I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

was idly looking for craigslist hilarity and um

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/muc/3688589175.html

Black drummer wanted for rock band (Twin Cities)

Rock and roll band with great songs and lots of connections in the music business seeks black drummer to rock the world...

Message with contact phone number.

Thanks.

― goole, Monday, March 18, 2013 4:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

leave Prince alone goole

― his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 18, 2013 4:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Black drummer wanted 4 rock band (2win cities)
(picture of an eye) need U 2 rock the World

― Three Word Username, Monday, March 18, 2013 4:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like to think of Biden as the Chewie of the Obama administration.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm
eric holder is lobot

I like puns. When well done.

― Jeff, Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even better when they're rare.

― nickn, Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

Psychic puns are medium rare.

*throws shoe*

*throws vg's other shoe*

i honestly am still not 100% sure who jessica biel is or what she has been in or what she looks like

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:36 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's known for the wb

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:38 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she was in stealth

― balls, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:39 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's known for not being the actress you think she is when you hear her name

(in my experience, anyway)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:39 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she played lt. kara wade in stealth

― balls, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or, actually, better (and blindingly obvious) example: "Cry Me a River" got so big in part because people thought "holy shit, this is about Britney Spears." it's a good song, but if you're a pop artist the difference between a good song and a classic song is often decided by stuff like that.

― katherine, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sam shepard played capt. george cummings in stealth, does that help lex?

― balls, Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:41 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah, In On The Kiltmaker, MacKaye's return to his Scottish folk roots.

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB) wrote this at 2013-03-21 10:15:37.338

awesome!

i honestly am still not 100% sure who jessica biel is or what she has been in or what she looks like

I'm not even 60% sure what she looks like and don't have a clue on the others

The 40% that you know - is it her butt?

can't believe all these companies are making so much money of clouds, tbh, you can get free clouds just condense some water droplets in the atmosphere

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:38 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've looked at clouds that way...

― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 2:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*blushes*

― mimosa pudica (clouds), Thursday, March 21, 2013 8:47 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here u go everyone life changing infos http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/

she's from ely??

lol why do I still keep a subconscious tally of every celebrity of MN roots

peer group tracking

Noel Gallagher
Billy Corgan
Yngwie Malmsteen

― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, March 21, 2013 11:25 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

World's worst G3 touring lineup.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 21, 2013 11:26 AM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i hope everyone involved sues everyone else involved until all the companies go bankrupt and their vcs go bankrupt and the banks that funded anyone go bankrupt and then a cleansing fire comes and burns babylon, burns it clean.

― s.clover, Thursday, March 21, 2013 5:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe he is one of those very short term memory dudes who forgot he let you in front and then just saw you cut in line and has to twitter everything like that dude in memento or he'll forget, except instead of writing down what happened the only thing he twitters is "unfucking-believable" about 50x a day.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or.. maybe he is a giant ass

― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude don't spoil memento

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, March 21, 2013 4:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the movie that Seth McFarlane was born to make, but only because Seth McFarlane was born a talentless asshole.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, March 22, 2013 11:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

while we're at it, i'll add self-professed "grammar nazis"

― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I support the views of National Socialism, but only within the specific arena of grammar"

― multi instru mentat list (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like those guys who say they're republican just because they want limited government

ppl who pronounce wimbledon as WIMBLETON

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:55 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is truly disgusting

― Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:05 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are simpledons

― Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:05 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I must add that Esteban Buttiérrez is the best user name in ages

ppl who pronounce wimbledon as WIMBLETON

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:55 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol I do that, whatevs I grew up on a farm I've already risen above my station, bite me uk

Untergrount, overgrount
Wombling free
The Wombles of Wimbleton
Common are we
Making goot use
of the things that we find
Things that the everytay
folks leave behint

<3

xpst m@tt - you're still a savage but I'll walk it back and say that you're not disgusting <3

Gotta get some [matzah] tomorrow. My Catholic in-laws (with whom we are staying for another week and a half) will be very confused.

― quincie, Sunday, March 24, 2013 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait till they hear what it's made with

― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:35 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Referring to Reality Bites:

--

i didn't realize/care enough back in 1994, but i just realized that this movie was set in Houston. this movie would have been much improved if the Geto Boys had shown up and re-enacted one of their songs (maybe "mind of a lunatic") using the characters as their victims.

― pancakes and sizzurp (Eisbaer), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:29 AM (8 hours ago)

woah reality bites was set in houston??? so weird

Duh.

lol sorry - it is weird. It always felt like it should have been Austin or something.

could have sworn it was austin! i hate that movie fyi

ethan hawke is so dreadful! winona was a putz for dumping the ben stiller character!!

Obviously none of you were 16 yr old white girls when this came out.

And Stiller was a total asshole! He ruined her art, man.

I was

Were not.

ice cold bluff calling itt

smdh @ ENBB enforcing outdated gender roles

I dint wanna say but it hurt to the core

lol

she shouldn't have gotten w/ either Stiller or Hawke.

she should've gotten w/ me lol.

doily dress, crazy braless boobs. i laughed til I cried in the theater at that scene and I will love this movie forever.

winona wins 4 life

owned movie + soundtrack

best not to review the movie as an adult fwiw

youuuuu saaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Obviously none of you were 16 yr old white girls when this came out.

no, but hope springs eternal!