your terrible ideas

I don't think it's a terrible idea either, but it's my guess that most people would not want to do a 15 min aerobic dance routine. OR WOULD THEY?!

The breakdancing was just this noodly little kid -- there was no Can whatsoever. It was a red herring.

brb linking the vitamin c breakdance on facebook

* kick-starting Vitamin C week on ILX

this all sounds a lot like the kraftwerk-out idea that there's a thread for

a rapper named Drachma who raps about ancient Greece

Debut album could be called "What's a Greek urn?".

The Popepoopmobile. Basically the same as a Popemobile, but with blacked out windows. Say that the Pope is out in the Popemobile, and suddenly needs to poop? No problem! Simply bring out the Popepoopmobile, reverse it so it's back to back with the Popemobile, and open the doors. The Pope can move from the Popemobile to the Popepoopmobile, which includes a toilet, do his business, then move back to the Popemobile and carry on waving to the crowds.

for rapper called Drachma, album name could also be Get ur Greek urn (or on, it's up to the artist)

A Middle Eastern 'Hunky Dory' era Bowie tribute act called Hummus Superior.

a joke whose punchline was "that's a whisk I'm willing to take!"

I've never made tamales before, so they may come out terrible, but that's a husk I'm willing to bake

I once had an idea -- one I thought was clever at the time -- to name a band "The Varieties" after William James' "The Varities of Religious Experience" (and as a nod to the name The Doors as tribute to "The Doors of Perception"). I think this was a genuinely terrible idea, and not just in a funny way.

A kickstarter project to fund a badly needed heart transplant called Kickstart My Heart

(lol)

Actually feeling this as a kickstarter satire idea, maybe as a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pja9Y7JIJBg

Create comic strip in which Garfield is relocated to Manhattan apartment and has wacky adventures with new "Jon" Jerry Seinfeld, name strip Garfeld

lol

I could kind of see an Elaine as Cathy comic

Kramerduke

a new yorker short story that begins "He was the sort of man more David Lee Roth than Philip Roth, if you know what I mean (and I know that you do)."

The Kinds of Roths That There Are

A reality show called America's Next False Messiah where would-be prophets compete for followers

^ i love that one

a band called The Crew Seders

BTO-sampling rap song in the style of early-to-mid-90s Snoop Dogg, titled "Takin' Care of Shiznits".

soulsearch.com, an evangelical christian search engine that honors the lord EVERY day

variable frequency electrical grid to try to put an end to dogmatic thinking

Scarlet and blue reclining chair called a Barça Lounger

NPR call-in show about clock repair questions called Tick Talk

i lold

hahahahah

so many of these are excellent ideas

based on a misread headline, I came up with the idea that Apple should design a "smart" home/landline phone.

econ and finance pickup lines:

"Have you ever heard of the tulip craze? Cause your two lips drive me crazy"

a terius nash cover band in a sabbath/lizzy mode called "axe mariah"

Larp/sca-oriented paramore cover titled "chivalry business"

so many of these are excellent ideas

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fantasy sex league

10-12 participants draft a set of personality traits, settings, music, sex moves, etc. for example, if you have the first round pick you might select the most charming/sexy partner, but later in the draft you're biting yourself because the only soundtrack left is smash mouth's "walking on the sun". or you just use up an early pick on great abs, but you're dismayed when later in the draft you realize that you have to select a knee (?!?) and the only knee left is completely fucked up, like backwards with the bone sticking out.

anyway, when the draft is over, the resulting combinations for each participants are rendered and displayed in a manner that kind of looks like this - http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html - only it's sex instead.

podcast about interesting stuff in the world of video games, but for a non-gamer audience, called Mashing The Buttons

Would listen; disqualified

Yeah, that's a genuine good idea! Lock down the domain name now IMO.

later in the draft you realize that you have to select a knee (?!?) and the only knee left is completely fucked up, like backwards with the bone sticking out.

use of the following phrase for a monster slam dunk over defenders: "OH! HARDEN TAKES IT TO THE TERRORISTS ON THEIR HOME TURF!"

a planned parenthood t-shirt that reads "if life begins at conception, you've been celebrating the wrong birthday your whole life"

my friend is a statehouse lobbyist for PP and she's due in September. they've thought about making a shirt with an arrow pointing down and a caption "I was planned"

i have a friend who worked for planned parenthood and i got two designs that were quickly taken off their website when they made and vetoed them
one is "I <3 WOMEN" which i have repeatedly been told is homophobic
the other is a green shirt that reads "kiss me, i'm pro-choice"

nice!

album of Coil covers done in an acoustic Jack Johnson/fratboy style, called 'Musick To Play In The Park'

cld also be called 'fratology'

become a world-famous action movie star, on par with stallone or schwarzenneger. but insist on being uncredited in every single movie i'm in. i'd be the most mysterious movie star ever.

start a conspiracy theory rumor that Dzhokhar is actually pronounced "Joker", creating a suspcicious link to the Aurora shooting