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two months pass...

a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, June 10, 2004 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

This, the BNL album cover thread, AND thread for pictures of Drake looking ridiculous all revived today!

emilys., Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

what the

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

loool i would kinda maybe buy those if they were real

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

Most unfortunate author name?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0051HEJ86.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

no relation

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

lol adam

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

six years pass...

Actually Lysol was advertised as a contraceptive. Let's dig in. https://t.co/I0gx92kCUA

— Gillian Frank (@1gillianfrank1) June 10, 2019

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

“We must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route),”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/24/trump-lysol-injection-claim-maker-hits-back

Madchen, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

loooool I was hoping this is why this thread was revived

DJP, Friday, 24 April 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link

The Pit And The Pudendum

I peaked early on this site

DJP, Friday, 24 April 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

Alice in her party dress
would-be suitors skulk away
needs to freshen up a bit
before she starts attracting strays
Lysol douche will do the trick
brisk as cool spring rains that fall she'll
spray it where the sun don't shine per-
-haps she ought to use it all to-dayayayayayay
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, January 24, 2005 4:44 PM (fifteen years ago)

is this on the Goths album?

sarahell, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

Love this thread so much.

Madchen, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

oh no the dreadful incident link is broken

mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

little did we know then that one day the lysol douche would be president

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 April 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

tyvm

mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/PEM9wq6.jpg

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

look this is the relevant thread okay just roll with it

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

Bravo!

Madchen, Sunday, 19 June 2022 08:07 (one year ago) link

I like to think the advert has a subtly codified subtext:
https://i.imgur.com/Advf1wJ.jpg

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 19 June 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link


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