Hunchback! Hunchback!
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
powerful, heartwarming story
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― delete (imago), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
MY mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell... anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment.
Weeds business is tough.
― Je55e, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Xso5hcFaL._SL500_SS500_.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
Related re: I Fucking Love Science - http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/us-news-blog/2013/mar/20/i-love-science-woman-facbook
See if you can guess what happened when ppl found out the scientist behind it is a woman.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 22 March 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
SCIENCE GIVES ME A FUCKING BONER
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 22 March 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
Gaze ye upon the face of SCIENCE:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg/220px-GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg
― Aimless, Friday, 22 March 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__f7TJa6zgu4/TGytgcJ9ndI/AAAAAAAAAxI/KzCH9iFLYpo/s320/dolby.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 05:48 (eleven years ago) link
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― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Friday, 22 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
or whatever
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, I am still back on the "I gave you my eye" story
like that poor saintly abused mom would never had said "SHUT YOUR EVIL LITTLE MOUTH BEFORE I TAKE MY EYE BACK" to that little shit
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Love means never saying "you bast"
― Mark G, Friday, 22 March 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
if she were a true saint she wouldve just constantly reminded him that she gave him her eye and never regretted it for a second as a matter of fact here take the other one its yours thats how much i love you
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
that eye story is oen of the most fucked up things ever
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
I refuse to believe the person who wrote that was over the age of 11.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
"as a mother, I couldn't bear to watch you grow up without a penis, so I gave you mine"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
The moral of the story: no woman, no eye
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Neil S, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
lol. Eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Have you ever seen a cornea story etc
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
Bob was a "pupil" of Jah IIRC.
― Neil S, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
Eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye
- Ozzy Osborn
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
If Eye Recall Correctly
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 March 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
A middling part of the nasty person meets saint and is upbraided by saint's goodness genre. The nasty person could be nastier, the saint could be holier.
― Bnad, Friday, 22 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/28146_373574586090348_23907095_n.jpg
what self-respecting person graduates from college but feels totally comfortable OTMing bullshit like this
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
"I cut open my head and drilled into my skull; there, I found God"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
stand up for him no (grey) matter
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Pulls out chainsaw, cuts off top of skull.
"How about now?"
― Moodles, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
Mind? No matter.Matter? Nevermind
----Homer Simpson
― Moodles, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
that is pretty amazing, tho. object permanence as theological proof, ergo all newborn babies are atheists
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
and won't stop banging on about it on Facebook
― kinder, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
You can show your brain easily enough with an MRI.
Also: no matter"
I am always terrified by the illiteracy of religious cretins.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
it's just... willfully dumb
I would honestly expect any halfway intelligent person to look at that and think "that's not even remotely clever and insulting to my beliefs" but instead it's getting "lol how funny, praise God" which I mean I can't even
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
ya its amazing that anyone would think that could convince someone
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
lol someone post the pic of Calvin praying by a cross
― frogbs, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
what's weird about that one is that it's not even attempting to provide a positive reason for believing in god, it's just removing an impediment (poorly, granted). it's like religious belief as cultural inertia.
― ryan, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/72721_477232358998127_746466071_n.jpg
"Geek/Nerd girls are the best ♥"
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
murder is in my ♥
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/602125_283663751767413_462018309_n.jpg
brb, buying wolf food for smiley
― i can't believe it's not butthurt (qiqing), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
That thing is so superficially makes you think, but if you do think you realise it says anger makes you an angry person and kindness makes you a kind person. Deep.
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
feel like just feed both wolves theres enough food for everyone
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
Feed 'em that smug Indian, amirite
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
"Can you see/touch your brain?"
I could, but I choose not to in the interests of my overall health.
― Aimless, Saturday, 23 March 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
it's been stated before but, man, fucking george takei
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
I woke up, walked into the living room and saw my parents putting presents under the tree, and then I knew: there is no God.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Saturday, 23 March 2013 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
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― Heyman (crüt), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
man I really thought the earth was a ball of flags gonna have to let this sink in
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
Ball of conflaggin', that's what the world is today.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wylsslu.png
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Saturday, 23 March 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link