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I was just being mean.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

That's what I do, you know.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

"You know, the other day I heard this song and thought of you..." *plays "We Luv Deez Hoez"*

"Oh... OH JESS!" *cue rumpy-pumpy*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure Dan speaks from the voice of experience here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

Jess, please come back & same your thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

It won't be the same.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Perhaps Strongo is exploding forth from his trousers even now.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

Rocket from the crypt.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

she wasnt there today. bah.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

There's always tomorrow.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

given what's going on over at gear's, it's probably for the best.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

please, like i even read any of ilx anymore, other than this thread.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

You really should, in this case.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

there's buttplay and everything.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

how many times have i heard THAT before and ended up disappointed?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

well, you should catch up on it, at least until the delightful scent of santorum wafts its way over to this thread, too.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

which it certainly will.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

I smelled buttsex in my flat in Italy when my roommate was buggering his boyfriend and I came home early. I agree, it's like nothing else I've ever smelled.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

me and my sister used to share this car and one time my friend and I smelled something afoul. It smelled of buttsex and was emanating from the headrest on passenger seat. The headrest?!!? My sister must've been pegging Mary Lou Retton.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

Jess, I seriously hope you have visited the Gear thread by now. In fact I will now catch up on the last 250 messages posted to confirm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

ALRIGHT, PONY UP THE PR0NAGE, JACKO CHANNINGTON

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

my life sure has taken some odd turns of late

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

Jerko Witholdington

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

hey you all have GEAR now to entertain you. fickle cunts.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

I need so much

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

aww he's pouting

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

and the "original cast" of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy isn't cutting it

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

x-post

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

i dont need you people anymore any damn way

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

make with the typey typey harvell

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

NEIN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck you, where's Gear?

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is running neck in neck in new answers with Gear's, but this one can win just by a tail. Fight, Strongo, fight and divulge the saucy tales.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

GEAR'S A ONE SHOT PONY...ALL HIS ENTERTAINMENT RELYS ON CHOOSING SLUTS FOR ROOMMATES...I'M ALREADY A SLUT!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

dude, what did you do

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

baby did a bad bad thing

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

You're all washed up, Harvell

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

aw come on, you weren't here, Gear was. what were we supposed to do?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

but i was out ruining my life further for your enjoyment!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

You stalked her, didn't you.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

We can't enjoy it if you don't divulge!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

Run away... and don't look back.

http://movieartofsweden.com/images/1536_picture.jpeg

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

This turned into the end of Sunset Boulevard

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

Och vs. ach

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

we've all left Gear to ramble on in the corner by himself and are now sitting in a semi-circle around you in your rocking chair, waiting patiently.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

so after work i am all miserable and depressed, so i walk up town determined to see if she's there (they dont have that many employees, so i hoped she was on the night shift). meanwhile, it's been raining all day, and as i get halfway there it just starts to pour and my wee little cheap-ass umbrella is no match for it and i get soaked but like at this point its like fuck it, i'm halfway there, i'll keep going. so i get there, and it's just about empty (because they're about to close), just her and the skittish gay dude. so i'm quite nervous at this point, given that i just potentially made an utter ass of myself in front of her yesterday, but she's all smiley and apologetic for me being all wet from the rain. and after she rings me up and gets my coffee (skittish gay guy is like taking the trash out and doing closing things) she says "we probably have a towel in the back if you want to dry off." yeah sure honey you could have said "asparagus is good for rubbing under your armpits to ward off hobgoblins" and i would have nodded like a bobblehead to bask in your presence for five minutes longer. so she leads me around the counter and gets me the towel and finally says "you know, it really cheered me up when you said that to me" and i said to myself "strongo, thems the sound of some panties droppin" and i was actually all like "uh duh yeah nice is good" like i'm lil abner or something. and so we get to exchanging pleasantries (we had already known each others names, really, just from customer-worker interaction over the last six months) and just as i'm about to actually ask her out or some such i lean in to hand her the towel and I TRY TO KISS HER BECAUSE I HAVE CLEARLY GONE ABSOLUTELY INSANE IN THE LAST THREE DAYS AND I FULLY BLAME ILX and amazingly through some divine act of jesus she doesnt pull away, and as um things are about to get heavy, the skittish gay guy who works there comes in the back and starts screaming "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" and i'm like wtf dude and she says "get away from me!" and KNEES ME IN THE GROIN. not hard, but just hard enough to make my legs buckle as if i am jerry lewis doing the charleston. she's looking all "shocked" and he puts on this very affected masculine voice and goes "i think you better leave now, we're closing." so meanwhile i'm like cupping my boys between my legs and hobbling out of there as if my pants were around my ankles in quite a bit of pain.

she gave me her phone number. i dont quite know whether or not i should call her.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

FIN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

zuh?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago) link

if things progress as they have been over the last few days, by friday i will be stealing bmw's while doing lines of coke off the asses of 15 year old vietnamese male prostitutes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

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