excellent shits that i have taken

http://blog.kenlei.com/wp-images/toilet_snorkel.jpg

http://www.continence.org.au/client_images/576990.gif

4, 3, 4, 4, 4 & 5, 3, 4

Not excellent really, but have you ever got one that coiled right back around and bumped you? This has happened to me twice in recent months, and never in my preceding 30 years. Hope I'm okay.

The secret is not to squat so close to the ground. Or the letterbox.

btw, this:

Mark Clemente wrote this on thread people who poop first thing at work in the morning on board I Love Everything on Aug 23, 2007

Steel-cut oats for breakfast everyday. I think I'm pretty healthy, evidenced by the nice coils in the toilet and the fact that I'm going at 9:15-9:30 every morning. (not to give you a specific image of the physical result of my 10-15 minute workout.)

Managed one this morning that was as wide as a beer bottle and shaped like a Zeppelin

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/IMG_2533.jpg

i think i shat a penis :   0

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MMMMMMMMMM

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mmmmmfgggggg how did that fit inside you

how is babby formed?

Things have been taken to a new level.

holy shit

Things have been taken to a new level.

this is truly some n/l shit

:-(

where did u get such an oddly shaped toilet

Weird mental image of penis poop fucking the toilet hole get OUT of my head

http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg

Thanks! Unpleasant mental image piled on top of unpleasant mental image... And why is it that every time I look at this thread, it jumps straight to that toilet bowl picture? aaaaaarrrrgrh!

where did u get such an oddly shaped toilet

― deej

It's clearly European. Also the contents are European. Giant, nearly flesh-colored, steeped in a dark, murky broth -- definitely not an American shit. That might even be an Eastern European shit.

the type 4 shit floating on top used to be a mcdonalds burger though.

Did it, now.

you sure do know a lot about the geographic origins of shits kenan

Look here at my map...

http://www.kkn.net/~k5tr/photo/ke5c/1emebig.jpg

kenan

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/R8wnHbN4RpI/AAAAAAAABU4/19SZPZPsTyQ/s400/McCrapper.jpg

looks a tiny bit like a shaven JJ xpost

LJ - Lol, you're right!

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/rock-climbing.jpg

looks a tiny bit like a shaven JJ

Yeah sure I shave my... oh I see what you meant. No offense, JJ.

totally clean, like a torpedo being shot out of a submarine

Not excellent really, but have you ever got one that coiled right back around and bumped you? This has happened to me twice in recent months, and never in my preceding 30 years. Hope I'm okay.

― My Neighbor Toronto (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, April 21, 2009 8:28 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark

surely...this must be...an urban...legend...

perhaps...you have...been eating...slinkies...for breakfast??

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/Gothemburg-babirusa-skull-oblique-Mar-2010.jpg

good god

caption: "I give myself the horn"

10th grade. used to always take a shit before cross country practice. through trial and error i found that the boys bathroom at the far end of the special ed wing was always the cleanest and least frequented. so that's where i'd always go. one day, i entered my usual stall only to find that someone hadn't flushed. then i noticed why they hadn't flushed. it's cause they couldn't have flushed. in the bowl lay a turd about the size of a small grapefruit, or a very large baseball. it appeared to be perfectly spherical. i couldn't look away. making it all the more amazing was the fact there was NO TOILET PAPER occupying the bowl. just the freakish large, geometrically impossible piece of shit, and some water. absolutely unbelievable. but i had to wonder, what kind of an ass did this come out of, anyway? can asses stretch that large, or did this thing begin as a series of smaller shits that the shitee then reached in and molded into a solid shitball? i didn't want to know, i never found out anyway, and our junior varsity cross country team took 5th place at the state finals that year!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A54ZQQlusRo

I pretty much laid down a baseball bat during one rough bowel movement last year....

This story relayed to me by an acquaintance many years ago, so I can't be sure of the details. Anyway, acquaintance (call him F) goes paintballing with his friends, and his side split into pairs so they can cover each other more effectively. F and his partner N are out in the woods for a while, when suddenly N says "I gotta take a shit right now - keep watch to make sure that no-one shoots me while I'm tooling one off!". F keeps watch while N goes behind some bushes. Suddenly he hears N shouting, goes to see what the trouble is, and sees N standing on a tree stump, squatting, with a two foot long turd dangling out of his backside.
So in summary, I can believe ur baseball bat sized excrement story.

that is what's known as "laying down a bunt"

have the rumblings post burrito/chimichanga. bets using the Bristol STool chart?

I'm going to wager #4...

http://i.imgur.com/1wNpE1Z.jpg

Pretzel on Paper, 2016.

The lyrics to "TAISO" by the Yellow Magic Orchestra are actually instructions for defecating in an amazing way

One time a while back I was absently humming a tune while I shat and it wasn't until afterwards that I realized the tune was Chuck Mangione's 'Feel So Good'. My subconscious knew what was up.