylish, flamboyant, unafraid (some dude), Saturday, 30 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

I expect that thread to get more excelsior as the afternoon wanes.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

What thread?

carl agatha, Saturday, 30 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

hall & oates

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile, from elder days:

--

my brother used to work at a movie theater and there was always a car in the parking lot with a variety of Queensryche-themed bumper stickers, my favorite being: GOT RYCHE? I used to occupy a lot of time trying to guess which coworker might possess the Rychemobile.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, December 16, 2002 8:15 PM (10 years ago)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

XD

no but it's really not necessarily true that it contains every possible number sequence just because it's infinite and non-repeating

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much in the same way that there's no reason to believe monkeys would eventually type shakespear. They could just wind up typing "kkkkkkkkk" forever.

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

racist monkeys

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"What do you think are your best and worst qualities?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a lasagna?"

― 誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:36 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"A lasagna doesn't ENJOY getting baked...if you know what I mean bro. L'chaim."

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:42 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link


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